readx;? The first thing I did when I got home was to send Liu Xiaomei a script, and then a copy to Long Xiaole, and called him to read the new script, saying that the background and protagonist would be replaced. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info Long Xiaole, of course, has no opinion.

Another day, because of the sudden surrender of the big film company, the entire so-called film company alliance collapsed. Thirteen major film companies signed screening contracts one after another, and the box office share ratio was still the same virtue as before, which was tantamount to wasting nearly two months in vain, and the role was just to make their voices heard.

Long Xiaole was liberated and returned to the provincial capital after staying in the capital for a few days.

After coming back, I also have something to do, go to the crew, discuss the script with Zhang Wei, and decorate the new house......

Long Xiaole has high requirements for the new house, and takes home the set of pies in the capital, all the furniture is a famous brand, and the decoration is extremely luxurious. As a neighbor, Zhang's house was simply empty. There are two floors on the ground and a large basement, and the only decoration that can be seen by the eye is the living facilities such as the toilet water heater, and the floor and floor tiles are standard, and nothing else.

Decorate the house, there must always be a decoration style, Zhang is afraid of the style is practical and concise, the walls are empty, everywhere is white, simple decorative design, that is not one.

Because of the renovation of the house, Long Xiaole ridiculed Zhang for being a small farmer.

During this time, Zhang was afraid that he would not have time to pay attention to his ridicule, so he went into retreat again to write a script. I didn't go to the hospital either, and I followed Yu Xiaoxin to write a script for the Americans, and it must be successful.

Yu wrote a good novel, and if Americans don't want it, she uses it to make a movie.

Zhang was afraid to say what was in his heart: "It's good to be friends with rich people." ”

This is the real idea, the last script that was killed by Teacher Yi, Long Xiaole was very satisfied, what he needed to do was to modify the background of the story. As long as you persist in this way, write one by one, and shoot one by one, you can't even become the first screenwriter.

The new script has only one protagonist of the Chinese painter, and the script begins with a big dog and a small white, just like the scene when they first met, a fat and big dog lazily jogging down the street, passing by a morning shop, a bus stop, and a flower shop on the way...... No matter what others think of it, the big fat guy just runs his own.

It's early in the morning, and the big fat dog runs into a neighborhood, runs to the front of an RV, squats down in front of the door, and barks at the ground. A moment later, the car door opened, revealing the face of a middle-aged man, somewhat handsome, and a kind of spirituality, with a well-proportioned figure.

The middle-aged man looked around, got out of the way, and the big dog jumped into the car.

The car door closed, and the middle-aged man asked the big dog, "How is it?"

The big dog ignored him and ran to the big bed to lie down, and the middle-aged man shouted: "Go to bed without washing your feet!"

This is the beginning of the story, the car is very chaotic, but the middle-aged man is wearing a handsome suit, swaying left and right in front of the mirror, and he has to ask the big dog: "How is this body?"

The big dog barked perfunctorily and ignored it.

As soon as the camera turned, the handsome uncle went to buy finger cakes very seriously, and he looked very meticulous...... It's out of place this morning.

The person who sells finger cakes is a little daughter-in-law, but she doesn't look at the handsome middle-aged uncle, she just makes finger cakes with peace of mind, and routinely asks whether to add eggs. The middle-aged uncle tried his best to squeeze out the most handsome expression, but unfortunately people couldn't see it.

It didn't take long to make the finger cakes, put them in a bag and hand them over, and collect the money. The middle-aged uncle smiled softly, and just wanted to speak, the little daughter-in-law greeted the customer: "Next." ”

So let's go next, the middle-aged uncle went back to the RV very depressed, bit his hand and grabbed the cake and said depressedly: "Where is it? Why don't you even look at me?" shouted at the big dog: "Failed again." ”

The big dog snorted happily, yes, there was a smile on the dog's face?

In the next shot, the middle-aged uncle drove the RV on the road, muttering violently: "Hunan sisters, good-looking and affectionate, sisters from southern Xiangnan, uncle is here." ”

This is a boring opening, the opening sets the tone for the film, it will not be too deep in thought, it is an urban drama of pure entertainment.

As for whether it looks good...... Write the script first.

In the following shot, the car is parked somewhere, and the middle-aged uncle changes into casual clothes, puts a chain on the big dog, and drags it out. The big dog was reluctant, but it was useless.

This is a process of discovering beautiful women and finding goals, and the big dog plays a decisive role, instantly becoming the focus of attention, easily attracting many girls. So, the girls look at the dogs, and the middle-aged uncles look at the women...... And finalize the goal.

After a while, the people dispersed, and the middle-aged uncle took the dog away, walked to a no-man's corner, untied the chains, and patted the big dog's buttocks: "Go." ”

The big dog was very reluctant and also very unhappy to jog out.

In the next shot, the big dog follows a beautiful woman to her home.

In the next shot, the big dog runs back to the RV.

In the next shot, a middle-aged uncle and a big dog appear near the beauty's house.

Let's take the next shot and conceive the encounter plan......

What a boring person this is, what a ...... this is Interesting beginning?

