Chapter I: 16-17
After getting up on Monday, Yang Yang and I made an appointment to go to the cafeteria for breakfast, and as soon as I entered the door, I saw that Ma Chao was already sitting inside.
"You go over first, I'll buy breakfast for the two of us." After Yang Yang finished telling me, he went to the window to line up.
I sat down opposite Ma Chao and said, "Get up early enough, let's go together later." ”
"Then hurry up and eat, or we'll be late." Ma Chao said while looking at his watch.
"Look at your little bit of talent, when you are urged to return to you, you are addicted. ”
"I just don't want to listen to them. ”
As he was talking, Yang Yang bought breakfast, and the two of us ate slowly, Ma Chao looked at me and obviously said to let me eat faster, but I pretended not to see it, and teased him: "I won't feed Yang Yang when you are in front of you." ”
Sitting on the subway, Ma Chao glanced at me and said, "Teacher Liu is on duty today, he must come early, let's go late and wait for the next day." ”
"You're so annoying, stop talking, take out the book and study your missiles for a while. I said nonchalantly, but I also regretted in my heart that I forgot that today was Liu Jianhua's class.
Along the way, Ma Chao talked to me again, according to the age of the existing leaders, how many years will it take to wait for the people in our house to be promoted, and the company's safety and quality department members are also queuing up for promotion opportunities, in a word, there must be someone, otherwise no one will have no fun at all.
Soon the Batong Line arrived at the terminal, and when Ma Chao and I took the escalator, we tacitly walked together on the fast lane on the left, but fortunately there was no one in front of us this time. After leaving the subway station, the good luck of the two of us continued, and we found a shared bicycle under the stairs at the exit of the station. In the past, this kind of bicycle was parked here every morning, but since the vigorous development of Tongzhou District, it is rare to see shared bicycles on the road, and instead of a green municipal bicycle, Ma Chao and I have never gone through the procedures for riding that kind of bicycle, so we can't ride it. Generally, the shared bicycle is parked here, and after a while, someone will come to pick it up, and if the car is parked here, it means that it has just been ridden over for a while, and the person who collects the car has not yet turned around. One by one, we quickly unlocked the bikes, pedaled them and rode wildly to the unit, as if we were racing on the road.
Halfway through the ride, Ma Chao suddenly slowed down in front, and his legs didn't continue to pedal, I just wanted to ask him if there was a problem with the car, so I saw him slowly lift his ass from the car seat, and before I could make the next move, a foul smell immediately wafted over.
"I'm C! Ma Chao, you have pulled your pants pocket!" I already realized that his series of actions just now was to prepare for the fart, but it was still a step too late, and I didn't avoid the stench.
"I'm sorry, I may have caught a cold in the morning, but I didn't hold it. Ma Chao said with a grin. I think this grandson must have done it on purpose, his mouth opened a little wider and it touched the base of his ear, and it is estimated that his jaw can be dislocated.
The time for the two of us to run to the second floor was 8:40, ten minutes later than the normal work, along the way I saw several masters in the class are also hurrying to the workshop, they are different from the people upstairs, you need to clock in and out on time, late arrival and early departure will not only deduct points in the performance file, but also deduct money from the monthly assessment.
We walked all the way to the locker room, but we didn't find any trace of Liu Jianhua.
"Looks like we're really shit luck today. Ma Chao whispered.
In the locker room, Bo Ge was standing by the window and smoking, when he saw the two of us coming in and beckoned me to come over and smoke together. I took Brother Bo's cigarette and lit the fire while changing clothes, Ma Chao asked Brother Bo if he saw Mr. Liu.
"I guess he hasn't come yet, doesn't he still have to work the night shift today? ”
"But when the leader is on duty, don't they all come early?"
"Maybe I'm getting up late, but we're lucky to be late today and didn't get bumped into by him. I said smoking a cigarette.
All morning, I was busy sorting out the materials needed for the energy internal audit, and even left Bo Ge and Ma Chao on the second floor to help me. At the beginning, the leader came in to take a look, and when he learned that Brother Bo and Ma Chao were doing an internal audit with me, he didn't say much, just called Li Tianlei and the two boys down to follow the team to wipe the machine tool.
I stared blankly at a table of materials, and asked Brother Bo if I didn't understand, Ma Chao originally wanted to compare some of the technical parameters of the machine tool, and I also pulled back to find materials with me, I told him that although this Wednesday was my energy internal audit, but next week it should be his turn to audit the quality system, and a lot of documents in the list of records of energy on my side are also included in the three-level list of his quality system, that is to say, if I can't pass this week, he will definitely have problems next week.
Ma Chao asked Brother Bo what to do if he really found out the problem, Brother Bo told us to see the severity of the problem, if it is just a small problem, usually write a suggestion item on the internal audit report, and then rectify it and submit a report.
"I'm going to do it! But neither of us even has a salary, and we still take this job temporarily, and we don't have a qualification certificate, so can we deduct the money?"
Ma Chao also knew about the matter of holding a certificate, and I quipped: "Didn't you just earn 30 yuan on duty last week." ”
"Don't interrupt, I'm here to get down to business. Ma Chao said to me very seriously.
Brother Bo looked at the two of us and said, "I don't have a certificate, and the people who do this work here are all part-time." ”
"Then have you deducted the money?" Ma Chao then asked.
"Not yet, I've had suggestions at most. ”
"So what if you really ask about something we didn't prepare? For example, this workshop energy-saving organization, I didn't find where our workshop was. "I looked at the list of energy audit catalogs on my computer screen and looked for the materials at hand.
"There's that too, but it's an electronic version, you can find it in the energy folder I sent you. There are also weekly energy-saving inspections and energy training, I have to do it for several months, these lists have to be made up before the internal audit, if he really asks you don't know, you fool him, for example, tell him that the thing he asked is made by other departments, our workshop is not responsible, in short, it is to find a way to deal with him. ”
"You're still awesome. Ma Chao and I sighed from the bottom of our hearts.
After a while, one of the two boys came up with his head covered, and as soon as he entered the room, he asked if we had any band-aids, and he broke his head when he was wiping the machine, and the team leader told him that the clerk had it, and he went out to the clerk's office again.
As soon as the kid went out, Ma Chao smiled and said, "Haha Zhouwen, you have a successor." ”
"Hugh is. ”
When I first joined the team for internship, there was a lathe that was not placed in the right position in the maintenance warehouse, but I couldn't use the overhead crane or forklift that day, so I had to work together to push the lathe to the correct position. So there was a circle of people around the lathe, working together, pushing this big guy with a few tons together, adjusting the position while pushing, and then I was pushing the lathe in my dreams that night. After the lathe was placed in the right position, I don't know if it was not removed or newly added, in short, the iron rod that adjusted the lathe clamp was still inserted on it and not pulled out, I was closest to the start, and knocked on my head, I felt that I couldn't stand at that time, squatted for a long time, and after I came to my senses, I found that the palm of the hand that was covering my head just now was full of blood. After that, the master of the class drove me to the hospital for three stitches, but fortunately, the lathe was just started at that time, and the speed was not fast, otherwise it is estimated that my little life would be directly explained in the factory. However, it is said that less than two hours after I was injured, the news spread throughout the factory, and the version was one sentence: knocked a college student.