Qin Ming walked halfway, and after thinking about it, it didn't seem right, such a big group, would the president still lack assistants? Whatever, anyway, there is money to be made, or the beautiful president of the other family has taken a fancy to my handsome appearance! Thinking about it, he touched his chin, yes, it must be like this.

After narcissism, Qin Ming confidently opened the Douyin group that came with Tianting Douyin and changed his name to: handsome Assistant Qin.

Handsome Assistant Qin: "Hello, everyone!"

Monkey King: "It's not good, where did the goblins come from, why hasn't my grandson seen you?"

Qin Ming rolled his eyes, if it was really the system of the Heavenly Court, if you Monkey King had seen me, wouldn't I have become a human spirit who had lived for hundreds of years?

The handsome assistant Qin: "Great Sage, I'm waiting for a mortal, it's normal that you haven't seen it." ”

Monkey King: "It seems to be the same...... But my grandson is very bored now, you send me a location, and I'll go play with you. ”

Handsome Assistant Qin: "Why are you so troublesome, Brother Monkey, you have great powers, don't you just come out of Douyin." ”

Qin Ming, who looked at his phone, smiled, if you can come out of Douyin, I have your surname, do you believe it or not?

"Ouch, I'll go ......" Qin Ming suddenly fell, "Who is so sure to push me?"

His eyes were dark, and he didn't know who was blocking the sun, a handsome little brother with yellow hair grinned and said, "You are Qin Ming? Brother Monkey, I came out of Douyin to play with you!" Qin Ming's eyes widened, and he didn't know what to do.

In a beef noodle restaurant......

Qin Ming looked at the "Monkey King" who no longer knew how many bowls of beef noodles he had eaten, and was really, really helpless......

"Brother Monkey, if I hadn't found a job and I was poor by you today, I would have been able to jump off the building tomorrow. ”

Monkey King didn't even raise his head, and said inarticulately: "Is it that serious? Aren't you humans a little strong who can't be killed?"

Qin Ming pouted, you can't beat Xiaoqiang, buddy, my zodiac is a tiger anyway. Bite you to death in the heart...... Biting you to death, cursing you for being a hundred times more painful by Tang Seng's recitation of the mantra, speaking of Tang Seng......

"Brother Monkey, I said, then, do you really have a master named Tang Seng?" Qin Ming asked in a particularly gossipy manner.

Who knew that Monkey King suddenly raised his head from the temptation of beef noodles, and the young lady in the store snored so handsome when she saw it! Monkey King threw a wink very handsomely, and Qin Ming cursed more than a thousand times in his heart, despising narcissistic people. Qin Ming is actually despising himself who has just been narcissistic, we all know it.

After throwing away his flattering eyes, Monkey King looked at Qin Ming with a disgusted expression, and said: "Have you been poisoned by your country's four famous novels "Journey to the West"? ”

Qin Ming rolled his eyes: "Isn't it?" Then why did you react so much, and didn't eat your beef noodles?"

Monkey King was speechless for a moment, and raised his head arrogantly: "I'm going back to play with Erlang God's dog, you can settle the bill." With that, he swaggered out of the store and disappeared, Qin Ming didn't even have time to shout.

Sadly went to check out, what did I do today that caused a lot of hatred, even if I find a job, I have to wait for my salary!

After returning home, Qin Mingsheng fell on the mat without love, our family is really destitute! I took out my mobile phone and opened the Douyin group that came with Douyin again, and I happened to be chatting hotly, just now I turned off the mute in order not to disturb the interview, and I haven't turned it on.

Monkey King: "I just went to the Nether to eat a meal of beef noodles, but I'm full!"

Whooling Dog: "Wow!"

Monkey King: "Dog, you want to eat too! That's not good, I met a stupid boy who was willing to pay for me to eat, you don't have such a blessing." ”

Qin Ming gritted his teeth, you are a stupid child, your whole family is a stupid child. No, your whole family is stupid monkeys.

Handsome Assistant Qin: "Monkey, if you don't pay me back!" I'll go...... Where to report you on Douyin!"

Marshal Tianpeng, who is always Zhu Bajie: "Whoever wants to report that dead monkey, come on, come on, add me together!"

Monkey King: "Hey...... Don't don't, don't be, and I said, what are you doing with this dead pig? Your fairy Chang'e doesn't care about you!"

Qin Ming opened his mouth wide, the feelings of Chang'e and Zhu Bajie really have a kick, I'll go, I like this news.

Marshal Tianpeng, who is always Zhu Bajie: "Didn't you say that you were going to report you, a dead monkey, what is the matter with my little fairy Chang'e?"

Handsome Assistant Qin: "That's it, monkey...... If you don't pay me back, I'll go to Douyin to report you. ”

Monkey King: "Don't!

The handsome assistant Qin: "No, Monkey King, aren't you afraid of anything, why did you become like that now?"

Pojun Xingjun: "The Great Sage is not called cowardice, because Taishang Laojun just invited Tang Seng to be a customer service." With Tang Seng's mouth, I don't want to kill you. Don't say it's a great sage, we're afraid of it. ”

Qin Ming, who was holding his mobile phone, smiled, his feelings are because of this, see that you have eaten me poor today, I will take revenge now!

The handsome assistant Qin: "Monkey King, Brother Monkey, didn't you tell me, 'You Brother Monkey, I am such a wise and martial immortal, how can I be crushed under the mountain for five hundred years, and still recognize a mortal as a master, and it is impossible for someone to recite the mantra to death.' ’”

Breaking Army Xingjun: "If your words are known by Tang Seng and your master...... No one can save you. ”

Monkey King: "What are you afraid of! Anyway, there is no tightening spell now, don't be afraid, don't be afraid." ”

Marshal Tianpeng, who is always Zhu Bajie: "Dead monkey, have you forgotten where my master asked for one back last time when he went to Guanyin Bodhisattva?"

Monkey King: "Khan (Expression)"

Drip...... As soon as Qin Ming's mobile phone, who was laughing stupidly, rang, Heavenly Court Douyin reminded you that Monkey King sent you a friend application. Friend application?oh~ Friend application! Qin Ming's old god nodded and agreed, and the old god sent a message in Zaidi: "Brother Monkey, you are a noble person, you still have time to find me?"

"Brother, will you discuss one thing?"

"Oh, I'm busy reporting it now, maybe I don't have time right now. ”

"Don't! I'll trade things with you."

Qin Ming suddenly laughed, I was waiting for your words, buddy, I'm going to make a lot of money again.

"What do you want to trade with me, I'm going to think about it. ”

"Then what do you want? Speak directly, you Brother Monkey and I are also a local tyrant, except for money, ......"