Text Chapter 106 Old Tengu's wishful thinking
So on this night, the people who admired the moon in the earth fairy world saw such a strange scene. A tengu, pulling a strange-shaped car, walked slowly under the moon.
Horse-drawn carts, ox carts, and even dragon-drawn carts, this is not a strange thing, but it is the first time that a tengu is used to pull a cart, it is really this dog, it is okay to watch the door, but it seems that it is not possible to pull a cart!
However, Lu Chen felt that it was still very good, thinking that he was just a cultivator in the Qi cultivation period, and he actually had a Mahayana period tengu pulling a cart, wouldn't this be a great majesty? Even if it was spread out, it would have a lot of face, wouldn't it?
What kind of ox cart and carriage, it is all weak! Could it be that there are still people who can find the ox and horse spirits of the Mahayana period to pull the cart during the Qi training period?
"Little old man, I'm curious, where did you learn it?"
This guy from the little old man didn't know how to conjure up a set of reins, and put them on the neck of the tengu like a carriage, which not only made the tricycle really a tengu cart, but also saved Lu Chen a lot of fairy stones. Lu Chen didn't understand, the little old man was obviously just a machine spirit, and he was only created by Hongjun Dao Ancestor not long ago, where did he learn these things?
"I said Lu Chen, you still don't believe you if you're stupid. I can't learn it? Isn't it often in your TV series? Just look at it. "The little old man is right.
Lu Chen suddenly lost his temper, he dared to be ninety-nine percent sure, this little old man must have done it on purpose, this guy didn't want to be a driver, so he specially learned such a craft.
"Not to mention, the taste of riding in a dog cart is quite comfortable, I wonder if the taste of riding an ox cart and a horse-drawn carriage is more pleasant than riding a dog cart?
"Shut up for me, I'm a tricycle, not a dog cart, remember, it's a dog pulling a tricycle now!" Lu Chen couldn't hold back any longer, and a bottle of beer smashed on the little old man's head, roaring.
Nima, dog car, you're a dog!
"Hehe, slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue, it's a dog pulling a cart, not a dog cart!" the little old man smiled embarrassedly.
Whatever car he has, Nima, finally free!
The little old man got carried away, stuck his head out of the window, and shouted loudly: "Drive, drive, drive, ......!"
Before that, there was also a sentence: "Little dog, do you know where there are cow spirits and horse spirits in the Mahayana period?"
It seems that the little old man still does not give up, and wants to try the taste of riding in an ox cart and a horse-drawn carriage.
The aggrieved in Tengu's heart, the heart that wants to die, if it weren't strong enough, it is estimated that the tears and snot would have flowed into a river.
Is there such a bullying of dogs? Anyway, this tengu is also a tengu of the Mahayana period, a quasi-divine beast that is only one step away from achieving the god rank, how can he do this to me?
In the heart of the tengu, pulling a cart is simply an insult to the dog, what is the dog's duty? Haven't you seen that the King of the Three Realms of Dogs, who was personally appointed by the Jade Emperor, is also guarding the door at Erlang Shen's house? Guarding the door is the supreme honor of the dog clan!
"Little dog, what do you say, are you deaf?" cried the little old man very dissatisfied.
It's just a defeated general, and you dare to ignore me, do you want to draw again?
Tengu sighed deeply, the hero didn't eat the loss in front of him, and said the truth: "Ma Jing doesn't know, there are cow spirits in the Mahayana period, but....!"
"But what?" said the little old man's face was excited.
There's a play with the ox-drawn cart!
But Tengu's words made the little old man fall into the abyss!
"It's the Bull Demon King's favorite nephew. ”
The little old man was immediately deflated, and said curtly: "That..... Forget it, we're in a hurry, and we'll look for it next time. ”
"You're scared too!" Tengu couldn't help but despise in his heart.
Lu Chen couldn't help laughing, this little old man, don't look at him awesomely, but in fact, he is very timid, and when he encounters powerful characters, such as the Bull Demon King, he is definitely more afraid than anyone else.
At the same time, Lu Chen was still shocked in his heart, and accidentally arrived at the territory of the Bull Demon King. The Bull Demon King is a rare big demon in the Three Realms, and his combat power is on par with Sun Wukong, in the Three Realms of Heaven, Earth and Man, I am afraid that except for those saints, there are few people who can subdue him.
If the little old man really dared to go to the trouble of the nephew of the Bull Demon King, needless to say, as long as the Bull Demon King knew, he would definitely fall into the Yellow Spring and chase down the little old man. Don't talk about the little old man at that time, even Lu Chen will have to suffer.
"Let's hurry, stop talking nonsense!" Lu Chen spoke.
Every time he came to the Earth Immortal Realm, he would go around such a big circle, in order to appreciate the scenery of the Earth Immortal Realm more. Now the time is almost up, and it's time to go to the fairy world, Taishang Laojun has already called to urge.
"Hurry, puppy!" cried the little old man.
Tengu was very depressed and whispered very aggrievedly, "You haven't told me where you are going?"
"Didn't you?" the little old man and Lu Chen looked at each other.
