Chapter 323: The Smurfs Great Immortal
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Although everyone could see that this Cloud Dao person was already a little panicked, after all, the prestige of the Demon Elimination Hall in Taoism was so high that it had already produced a kind of blind worship for everyone. γζβε»β³ε°βθͺͺβ³ηΆ² Qu γ
This also led to the fact that everyone knew that Yun Dao Chang was a strong word, but there were still many people who were willing to believe him.
Su Huai smiled coldly in his heart when he heard this, I am still afraid that you will bow your head and admit your mistakes, it is best if you refuse to admit it, do you think I only know one or two of you?
Since you say I can't catch the "demon", I'll catch this demon and show it to you.
Everyone saw Su Huai laughing, and smiled at Yun Dao Chang, whose face was flushed:
"Don't panic, Yun Dao Chief, I will eliminate demons for you. As he spoke, he said with words in his mouth:
Egg whites are mixed with alum, handkerchiefs are applied and dried, water is poured and never leaked, alcohol burns kerchiefs, and water becomes vapor resistance, so it is burned but not destroyed!"
Before all the Daoists could understand, the dark-skinned black-faced Daoist handed Su Huai a handkerchief, and then folded it all around, so that the middle was concave, and poured the "holy water" of the Yundao people.
Yun Dao people lost color and said: "Bold, that is the holy water given by the Dao Ancestor!"
Yundao people exclaimed in surprise and wanted to rush up, but they were stopped by Xu Shitai and Li Xian, Xu Shitai said coldly: "Whether it is holy water or demon water, you have to test it to know." β
Sure enough, I saw that the "holy water" was poured in the center of the water handkerchief, and not a drop of it leaked, exactly the same as the situation just now.
Many Taoists were surprised, and they all asked each other, "What is alum powder?" and "Does it have the effect of blocking water?"
At this time, the Taoists of the Huaxia Taoist Sect all changed from frustration to excitement just now, and Li Xian even pulled his throat and shouted: "The water does not leak...... This is a thousand-year-old water demon!!"
Mrs. Xu also added fuel and vinegar and shouted coldly: "What are you shouting nonsense! Use the fire charm to overcome it!" As she spoke, she took out a charm and lit the handkerchief, and the handkerchief burned brightly, and after the flames, seeing that the handkerchief was really intact, Mrs. Xu, who had been cold-faced, also laughed:
"Okay, you're a monster, fire and water don't invade, the two demons are connected~~!"
Ren Na didn't know what Su Huai was doing at this time, and howled: "Oops, it's a double demon heart, it's so scary~!"
The three of them teamed up and together, repeating the words of the Yundao people and the Hedao people just now, which really made the scene funny and weird.
Yu Guan Zhu and the others of the Eight Sects and Sixteen Sects were all shocked and surprised in their hearts, and it was difficult to accept that the Taoist holy land in their minds had been proven to be a hoax one after another......
And the Taoist priests of the Demon Elimination Palace, they can't jump, many people's faces are pale, and the whole person can't support it, they have decades of prestige in the Demon Elimination Palace, when is it not high in front of other Taoist sects, and today it is being exposed...... Or in front of the eight factions and sixteen sects. γζβε»β³ε°βθͺͺβ³ηΆ² Qu γ
And they didn't have anything to do.
At this time, the black-faced Taoist priest was still pretending, and actually took out a cartoon Smurf doll from his burlap bag, bowed to Su Huaiyi, and said:
"Set up the magic circle, Mr. Su wants to ask the Smurfs Great Immortal to collect the demon~~!"
When the Taoist priests in the Demon Removal Hall almost vomited blood on the spot, the onlookers next to them all laughed and fell down.
"Damn, Mr. Su is so humorous... Others invite immortals, he invites Smurfs. β
"The Smurfs are not great immortals, are they also elves~"
"Haha, foreign elves, maybe it's specifically to restrain Chinese ghosts~"
The laughter in the audience was everywhere, and the faces of the Yun Dao people changed several times, and finally they couldn't help but shout: "Dare to insult our Taoist true god!?
