Text Chapter 660 Low-grade goods
Ye Fan immediately retreated, so as not to set himself on fire. He took a look at the ranking list on the main page, and the first place was the live broadcast room of the Queen Mother.
clicked in and saw that the queen mother was painting her nails, and there were really a lot of wolves in the comment area, all of them spoke quite explicitly, but it made the queen mother giggle.
It's over, this couple, it's probably over.
Ye Fan sighed in his heart, but after thinking about it, the other couple is estimated to be over a long time ago, right?
"That's it for tonight, babies rest early, get up tomorrow and work hard. By the way, let me tell you that on the third of next month, there will be a fan autograph session in Nantianmen, and everyone is welcome to come and cheer at that time. The queen mother threw a flying kiss at the camera and closed the live broadcast room.
"Huh?" Ye Fan found a very eye-catching live broadcast room on the top of the list, and the name was very explicit: Let's sleep together.
A hint of red fruit?
Ye Fan immediately clicked in, and instantly smiled, this is a girl, the daughter of the god of sleep, when the peach club was before, she came to the banquet instead of her father, the god of sleep. As for why her father's sleep god didn't come, the reason was simple, because he hadn't woken up yet.
And this girl is quite strange, she fell asleep before the banquet began, and the riot did not wake her up.
The current situation is that this girl doesn't care about the live broadcast, sitting in front of the camera, sleeping and snoring.
If it weren't for the snoring sound, Ye Fan would have thought he saw a static picture.
That's not the point, the point is, there are quite a lot of people in this live broadcast room, how boring are these people?
"It seems that the live broadcast has changed the living conditions of many immortals, these immortals themselves are otaku, and their favorite thing is to nest in the cave, brush the live broadcast, and give gifts. Ye Fan said to himself.
There was nothing to say all night, and many people couldn't sleep, definitely not including Ye Fan.
Before dawn the next day, the abbot got up, with a pair of dark circles under his eyes, and he couldn't open his eyes. All night, he was frightened, tossing and turning, and never slept at all.
After Ye Fan got up, he stretched his waist, walked to the edge of the cliff outside, faced the morning breeze, and started morning exercises. These are the basic items that I have kept from my previous medical studies.
Sakura didn't sleep all night, and her sleep cycle wasn't every day, almost a month off. Cultivators, after all, are a little different.
Last night, she coveted the situation on Ye Fan's side, and found that the other party actually fell asleep, and got up again early in the morning, facing the wind, doing some strange movements.
Isn't this a habit that only mortals have? Anyway, he is also an immortal, so how can he be no different from a mortal?
She flew to Ye Fan's side and asked, "What kind of immortal method is this, is it useful for the body?"
"It's just a general morning exercise to strengthen the body. Ye Fan said, "Are you interested in this?"
"I'm not interested, this is the low-grade goods that mortals usually practice. Sakura shook her head and said.
When Ye Fan heard this, he was not happy, what do you mean? Low-grade goods? In these years, the gods are all otaku, and their EQ is infinitely low?
He took out a packet of biscuits and handed them over: "Try this, it is said to be good for cultivation, I have been eating it all the time." ”
As soon as it came to cultivation, Luo Sakura became interested and tasted two pieces: "It tastes good, how do you make it, and what are the effects?"
"Whether it's effective or not, I don't know, but these things, in our family, are low-grade goods. They are all fed by their domestic pigs. Ye Fan looked at the falling cherry blossoms, put away the biscuits, and swaggered towards the meditation room.
Luo Ying's eyes widened, staring at Ye Fan's back, and the biscuit in her mouth remained motionless. She was furious, this was obviously to play tricks on her, and she was deliberately sarcastic. Now she is faced with the question of whether the biscuit should be spit out or swallowed.
Low-grade goods, she felt disgusting.
Of course, Ye Fan had already noticed the death ray that fell on his back, but Lao Tzu didn't care, aren't you a fairy? Could it be that you don't eat, drink, and fart Lazar?
Luo Ying waited until Ye Fan left, then spit out the biscuits, and cleaned up the contents of her stomach, all of which were out, and the whole process was as embarrassing as it was. After finishing it, it was already clean, but the pressure in my heart was always there, and I just felt uncomfortable all over my body.
"Immortal, breakfast is ready, and I don't know if you like it or not. ”
As soon as Sakura walked in, the abbot greeted her very politely and said softly.
Ye Fan was already eating, and said with a smile: "Abbot, she is a fairy, she usually doesn't need to eat, and she doesn't look down on these low-grade goods, so you don't care about her." ”
"Ye Guoshi...... You don't look like a man. Luo Ying was really angry, she was sarcastic just now, and now she is even more down, which man she met before dared to provoke her like this?
"I don't look like it, you only know if you try it. Ye Fan said slowly: "Abbot, the soy milk and fritters you have here are good." ”
"Uh...... Thank you, Immortals. The abbot's face was very wonderful, and the two immortals quarreled in his temple, what else could he, the abbot, do? Both sides did not dare to offend, so they could only laugh together.
