"***, Allure City, you bastard, dare to deceive Lao Tzu, when Lao Tzu has money in the future, he must charge the money to torture you!"

"Hehe, brother, I want to blame you for being too naïve,"

"Bitch, stinky bitch, come out and fight it alone, don't fucking hold Longcheng's thighs!"

"Brother, your equipment has been blown up, what else are you going to fight with me?"

"You!"

After some quarreling, Lin Heng sat down weakly on the gaming chair.

It's been three years!

From graduating from high school to the present, he has spent countless efforts on this game to barely scrape together such a set of equipment.

I thought that I would be able to sell the account in two days and exchange it for tens of thousands of dollars, but I didn't expect that Allure City, a stinky bitch, would unite with his enemies and jump out to trap him.

It's a dog!

It's all over now, and I guess I won't even be able to afford to eat in the future.

Anger comes from the heart, and urine rises from under the body.

The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, the more urgent I became, I couldn't hold it back, and ran to the toilet of the Internet café.

Complete one's misery.

Toilets are being repaired.

Nima!

The pit is dead!

Lin Heng hurriedly ran towards the door of the Internet café.

The counter girl in the Internet café is a beautiful girl, named Liu Wenwen, who looks good, has a face, and has a figure.

The person is also very good, and he chatted with Lin Heng very openly.

Now seeing Lin Heng's embarrassed appearance, he couldn't help but ridicule: "What's the matter, Lin Heng, running so fast, rushing to get rich?"

Lin Heng had just been pitted by a woman, and he was angry, and when he saw this woman again, he immediately blurted out and scolded:

"It's your business, Lao Tzu is really rich, you wait! When Lao Tzu comes back, it will definitely convince you to send him to bed!"

Liu Wenwen's face was full of disdain, and she said: "Just you, to put it mildly, even if Miss Ben takes a fancy to a donkey, she won't take a fancy to you!"

"You wait!"

Lin Heng rushed out of the Internet café, came to a big tree, unbuckled his belt, and vented happily.

As soon as he was about to go back, he saw seven or eight young and beautiful girls, who were looking at him with a shocked face, whispering while watching.

"Who is this, why are you so immoral?"

"It seems to be Lin Heng, right?"

"Lin Heng, is Senior Sister Bingbing's high school classmate, Lin Heng?"

"Uh-huh, yes, this is the guy. ”

"I heard that when this guy was in high school, he pursued Senior Sister Ning Bing with a dead face, he was really a lazy toad who wanted to eat swan meat, shameless. ”

"Shameless enough. ”

Lin Heng was full of black lines and said: "I said that you don't have nothing to do, the master came out to pee, it was because the toilet in the Internet café was broken, which has a few cents to do with morality." ”

A girl in a short skirt, about eighteen or nineteen years old, with a delicate face, stood up and accused:

"Lin Heng, don't quibble, it's not right to defecate anywhere!"

Lin Heng asked disapprehantly, "Who are you?" ”

"I ...... I'm Sister Bingbing's roommate, believe it or not, I'll go back to the dormitory later, and I immediately told Sister Bingbing about it. ”

The little girl seemed to have grabbed Lin Fan's little tail, full of pride.

Lin Heng was still in a nonchalant state, and said, "If you want to say it, just say it, don't hinder the master from going back to play the game." ”

"You!"

The little girl was speechless, and could only watch him walk back into the Internet café.

"Xiaoli, don't be like this kind of person. ”

"That's right, dissipate your anger, you can't find a girlfriend in your life. ”

......

Back at the Internet café, Liu Wenwen happened to be opening a card for someone, and Lin Heng didn't want to pay attention to this woman, so he sat back in his position.

As soon as I sat down.

A voice sounded in my head.

"Hehe, little Wang Ba Lamb, don't you know the uncle?"

it!

The sudden voice startled Lin Heng.

I looked left and right.

This is the corner of the Internet café, and the two seats next to it are empty, and there is no one.

Could it be that I am having auditory hallucinations?

Before he could figure out what was going on, the voice sounded again: "Uncle, you little bastard, you urine has been spilled on the head of this seat, and you still want to admit it?"

Lin Heng peeked at the widow taking a bath at the age of five, dared to go to the cemetery alone at the age of ten, and dared to confess to Yang Ningbing in front of the teachers and students of the school at the age of fifteen.

What's more, the blue sky and the white sun, bright and bright, what other demons can be havoc with?

He scolded: "What the hell are you, where are you hiding? Get out of here!"

"Hehe, boy, listen well, this seat is under the throne of the Nine Heavenly Emperors, the Manifestation Dao Law is infinitely invincible, the darkness, light, divine evil, super strongest, the first disciple of the Heavenly Venerable of the Universe, the two hundred and five great gods are also!"

Lin Heng first heard this string of names, and he was almost stunned, but after hearing the last two hundred and five gods, he couldn't help but laugh with a "poof".

"What should I be, it's two hundred and five. ”

"That's right, this seat is two hundred and five!"

This man was not ashamed, but proud.

"Good, good, two hundred and fifty...... Ha ha...... Tell me what the hell you're here for. ”

Two hundred and five were silent for a moment, and said: "Boy, you are lucky to be a dog this time, and you have pissed on this seat, if it were in the past, this seat will definitely slap you to death." ”

"But now is different from the past, your soak of urine just woke up this seat, in order to repay your kindness, this seat allows you, out of three wishes, choose one. ”

"Three wishes?" Lin Heng was slightly stunned and said with a smile: "Aren't you some kind of shit, don't you become a god of the universe?"

"Make a cameo once in a while. Two hundred and five said: "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and choose." ”

"The first wish: a thousand years of life. ”

"The second wish: to get a peerless beauty who captivates the country and the city immediately. ”

"The third wish: to get money that can never be spent, but only has a life span of twenty years. ”

Lin Heng touched his chin and fell into deep thought.

"The first...... No, a poor ghost has an egg to live for a thousand years. ”

"The second ...... Tsk, it's good, but it's just good, don't you have the strength to ask for a beautiful woman, isn't it looking for death?"

"This third ...... Twenty years of life, I feel a little lost, what should I choose?"

Lin Heng couldn't do it.

Two hundred and five didn't have much time, and said anxiously: "I think the third one is the most suitable, don't look at the life span of only twenty years, but if you can complete various tasks well, this life span will still slowly increase back!"

"Really?"

"Of course, this seat will still lie to you?"

"Okay!" Lin Heng said dryly: "Then the third one!"

As soon as the words fell, the voice of two hundred and five sounded.

"Okay, the thing has been given to you, this seat has slipped away. ”

Lin Heng looked around excitedly.

Empty.

Damn, you won't meet a scammer, will you?