When the middle-aged uncle was dressed up and was about to meet by chance, he received a phone call, and as soon as he got through, he was scolded in English, to the effect that you are an American agent! If you don't stay in the United States, what are you going to do in China?

The middle-aged uncle tried to defend himself, saying that he had found a bad element and followed him all the way to China.

The other end of the phone continued to scold, interpreting in Mandarin that he was disorganized and undisciplined, that he was not a qualified capitalist fighter, that he was sorry for the people, that he was sorry for capitalism, or something, and that he was ordered to return on the same day.

The middle-aged uncle found various reasons not to go back, and took the initiative to say: "You fire me, I have been corroded, and I can't stand the beauty cannonballs, sugar-coated cannonballs, and all kinds of cannonballs, anyway, I'm sorry for the uniform......"

The other end of the line yelled "Don't think about it!" you have to help us solve some case...... Anyway, it's a lot of scolding.

The middle-aged uncle played a boring trick, holding up his mobile phone and shouting that there was no signal or something......

When he hung up the phone, the middle-aged uncle was in high spirits and wanted to continue chasing the beauty......

The camera changed again, and in a certain listening department, a young officer with a puzzled face asked the commander: "Is he really an American secret service?"

The older officer was also frowning, and after a moment of silence, he said, "Continue to listen, don't be careless." ”

The camera changed again, and the American phone call came back again, and it was still the same guy just now, scolding the middle-aged man for being an idiot, and you had already been discovered!

The middle-aged man's face changed sharply, and he scolded back: "It's you who cheated me, I'm still a capital hukou, and you have developed into an American spy, I'm sad, I'm depressed, I'm hanging...... Don't hang yourself. ”

The other side scolded back, and finally said to get back quickly.

The middle-aged uncle still wanted to insist, so he casually found an excuse to hang up the phone. But not long after, another phone call came, it was the owner of a gallery in New York urging the painting......

Then the agent called, saying that she had to be there for some event, otherwise she would resign.

So, the middle-aged uncle had no choice but to surrender. As soon as the camera turned, the sad middle-aged uncle went to the airport with his luggage.

At the listening department, the young officer asked, "Really let him go?"

"Why not?" said the older officer, "one is a legal citizen, and three is a painter of international renown." ”

As if to prove the truth of this sentence, in the next shot, a middle-aged uncle with a sad face walked into the airport lonely, and kept muttering goodbye, my beauties......

When handling the consignment of the big dog, a beautiful woman asked in surprise: "You are Wang Fei, right?"

Uncle Grief instantly transformed into a successful painter, with a confident expression that can be a stinky fart, and his voice became disgusting, gentle and standard: "I'm Wang Fei." ”

After writing this beginning, Zhang was afraid to let out a long sigh: It's really a boring story, in fact, how much I want to write literary works with ideas and connotations.

The story continues, and Wang Fei returns to the United States. A studio with a special feeling, full of half-painted drawings and tools. Wang Fei pondered over a painting very seriously, pondered for a while and finally made a decision: "Let's go watch a striptease." ”

The door lock twisted, and a big Chinese beauty came in, a little mixed-race, and shouted in Chinese as soon as she entered the door: "Can you do it?"

Wang Fei said: "This is the United States, please speak American Mandarin." ”

The beautiful woman came over and grabbed him, brushed the ground and fell cleanly over the shoulder, smashing down the two easels with a snap, Wang Fei shouted: "My painting." ”

The latter story is a heroic and invincible beautiful assistant, and a ridiculous story of a middle-aged old man who is lustful and immortal, but has repeatedly failed to succeed, which is very funny and beautiful.

As for the white protagonist that Yi Zhengshuai said, he was erased by Zhang Wei, so let's go where it is cool.

Mr. Zhang is good at nonsense, and he used it to write about the rivalry between beautiful women and perverted men, as for the so-called secret service status, since they are all special, that is, special, Comrade Wang Fei continues to be maverick and nonsense.

Another question, how can a domestic household registration be a US special service, and why is it an American special service, but this question is serious?

At some point, in the eyes of some people, this must be the most important thing! So, without any explanation, Zhang is afraid to try to show how much the protagonist loves the motherland.

Again, although he shirks to his boss, he does not do less what should be done, complains in his mouth, does things wholeheartedly, and does not please him inside and out.

There is another one, although it does not explain the origin of the identity, but it explains the reason why the protagonist does this: regardless of nationality, they all want to be good people and do things that are beneficial to society. So, it doesn't matter what profession is.

In Zhang's words, it's just making it up anyway!

However, the compilation is very good.

Mr. Zhang made up a hearty one, ending in one breath, and made up the story of the clothing painter subduing the bandits very funny, anyway, it was unexpectedly surprised.

When it was written, it was sent in triplicate to the clothing painter, Liu Xiaomei, and Long Xiaole, and then went to Lin Asakusa to drink.

In winter, the stall closes early, and Lin Asakusa rarely relaxes once. I haven't drunk for a long time, and I drank more than half a catty of liquor alone. After drinking, Lin Asakusa suddenly stopped talking, and the silent atmosphere was very strange.

Zhang was also very scared, so he didn't ask, and was silent with him. (To be continued.) )