Chapter 47: Big Meat Buns!
"Sister Chu, what are the three things Lao Xia said?
Slightly grasping the steering wheel with both hands, his face was relaxed, "Those three things are indeed rare, and they can even be said to be difficult to buy, and they have no price, but what kind of person are you sister and I, I am a dignified yin god, and my fifteen-hundred-year-old cultivation is blown out? Not to mention, didn't Lao Xia also stipulate when to ask for it." ”
The chest of the slight hand slapped trembled for a while, and Du Kang almost rushed to blood on the spot, so he couldn't help but look away with difficulty, collapsed the eight poles around his waist, and covered it with the hem of his jacket, which really couldn't be seen if he didn't look carefully from the outside.
"But what the hell are these Yin Ghost Tears, Yin Flesh Lingzhi and Soul Grass, I don't think it's a good thing when I hear it. Du Kang lay on the dashboard, and while talking, he took his mobile phone and started Baidu, but what he searched for were some messy fantasy novels, which were not useful at all.
"You don't have to search, if Du Niang can know everything, then the professionalism of our industry is too poor. The corners of his mouth were slightly proud, and he explained to Du Kang, "The so-called ghost tears are ghost tears, people often say that ghosts cry and howl, ghost crying is a common thing, but ghost crying and tears must be when the evil ghosts above the ghost level are exceeded, a body of resentment is dispersed, look at the last glance of this flower world, clear the avenue of heaven and earth, understand the cause and effect of good and evil, and the last bit of red dust tears shed is the yin ghost tears." ”
"As for the Yin Flesh and Blood Ganoderma lucidum, this is even more difficult, if the first one can rely on strength to forcibly surpass a powerful ghost, then this meat Ganoderma lucidum has to depend on luck, first of all, if the Yin Flesh and Blood Ganoderma lucidum wants to survive, it is necessary to find the corpse of the person who died, because there is a breath of blood in the chest of the horizontal death, and then it happens to be buried in the corpse or the yin hole, the corpse turns into a stiff, opens his mouth to swallow the moon, spits out a mouthful of blood in the chest, penetrates into the soil through the coffin, and touches with the earth qi to regenerate, in order to give birth to a Yin flesh and blood Ganoderma lucidum. ”
"That is to say, if you want to get Yin Ghost Tears, you must first exceed a powerful ghost, and this Yin Flesh Lingzhi grows in the mouth of a zombie, if you want to get it, you must first overturn the zombie. Du Kang frowned and tapped his fingers lightly on the windshield, feeling as if this deal had been hacked by Lao Xia, "Sister Chu, what can Lao Xia do with these things?"
"These things are very precious magic medicines, much more valuable than the head fruit, and there are more effective uses, such as the Yin Ghost Tears, because the ghosts are resentful and clean, and they feel the right way of heaven and earth, which contains a trace of Haoran righteousness, which drops in the eyes, and allows the mage to open the Tiantong Eye in a short time. ”
"Tiantong Eye, is it Yin and Yang Eye?" Du Kang tilted his head and thought for a long time, he really had never heard of such a magical power as "Tiantong Eye" from any novel, and Tianyan Tong was common.
Stretching out his hand slightly on Du Kang's head is a crisp burst, which made Du Kang scream, covering his head with both hands, and looking at Wei Wei with a confused expression, "What are you playing me again?" Hey, why should I add another one?"
"Didn't you read the book I gave you?" Turning his head slightly to look at Du Kang's shape, he almost laughed out loud with a pop, and he couldn't hold back the laughter in his soft voice.
Du Kang really wanted to cry without tears, sniffling, looking like he had been greatly wronged, "I haven't finished reading that book yet, Sister Chu, do you think I can read the Ten Lines Book?"
"Then take a closer look, really, I've never seen a man like you, and you're a big man, look at it, you're about to cry, isn't it a shame?"
"Sister Chu, turn your head, look at me. Du Kang said in a serious tone.
Slightly strange, he turned his head to look at Du Kang, "What's the matter, isn't it quite... Poof!"
Du Kang stretched his neck, and his two fingers pointed left and right to the middle of his head, and a clear purple red finger mark on the center of his eyebrows was slightly bulging, just like having three eyes, coupled with Du Kang's innocent and aggrieved appearance, it was not too funny.
"You wait...", smiling slightly with a stomachache, took the phone from the stand and prepared to take pictures of this strange scene.
"Sister Chu... Hey, don't shoot. Du Kang has also broken his work now, if this style is slightly posted on the Internet, and the circle of friends is brushed again, then he doesn't have to ask for this face anymore, and hurriedly reached out to cover the mobile phone lens, baring his teeth and laughing, "Sister Chu, I was wrong, don't shoot, it's embarrassing." ”
"Hehe, do you still know that it's a shame? No, no, you have to take a picture to commemorate your prosperous beauty, come on, eggplant!"
Slightly grabbed Du Kang's two hands with one hand and pressed them aside, and the other hand held the mobile phone to shoot, which frightened Du Kang, "Car! Car! Sister Chu, look at the road!"
"I'll go!" was slightly scolded by Du Kang, and then remembered that he was still driving, and quickly let go of the hand holding Du Kang and slammed the steering wheel, so that he didn't slam his head on the road.
"Whew..."The frightened Du Kang lay down on the backrest and wiped the cold sweat that scared out, "I'll take it, Sister Chu, you scared me to death." ”
"Du Kang!" suddenly screamed slightly, so frightened that Du Kang quickly turned his head to see what was going on, whether he had hit someone.
As a result, as soon as his head turned around, he listened to a series of shutter clicks, and then Du Kang's virgin six consecutive shots came out.
“…”
looked at the slight smile on his face when he held up his mobile phone, and the confused self with "three eyes" on the mobile phone screen, the blurry little eyes, and the awesome artificial three eyes.
Du Kang really had the heart to smash Weiwei and her broken phone, but thinking about the final result, it was very likely that he let Weiwei smash it, so he decided to endure it.
"Okay, don't look like someone owes you 200 yuan, isn't it just a brain break? "Slightly turned the car upside down and got back on the road.
"Big meat buns?" Du Kang instinctively glanced at the chest that was about to break the zipper of his leather coat, and really wanted to ask if it was a "soup dumpling"? But because he considered his personal safety, he finally decided to endure it.
This time, he was slightly engrossed in driving the car, and he didn't notice Du Kang's gaze, and casually responded, "Yes, big meat buns, I guarantee that you will fall in love once you eat it." ”
"Really, then I want the two of you to eat together!" The old driver, Du Kang, invisibly started his little train again, but fortunately he didn't understand it slightly.
Soon the car stopped in front of a steamed bun shop, Du Kang got out of the car and looked up, and the name of this steamed bun shop was really "Big Meat Buns!"
"I'll take it, feelings are big interjections," Du Kang secretly glanced at him again, and muttered quietly, "I thought it was an adjective." ”
Slightly led Du Kang into the store, a young acquaintance... The young lady smiled and greeted her, took her little hand and asked why she hadn't come to eat steamed buns for several days.
Weiwei also held the young lady's hand affectionately, and said, "Isn't it busy in the past few days, I'm anxious, forget it, don't talk about it, upset, it's still the old place, the old rules, by the way, Xiaopang, this is Sister Yun, say what you want to eat directly, I invited you for this meal." ”
"Hmm..."Du Kang stared at Sister Yun in front of him without saying a word...