The sadness in Tengu's heart, don't mention it, these old and young guys are not good things, they are definitely deliberate, yes, they are deliberate.
"Little old man, you go, replace it, we need to hurry!" Lu Chen ordered.
"Why me?" the little old man wondered, isn't there still the dog?
"Isn't it you, is it still me?" Lu Chen got angry, this guy is getting lazier and lazier, it seems that it's time to consider a replacement.
kicked the little old man's ass and kicked the little old man out of the window. The little old man was very aggrieved, he was able to hide, and it would be very easy and easy, after all, he was also an immortal-level cultivator. But he didn't dare to hide, who let Lu Chen be his master!
Tengu was excited, turned into a ray of light and got into the carriage, not afraid of death, holding a bottle of beer in his two paws and drinking it, not polite at all.
Tengu pulls the car, and he is too tired, his mind and body are tired, so it's just right to quench his thirst with some wine!
Lu Chen was speechless for a while, this dog is not good at stubble!
"Lu Chen, where are we going?"
Being able to cultivate to the Mahayana stage, the tengu is naturally very smart, it is easy to see that Lu Chen's cultivation is only in the Qi cultivation period, but it does not underestimate Lu Chen, but the arrogance in its heart makes it not want to degrade its status, mainly once it devalues its status, then won't it be bullied by that little old man in the future?
Tengu thinks that his ability to see people is still very good, and this is also the talent of the dog family. Although Lu Chen's realm is low, he can command an immortal-level master at will, he must have a big background, and if he wants not to be bullied by that little old man, he just needs to have a good relationship with Lu Chen.
Along the way, Tengu didn't just care about pulling the cart, but kept thinking about how to have a good relationship with Lu Chen.
I have to say that although Tengu is a dog, his IQ is really not low, and he has lived long enough, and his brain, even if it is ten little old men combined, is not an opponent of Tengu.
Although the little old man's strength is high, and his IQ is also given by Hongjun Ancestor, after all, it is only equivalent to the IQ of ordinary people. And IQ is a thing, although innate is important, acquired exercise is also very important.
The tengu cultivated step by step to the Mahayana period, and how could the things experienced during this period be comparable to that of the machine spirit? Therefore, in terms of IQ and experience, ten little old men were not as good as the tengu. Even if Lu Chen is in front of the Tengu, he has to bow down!
There's no way, it's not that Lu Chen isn't smart enough, it's that this tengu is a truly well-deserved old monster!
Sure enough, Tengu's performance did win Lu Chen's favor, and Lu Chen likes straightforward people, even if it is not a person in front of him, but a dog.
"Go to the fairy world. Lu Chen said.
"Immortal Realm?" Tengu was silent on the surface, but he was taken aback in his heart, who doesn't know that the people in the immortal realm are all immortals? Below the immortal realm, unless there is a very strong background, it is impossible to go, and the heavenly and earthly boundary wall alone is not something that people below the immortal level can pass through. This is also the reason why people in the Earth Immortal Realm can only become immortals after passing the ascension period.
Tengu was excited, he was caught by a strong man, and he originally had resistance in his heart, but now this resistance has suddenly faded a lot. If you can have a good relationship with the big people in the fairy world, won't you have a backer to ascend to the fairy world in the future?
Tengu knows very well in his heart that it is just a dog after all, even if it becomes an immortal in the future, its status will definitely not be too high, and there are too many immortals in the fairy world. One more is not much, and one less is not less. No one cares about it.
"Brother, you're awesome, come, my old dog toasts you!" Tengu said with a big grin, clutching a bottle of beer in his big paws, his eyes shining.
Lu Chen was speechless for a while, you said that you are also a Mahayana period monster, do you call yourself that? Alas, if you think about it carefully, it seems that you are right, isn't it an old dog?
Lu Chen didn't expect that he would be able to drink with a dog one day, this is really impermanent!
The most depressed thing is the little old man, he never thought that this guy Tengu would have a good relationship with Lu Chen so quickly, this is good, the two of them are drinking in the car, but they have to work hard to pull the car, it's not fair!
"Hey, little old man, would you like to come in and have a drink?" said the old tengu, smugly.
"Little dog, be careful, uncle, I'll clean you up!" The little old man was very angry, Nima, I want to drink, but can I drink? Hongjun Ancestor did not give a machine spirit the ability to eat and drink.
"Hahaha.....!" the old tengu laughed, feeling like he had taken revenge.
"Laugh at the fart, you dead dog, I'm going to clean you up!"
"Pack me up, you'd better pull the cart first, you .....!"
The little old man and the tengu fought like this, and no one admitted defeat, from the earth fairy world to the fairy world, and finally went directly to the Tushi Palace.
Looking at the three big characters of Tushi Palace in front of him, Tengu was silent, and his heart was shocked to the extreme.
I'm afraid no one knows what it means, but it is the alchemy place of Taishang Laojun, and it is as famous as Taishang Laojun's dojo 'Bajing Palace'. Admired by the three worlds of heaven, earth and man, even the Jade Emperor must be respectful when he comes here.