At this time, there was finally a little accident, interrupting the awkward atmosphere, and the Dragon Descending Arhat arrived.
Actually, he had already arrived, but he didn't come here, but went to find out where the Chilong puffer fish was. Regarding this, Ye Fan and Luo Ying didn't know, this is where he was so powerful at descending dragons.
People descend to the dragon, in terms of qualifications and strength, they don't have to be worse than these two. Of course, Sakura has taken advantage of her seniority, and there is nothing she can do about it.
"The abbot of Songlin Temple has seen the dragon descending Arhat. The abbot hurried to salute.
"You go out first. The Dragon Descending Arhat asked the abbot to leave the place, and then he sat down on a chair and began to eat breakfast.
Ye Fan filled a bowl of porridge for the other party and sent it over: "Come, try the low-grade goods in Luo Yingzhen's mouth, whether it is delicious or not." ”
"Ye Fan, don't go too far. "Luo Ying was made out of temper by Ye Fan, can't it be done in moderation?
"Our Da Lei Yin Temple, there is not so much exquisiteness, what mortals can eat, we can also eat. Although these ingredients look ordinary and worthless, they are actually very nutritious, and they are also in line with the food philosophy of our Great Lei Yin Temple. ”
"It's useless for you to tell her this, she is a fairy, born by absorbing the aura between heaven and earth, why do you need to eat whole grains?" Ye Fan picked up another fritter and ate it with his mouth full of oil.
This temple is not a formal temple, if there is an assessment standard, it must be a failure, but the food is still good.
Bang......
Luo Ying didn't want to hold it anymore, so she threw the evil Buddha relics on the table: "Hurry up and eat, and study it after eating." ”
The Dragon Descending Arhat picked up the Evil Buddha Relic and said, "Your inference is correct, this is the evil thought left by my disciple after breaking through the realm many times. Now, he is already a rising star of Da Lei Yin Temple, and he is the most valued Buddhist disciple of the Buddha. What are you doing with this?"
Ye Fan said with a smile: "I'm not afraid to tell you, we came this time to inquire about the turmoil in the Pan Tao Society." We found out about the Soul Separation Technique, and we felt that the evil thoughts in this relic might have something to do with the Soul Separation Technique. Can you provide us with those evil Buddha relics from before?"
According to the process of cultivating Buddhism, every breakthrough will release a part of the evil thoughts, and it is difficult to say which one is stronger, but generally speaking, the further you go, the weaker the evil thoughts will become, because the thoughts of justice will be stronger. But what about the evil thoughts that are sent out?
"You doubt...... The evil thoughts sent out in the past were used by some people as materials for the Soul Separation Technique?" "As the envoy of this time, the Dragon Descending Arhat naturally knows what will happen to Pan Tao, and the word Soul Separation Technique has also spread among many immortal groups, which is a very serious problem.
However, how could this question necessarily be related to the Great Leiyin Temple? He was a little suspicious of Heavenly Court's intentions, could it be that he wanted to take this opportunity to pour dirty water on the Great Leiyin Temple?
"It's hard to say, because the soul separation technique that Pan Tao will appear in is strictly speaking, it is considered an evil spirit, right? If after they have been subjected to the soul separation technique, their neighbors are harmonious and respect each other, then they are definitely not evil spirits. Ye Fan looked at the Dragon Descending Arhat: "Brother, this is, you Da Lei Yin Temple, you can't get rid of it." ”
"It's hard to say, what about those yin spirits found in the Valley of the West Wind before?" the Dragon Descending Arhat retorted, looking at Ye Fan's expression, he was also a little more playful: "The dirty water is not splashed like this, I also said that it was made from the underworld." Your achievements in the study of ghosts in the underworld are not low. You might have made this soul separation technique. ”
The corners of Ye Fan's mouth twitched: "Brother, you are a monk, you can't talk nonsense." ”
"You have the Jade Emperor Order in your hand, you represent the Jade Emperor, and you can't talk nonsense. The Dragon Descending Arhat replied: "In terms of reasoning, we in Da Lei Yin Temple have not been afraid of anyone." ”
Ye Fan shrugged his shoulders, this is also true, they made a fortune by flickering, even if it is fake, it is like the truth.
Luo Sakura interjected and said, "Then please trouble the Dragon Descending Arhat to take us to meet the owner of this evil Buddha relic, and save us from bumping around like headless flies." ”
"I'm afraid this is a bit difficult, he is now studying in the Great Lei Yin Temple. In fact, the time between sending out evil thoughts can be thousands of years. "The meaning of the Dragon Arhat is already very clear, you two are not welcome to go to the Great Lei Yin Temple, you will save any trouble, and it will not be easy to clean up when the time comes.
He knew Ye Fan very well, and since the other party came to the Heavenly Realm, wherever he went, he would definitely cause trouble.
Ye Fan is currently at the top of the blacklist in the hands of many big names.
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