Chapter 36: The Simplest Number Pair
Qian Bojiang's meaning is very clear, it's okay to give a favor, but you can't use my reputation as Master Qian to hype. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Director Sun was overjoyed and said again and again: "Mr. Qian, if you are willing to make a move, then we are really honored~~"
Lao Chu and Lao Liu, who originally wanted to suppress Su Huai, didn't expect Director Sun to suddenly come with such a hand, and suddenly felt a gray nose.
But fortunately, what Qian Bojiang said is that if you "can't get right...... Then send a pair. ”
That means that as long as these seven couplets are all right, then there is no need for Qian Bojiang to appear.
The two hurriedly got up and stepped aside, secretly pulled Xu Wei and Zheng Yang, two great poetic talents, and instructed:
"Wait, you guys use dim sum, you must get all seven pairs right. ”
Xu Wei and Zheng Yang both stole away from the "Storytelling Story" column group before, and now this show is so popular, they regret it so much that their intestines are green in the past few days, and at this time, they are desperate to regain face, and they all gritted their teeth and promised:
"Producer Chu, don't worry, I'm confident in the pair. ”
"Producer Liu, just look at it, I promise to complete the task. ”
Seeing that this group of people had their own thoughts and wanted to come up with a better pair on their own show, Su Huai really couldn't watch it, coughed dryly, and kindly reminded:
"Mr. Qian, I don't think it's necessary, you can just read my script first, and direct guidance, the couplets in my show want to be quick and matched, and the difficulty is a little high......"
This Qian Bojiang was sent down by the Federation of Literary and Art Circles to help, and if it embarrasses others, this scene will not be easy to clean up.
But although these words are well-intentioned, they are not a taste to others, Qian Bojiang frowned slightly, and seemed to be very unhappy, the sycophant Lao Chu seized the opportunity and hurriedly added fuel to the fire and said:
"Hehe, Xiao Su, what you said is not right, Mr. Qian's speed is not very difficult, do you think your level can still stump Mr. Qian?"
Saying that, he turned his head and apologized to Master Qian: "Mr. Qian, don't blame Xiao Su, he is still young, and he doesn't know your reputation as the first person in the Chinese couplet of 'the absolute one in the world'......"
Director Sun was also a little speechless, and glanced at Su Huai.
Alas...... Su Huai, is this kid having a problem with his brain? I want to help you, but you hit the nail yourself, who doesn't know, although Qian Bojiang is only a B-level poet, but in terms of couplet attainment, he is the first in China, and he has always cared most about reputation, you actually said that your couplets are difficult, I'm afraid that he won't be able to do it, aren't you humiliating him in public?
Su Huai kindly touched his nose and could only shrug his shoulders, he should have said it, you want to touch the nail yourself, you can't blame me.
The atmosphere was embarrassing, and at this time, Zhou Xingxing on the stage had already begun to show pictures.
The storytelling story of "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance", because it transforms a compact movie into a one-person performance commentary, has also become a lot longer, divided into 4 episodes in total, and the plot of episode 3 is mainly about the plot of King Ning coming to Taishi's Mansion to make trouble, and it is also the most exciting paragraph in the plot.
Mrs. Hua asked Zhu Zhishan to draw a phoenix, only to see Zhu Zhishan pretending to be Tang Bohu to concentrate, with a big stroke of the pen, the momentum of the pen and ink was amazing, and then ...... Drew a chick ...... Shout, look at this is the Divine Bird Phoenix!"
Zhou Xingxing folded and closed the fan on the stage, laughing and amused, telling this joke very interesting and moving, and the audience was amused to laugh.
And in the front row, except for Qian Bojiang, who lowered his eyebrows and looked relaxed, everyone else was thoughtful, waiting intently for the couplets to appear in the story.
Especially Xu Wei and Zheng Yang, two poetic talents, according to Su Huai, there are seven couplets in the story, and they must all match each other in order not to let Qian Bojiang make a move.
Finally, the plot of the storytelling on the stage has come to the plot of "piercing the intestines", and the couplet is about to begin.
Su Huai saw Qian Bojiang's indifferent look, and thought to himself that although you are a master, it is very difficult for this pair, with your attitude of being so careless, I am afraid that I will not be right, so he kindly reminded:
"This first pair is a digital pair ......"
But before he finished speaking, Qian Bojiang glanced at him very unhappily, that means, I still want you kid to remind him?
Lao Chu and Lao Liu glanced at each other, and couldn't help but be happy, this Su Huai is not an idiot, he ridiculed Qian Bojiang again and again, it was really boring for himself.
And Xu Wei and Zheng Yang, two poetic talents, pricked up their ears and hurriedly thought in their hearts, the numbers are right? That's "odd and double" or something, right?
I breathed a sigh of relief in my heart, this is the simplest type in the couplet, this Su Huai actually reminded a master like Qian Bojiang for the sake of a number pair, it was really stupid......
Everyone's eyes looked at the stage, and at this time, they only listened to the star on the stage playing the role of "piercing the intestines", and specially glanced at the audience, and then read out the first couplet:
"One township and two miles, a total of three masters, do not know the four books, five classics and six meanings......"
When Zhou Xingxing was halfway through reading, Xu Wei, Zheng Yang, Lao Chu, Lao Liu, and Director Sun ...... All the people in the first row, one counts as one, and their mouths are all open in an O-shape.
The indifferent smile on Qian Bojiang's face finally froze.
And Zhou Xingxing hadn't finished reading yet, and continued: "It's very bold to dare to teach seven, eight, and nine sons......
After reading this sentence, everyone in the audience exclaimed.
"Oh my God~~ Such a long pair?"
"I'm out of gas after reading it, who came up with it?"
"How can this be right?"
"This pair of piercing intestines is simply too vicious!"
And everyone in the first row only then understood what Su Huai said about "number pairs"?
It's not odd or even, it's not two, four, six, it's not three, six, nine, it's a long pair of numbers from one to ten......
After Lao Liu was shocked, he turned his head to Zheng Yang, and Xu Wei urged: "Think, think about it~! ”
Xu Wei and Zheng Yang, don't talk about it at this time, their whole minds are blank, they have heard the same type of number pairs before, but at most to three...... The difficulty from this to ten is already beyond the limit of their brain capacity.
"What are you thinking!?" "Isn't it just a count of one to ten?
If it's a movie, this paragraph is only a dozen seconds, but this is a recording and commentary, and Zhou Xingxing has to describe the scene, the characters' reactions, and there is still a lot of time.
But even if Xu Wei and Zheng Yang are given a lifetime of time, they can't think of the next link......
Lao Chu had already thought about ridiculing Su Huai for a few words, and patted Qian Bojiang's ass hard, but he was also a little caught off guard at this time.
This uplink is simply trying to drive people to death...... I'm afraid that Su Huai, who writes the pair, must be a random patchwork, he doesn't believe that someone can come out of this paragraph, thinking of this, he turned his head to look at Qian Bojiang......