Text Chapter 2044 Losers
Knocking and knocking, Wang Li suddenly transmitted a message to Li Yong and said: "Brother Yong, a long time ago, a monk Jigong once said that wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha has left it in his heart. As long as there is a Buddha in the heart, there is a dojo everywhere. There are also people who say that there is a Buddha in the heart who is born by himself, and there is no Buddha in the heart who is self-extinguished. As long as you put the Buddha in your heart, you are a disciple of the Buddhist family. ”
"Brother Yong, if I put the Buddha in my heart, I can also be your wife at the same time; this does not seem to be a conflict; just like the monk Jigong, he drinks wine and eats meat, but he is still a good monk who does good deeds and accumulates virtues. ”
"Compared to Monk Jigong, I don't drink alcohol or eat meat, just be your wife, it doesn't seem too much!"
"Even if Master knows, he won't punish me!"
Listening to Wang Li's words, Li Yong sneered: "Yes, not too much, wife." ”
"Hmm. Wang Li agreed, and her pretty face turned red: "Husband." ”
"Alas. Li Yong also agreed, so he took out a wig from the space ring and gently put it on Wang Li's head, with soft and flowing long hair, Wang Li immediately regained her feminine charm, and she was as beautiful as before.
Wang Li also smiled, but she was still knocking on the wooden fish, holding the worn-out jade bottle, and cultivating.
She also closed her eyes gently, not daring to look at Li Yong.
She was afraid that as soon as she saw Li Yong, she couldn't help but want to throw herself into Li Yong's arms.
The Buddha seal in her body does not allow her to get too close to men, and if she has too much contact, she will be punished.
She can't be Li Yong's real wife, she can't accompany Li Yong to bed, but she can be Li Yong's spiritual wife, and they can make love with their minds. She regards Li Yong as her husband and puts her in the middle of her heart.
The lotus next to him, a little unsightly, grabbed Li Yong's hand, pulled Li Yong aside, deliberately avoided Wang Li, and said softly: "How can you marry a monk as a wife? She is a disciple of Guanyin Bodhisattva!"
"What's wrong with Guanyin Bodhisattva's disciple?" Li Yong disagreed.
"You ruined the disciples of Guanyin Bodhisattva, believe it or not, Guanyin Bodhisattva kicked you to death?" said Lotus solemnly.
"If she dares to kick me, I'll marry her too. However, if you think about it carefully, Guanyin Bodhisattva is really good, and all kinds of folk statues have vividly expressed the beauty of Guanyin Bodhisattva.
I just don't know what the real Guanyin Bodhisattva will look like;
"You, you...... Even the master and apprentice?" Lotus was shocked: "You are looking for death." Do you know what happened to the last man who pursued Guanyin Bodhisattva?"
"What's the end?" Li Yong asked with a smile when he became interested.
"Directly refined by Guanyin Bodhisattva into a copper Arhat, it has become an ornament in Guanyin Temple. "Lotus Road.
"What's this. Li Yong smiled lightly: "I have the Medicine King Stone, are you still afraid that she won't succeed?"
Lotus thinks about it, the Medicine King Stone is too perverted, Li Yong has the Medicine King Stone, it is simply open.
Lotus is not worried about Li Yong, and even admires Li Yonglai, looking at Li Yong's side face, she feels so handsome!
Thinking about it, Lotus's pretty face turned red, and she discussed softly: "Brother Yong, then you, can you marry me as a wife?"
"No, you can't. "Li Yong doesn't want to marry another wife, he already has a scary number of wives.
Lotus suddenly became a little angry: "You even marry a monk, why don't you want to marry me?"
"Because you don't take a bath. Li Yong can now smell Liu Le's saliva on the lotus flower.
"Hmph, I'll wash it now. Lotus ran to the guest room and cleaned herself up.
At this time, Zhizhu and Qingmei came over, they were both Li Yong's sisters, they were originally over ninety years old, but since they took Li Yong's elixir and their strength was improved to the spiritual realm, they have become much younger.
They wore cheongsams that were popular during the Republic of China, like aristocratic old ladies in their fifties and sixties.
"Xiao Yong, when did you come back?" asked Zhizhu with a smile.
"Master is on his way back and will be back soon. Li Yong replied.
Qingmei saw Wang Li at a glance and said in surprise: "How can there be a monk here?"
Li Yong hurriedly introduced: "She is Wang Li, the apprentice of the cauliflower master, and my wife......"
Under the questioning of the two teachers, Li Yong simply explained Wang Li's misfortune.
Zhizhu and Qingmei were very sympathetic to Wang Li, and they took Wang Li into a room together and let Wang Li recite scriptures and practice in the room. Because people come and go in the living room, it will affect Wang Li.
Not long after, Li Yong sent a message to Wang Li: "Guanyin Bodhisattva also has hair, why do you have to shave your head?"
Wang Li responded: "The Bodhisattva said, when I understand the Avalokiteshvara, my hair will grow on its own. ”
"Come on, then. Li Yong encouraged.
The lotus flower was also arranged to rest in the guest room, but Li Yong was arranged into the main hall.
As the master of Nanshan Gate, after Li Yong walked into the main hall, the disciples of Nanshan Gate came to visit.
In other sects, there are thousands of disciples, even tens of thousands; Li Yong looked at the sparse 30-odd people in Nanshan Gate, and deeply felt the emptiness of Nanshan Gate, it seems that Nanshan Gate has really declined.