The disciples of the Demon Eradication Hall just wanted to rush over and pull the black-faced Daoist away, but they were blocked by the Daoists of the Eight Sects and Sixteen Sects.
Although there are hundreds of people in the Demon Extermination Palace, the number of the eight sects and sixteen sects is twice as many as theirs, where can they rush over.
Patriarch Lin was also panicked at the moment, and shouted: "Yunhe and you, you are not good at learning, you actually deceived everyone, and you still don't kneel down and admit your mistakes. β
The Yundao people and the crane Dao people knew that Patriarch Lin was going to be carried on him by the black cauldron, so he also gritted his teeth and knelt down at the same time:
"The ancestor is above, we know that we are wrong. β
"If you know it's wrong, don't apologize to your fellow people in the world!" Patriarch Lin shouted.
The trick of the two of them, which Su Huai had pierced just now, had not yet come to him, as long as Su Huai was stopped at this time, although the reputation of the Demon Elimination Hall would inevitably be greatly damaged, at least he could barely maintain his status as Patriarch Lin.
Yundao people and Hedao people pushed away the crowd, rushed over and hugged Su Huai's leg and begged:
"Mr. Su, it's because we are not good at learning and deceiving the world, but this is because we are not good at learning and art, not that Taoism and Taoism are not mysterious enough. β
"We're really sorry for you, you've won this second level, the two of us are at your disposal, please consider the future development of Taoism, don't harm others. β
All the Daoists already knew the deception of the Yundao people and the Hedao people at this moment, but at this moment, they all looked at the UNESCO Arbitration Committee next to them.
Just now, the "Taigong Lingche" scam of the Taoist of the Heavenly Mandate Hall has been discovered, and now if the world-famous Demon Elimination Hall is also proven to be a Taoist scam...... So Su Huai's success this time, I am afraid that if he does not pass the pass, he will ruin the reputation of the Taoist altar, and it will make Taoism become infamous for thousands of years......
This...... It's hard to say how things will turn out.
Su Huai looked at the two of them coldly, remembering that Ji Qiaoqiao was so frightened just now that he lost his soul, but he was cold: "Now I know that I beg for mercy, you don't know how many people you have scared in order to make money for so many years, why have you ever let them go?"
Although Su Huai has not practiced martial arts for a long time, his foundation of ranking 11th in martial arts in the high school sports meeting is still there, and with a slight force of his feet, the two of them were bounced out, and continued to face the camera, wielding a spatula, chanting words to Wuhou statue, and reading aloud:
"The Smurf Immortal showed me enough mana to overcome the demon~" said in a loud voice:
"Daxian dining technique, the paper man is pasted with an iron card behind him, the sharp part of the iron card is pressed against the human wall, and the bowl is suspended in mid-air; the paper man is divided into two layers inside and outside, and the expansion and contraction are different when heated, and the hot air fumigation is like hugging the bowl, and the head is bowed like a meal; the wine is not overflowing when the medicine is coated in Linkou, and the wine can be divided into ...... by the otter gallbladder hairpin."
Patriarch Lin, who had always been able to maintain the skeleton posture of the Immortal Wind Dao, finally changed his face at this time.
The dark-faced Taoist laughed loudly and said loudly:
"The Smurfs have gone down to earth, we have decided to prepare wine and dinner for the Smurfs Immortals, and hope that the Smurfs will be full and subjugate demons and catch ghosts~!"
Everyone only looked at the paper man sticking to the wall, the bowl was hanging in the air, the paper man seemed to be alive, only to see him slowly hold the bowl in his arms with both arms, and slowly lowered his head, as if eating; put a wine glass on the dining table, pour wine, the wine is much higher than the mouth of the cup, it is full but not overflowing, the soil is drawn in the cup with a hairpin, the wine is divided into two, and the middle is empty...... (To be continued.) Reading, a better reading experience.