Chapter 235 The Jade Emperor has a fever in his ears
Lu Chen scolded happily, his mouth was like a river, and he didn't care about the shocked eyes of these immortals. Tired of scolding, he took out a bottle of beer, drank it in one go, lit a cigarette, and continued to scold: "You fat pig, you should get you to the eighteenth layer of hell, and then get a pot to fry it, boil out all the oil on your body, and let the souls in hell open the meat, which can be regarded as atonement for your sins." โ
"Ahh Little bastard, you're mad at me, I'm going to kill you. The God of Wealth jumped like thunder, and his momentum skyrocketed, and he came to Lu Chen's side in one step and blasted out with a punch.
Rumble!
Lu Chen was blown away again, and the power of the Zhuxian Sword couldn't stop it, the God of Wealth was too strong, and the Zhuxian Sword couldn't fight the God of Wealth without the master's control.
However, the God of Wealth showed a different color, and with his angry blow, he originally thought that this kid would be gone, but he was only seriously injured and still alive.
This is a bit incredible, of course the God of Wealth knows that this is not Lu Chen's own ability, but the credit of several super artifacts. It's just that I should have seen or heard of such a powerful artifact in heaven and earth, why didn't I have the slightest impression of these things in front of me?
At the same time, the Jade Emperor, who was accompanying the Queen Mother to enjoy the flowers in the Yao Pond, suddenly sneezed, felt a fever in his ears, and couldn't help but be stunned, "What's the matter?"
"What's the matter?" asked the Queen Mother.
"It seems that someone is scolding me?" the Jade Emperor had a strange expression.
"Cut, isn't it normal that there are more people scolding you?" the Queen Mother didn't care.
As the master of the Three Realms, no matter how strong his ability is, it is impossible to satisfy everyone, and people's hearts can never be truly united. If there is anyone in this world who has been scolded the most, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother are definitely one of them.
"No, this time it's different. The Jade Emperor looked strange and a little dignified, and said seriously: "I feel that my ears are hot, you see, it seems that I have a cold." โ
As he spoke, the Jade Emperor couldn't help but sneeze again.
"I'll see. The Queen Mother reached out and grabbed the Jade Emperor's ear, and it was really hot, as if it had been grilled by a scorching flame, at least more than a hundred degrees, and it was still climbing.
Grabbed by the Queen Mother's ears, feeling the softness of the Queen Mother's fingers, the Jade Emperor was unexpectedly ape-hearted, it has not been like this for a long time, a thousand years, or 10,000 years, or 100,000 years?
The combination of the two has no feelings,
It's just for their own benefit. However, after hundreds of millions of years of getting along, there are even a lot of children, even if both of them are hard-hearted, there will always be a day when they will melt.
Who doesn't want family harmony, and who doesn't want love between husband and wife?
Last time, Lu Chen's persuasion made the relationship between the two go further, otherwise there would be no two of them enjoying the flowers together in Yaochi today.
The Queen Mother also seemed to feel the tenderness in the Jade Emperor's heart, and the hand that was originally holding the Jade Emperor's ear also became soft, turning into a gentle stroke, and tenderness appeared on her face.
But then, the Queen Mother also said strangely: "Hey, why are your ears getting hotter and hotter? Who is talking about you behind your back, and you still have such power?"
People say that some people scold people for burning ears, although it is just a legend, but the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor feel that there is still some truth. The wise sayings can only be called wise sayings after being verified by countless practical cases.
But as the master of the Three Realms, he is scolded a lot every day, and not everyone scolding him can make his ears feverish, otherwise wouldn't he be annoyed to death every day?
Only when something very serious provokes some very special people to scold him can make his ears change. For example, thousands of years ago, when Yang Jian scolded him, because Yang Jian was his nephew, and he had a great grudge against him, so his ears were feverish.
But what about this time?
"No, I have to go and see for myself, who is scolding me?" said the Jade Emperor.
As he spoke, the Jade Emperor pinched the Dharma seal in his hand and began to calculate. As the master of the Three Realms, his strength is strong, and of course his skills are not a problem. It can be said that as long as he is willing, all the things in the three worlds of heaven, earth and man cannot escape his calculations.
If you don't even have this ability, then you don't need to be the Jade Emperor!
But then, the Jade Emperor's face changed, and he couldn't even figure it out!
Is there anything else in heaven and earth that he can't calculate? Yes, he can't figure out the affairs of the saints, could it be that the saints are scolding himself? How is this possible? The saints will not be full enough to scold him, the master of the Three Realms, and if there is anything, he can directly issue the decree.
The Queen Mother's face also changed greatly, and she naturally knew what was powerful.
This is not a trivial matter, no matter what the relationship is, the two are in the same breath, once something happens, neither of them can get out of it. In other words, scolding the Jade Emperor is scolding her, the queen mother.
The Queen Mother also began to calculate, but,
She can't figure it out. Even if the husband and wife join forces, it can't be counted!
"Oh no, something big must have happened, otherwise it wouldn't have been!" said the Queen Mother.
"Let's take a look. The Jade Emperor said seriously.
"Good!" the Queen Mother nodded.
The two of them arrived at the Lingxiao Treasure Hall almost in a flash, and hurriedly summoned clairvoyance Shunfeng Ear, and even summoned Li Tianwang. The three of them are all confused, what is the situation?
Now that the Three Realms are stable, these immortals in the Heavenly Court are also living comfortably, and it is rare to see the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother so serious.
"Your Majesty, what happened?" asked Li Tianwang.
"If I knew, would I still need to look for you?" the Jade Emperor slandered.
"Heavenly King, clairvoyant, Shunfeng Ear, I want the three of you to hurry up and show me what is happening in the Three Realms?" the Jade Emperor commanded with a serious face.
"Yes. "As gods, the three of them are naturally not fools, although the Jade Emperor did not say it explicitly, they also know the seriousness of the matter.
For a moment, the clairyman's eyes burst into dazzling brilliance, instantly seeing through every corner of the Three Realms. Circles of ripples rippled out of the ears of the wind, and all the sounds in the Three Realms were heard. And Li Tianwang was not idle, in addition to having a demon mirror, he also had a heaven-viewing mirror, and in an instant, the heaven-viewing mirror was suspended in the sky above the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and the light was shining, and almost all the things that were happening and what happened in the past in the Three Realms were revealed in the sky-viewing mirror.
These three people joined forces, and there was almost nothing that could be hidden from them, much better than the calculations of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother.
It didn't take long for everyone's faces to change as they discovered the Temple of Wealth, which had become a ruin, almost at the same time.
And in the Sky Viewing Mirror, there is a scene where the Zhuxian Sword slashes through the Temple of Wealth.
"This ..... What's going on? Who is so bold?" the Jade Emperor was furious.
The God of Wealth Temple also dares to destroy it, don't you know that the God of Wealth is the great god of the Heavenly Court? This is a slap in the face of the Heavenly Court, a slap in the face of him, the master of the Three Realms.
But immediately, Li Tianwang recognized the origin of the sword light and exclaimed: "Zhuxian Sword!"
Li Tianwang was a disciple of the Primordial Heavenly Venerable, and he had seen the power of the Zhuxian Sword, so as soon as he saw that sword light, he knew that it was sent by the Zhuxian Sword, and he couldn't help but be surprised, wasn't the Zhuxian Sword in the hands of the Master of the Tongtian Sect? Could it be that the Tongtian Sect Master personally shot it?
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