If you want to revitalize Nanshanmen, you can only recruit disciples and expand your business.
However, the cost of making a wide discipleship would be significant.
Zhizhu and Qingmei told Li Yong that the current Nanshanmen is shy and empty, and there is no way to develop at all.
Qingmei summed it up in one sentence: "Everything is in place, only silver taels are owed." ”
Silver taels, that was the way it was said in ancient times, are now banknotes, or silver coins.
"I happened to be poor, and all I had left was money. Li Yong took out a bank card: "There are one billion in it, take it and use it first." ”
"A billion!" Zhizhu and Qingmei went to get it at the same time, but Zhizhi was one step earlier and took the lead in getting it.
"Give me, give me. Qingmei went to grab it, and took Zhizhu in her arms.
"No, it's mine. Zhizhu held the bank card high above her head, and Qingmei just couldn't catch it.
"You can't swallow it alone, Lin Tao isn't here anyway, so let's split it up equally!" Qingmei suggested.
Zhizhu thought for a moment and smiled, "Good idea." ”
Qingmei immediately let go of her hand and discussed it with Ji-joo.
Looking at the two ladies who grabbed the card and divided the money, Li Yong had a little headache.
After thinking about it, Li Yong took out another bank card: "There is still a billion here, one for each of you, don't divide it." ”
At this time, Lin Tao and Cauliflower were finally sent back by a military vehicle, and when they saw that Li Yong gave one billion at once, they immediately rushed in and shouted: "This is the common property of our Nanshan Gate, and you can't swallow it privately." ”
"Who stole it? We're just temporarily helping Nanshan Gate keep it. Ji-joo argued.
"yes, yes, we'll take it, and we're not going to spend it. Qingmei chuckled.
"I originally had 10 billion savings, where did all that money go?" Lin Tao asked.
Zhizhu and Qingmei's faces changed, and they smiled dryly: "The previous things have passed, why do you mention those things." ”
"Bring it. Lin Tao stretched out his hand and said, "You two losers, you can't take care of money." ”
"Don't give. ”
"I won't give it. Ji-joo and Qingmei took their bank cards and ran.
"Stop. Lin Tao was about to catch up, but was pulled by Li Yong: "Master, how much money do you want?"
"Two billion, those two billion must be recovered. Lin Tao shouted indignantly: "All of them are handed back, do you hear?" You two losers, if you don't hand over the card, I will divorce you." ”
Oh my God, is that necessary?
have been together all their lives, Lin Tao still wants to divorce them?
Li Yong was about to persuade him, but he saw Zhizhu and Qingmei turn around and say, "Rest, we don't want to live with you." ”
"Be careful, pick and search, or not a man?"
"Marrying someone like you is really pouring blood mold for eight lifetimes. ”
"Let's take a break!"
"If you don't stop us, you're not a man......"
The more Zhizhu and Qingmei talked, the more fierce they became, and they were also full of resentment towards Lin Tao.
Lin Tao was so angry that he ran like thunder: "You, you...... It's the other way around......"
But Zhizhu and Qingmei have already gone away, and they don't want to listen to Lin Tao's at all.
Lin Tao almost fainted.
Seeing that Lin Tao's legs were shaking, Li Yong hurriedly held on and comforted, "Master, you dissipate your anger." ”
Lin Tao sighed: "It's really terrible to have more wives, one is more eccentric than the other, and it doesn't make people worry." ”
Li Yong almost laughed, because he had never felt like this.
Seeing that Lin Tao was really sad, Li Yong persuaded: "Master, isn't it 2 billion? Let the teachers and ladies take it and spend it, can they still spend it all at once? Even if they spend 100,000 yuan a day, it is enough for them to spend a lifetime." ”
In Li Yong's eyes, the master is almost a hundred years old, and he is already the age of knowing the destiny of heaven.
Such an old woman, no matter how much money she loses, how much money can she lose?
Lin Tao sighed and said: "Xiao Yong, you don't know, they go to the city all day long to eat, drink, prostitute and gamble, and they are also beautiful and smelly, and they will soon be defeated." Last time, Qingmei went to Macau and lost 600 million at once. ”
Li Yong was shocked and said, "Will the master still prostitute?"
Lin Tao sighed again: "Although there is no evidence, they have indeed been to that kind of place. ”
Li Yong suddenly felt a little sympathetic to Lin Tao, there were more wives running around, it was really difficult to manage.
Unlike Li Yong, who has the wonderful Medicine King Stone, there is no such mess in the world. Even if wives occasionally want to prostitute and gamble, there is no place for prostitution and gambling!
Li Yong suddenly rejoiced. I feel so happy compared to Lin Tao.
Thinking about it, Li Yong took out another bank card and handed it to Lin Tao: "This is my contribution to Nanshan Gate." ”
"How much?" Lin Tao asked.
"Billion. Li Yong said with a smile.
"So little? The pocket money you gave to Zhizhu and Qingmei is one billion, and your contribution to Nanshanmen is not as much as their pocket money? Xiaoyong, it's wrong for you to do this......" Lin Tao learned a lesson.
Can you still say that? Li Yong is entangled!
The two billion just now have been sent out, and they can't be recovered!
I had to take out another bank card: "Here, there are five billion in it." ”
Lin Tao smiled at this time: "Yes, I earn more than me, with this money, Nanshanmen will be developed." ”