The next day, after the new rain in the empty mountain, water droplets dripped down from the tips of the branches and leaves, and Lei Linfeng, who was squatting in the courtyard with a pu fan to boil medicine, heard someone knocking on the door, so he put down the pu fan to look at the door, and asked, "Second child, why did you come so early?"

The courtyard door opened, but there was a sloppy old man standing outside the door, dressed in a dirty blue cloth short, carrying a large medicine box on his shoulder, and holding a cloth banner with "Hua Tuo alive" written in his left hand.

The sloppy old man was not annoyed, and looked into the courtyard, "The unicorn descends from the sky, the hundred ghosts walk at night, and the son of the great life is a good material for my apprentice." ”

"What are you talking nonsense?" Lei Linfeng's expression changed greatly when he heard this, and he stretched out his hand to push this old man full of nonsense aside, but he was pushed into the air.

"Oh, what a heavy corpse, huh..."

Lei Linfeng looked back, the old man had somehow arrived in the courtyard, pushed the door and was about to enter the house, but fortunately, as soon as his hand touched the door, a peachwood sword stabbed out, and the tip of the sword shook and covered the old man's whole body.

"Damn, you want my life!" The long banner in the old man's hand danced, and in a sonorous sound, the old man retreated to the middle of the small courtyard, Lei Budong stood in front of the door with his sword, and Lei Linfeng also copied the shovel and blocked the gate of the courtyard.

"Who are you!?" Lei Budong held a sword in his right hand, twisted a goatee in his left hand, and his eyes narrowed, and murderous intent loomed.

"Me?" the old man pointed his finger at the tip of his nose, grinned, and put the long flag in his hand on his shoulder, "Brother, I don't think you look like an unknown person, look at this and you will know which old man I am." ”

The old man touched his hand in his arms for a long time, took out something and threw it to Lei Budong, Lei Budong took it in his hand and saw that it was a palm-sized white jade token, a high mountain into the clouds was embossed on it, and there was a seal "Mao" in the middle of the cloud.

"Maoshan Town Demon Order!"

Lei Budong walked quickly to the old man, returned the token with both hands, his expression eased, and was about to speak but was stopped by the old man, took back the token, hugged Lei Budong's shoulder and muttered in a low voice, looking at the question mark on Lei Linfeng's head.

"Brother Lei, your eldest grandson's bones are amazing, and he is a good material for destroying demons," the old man hugged the baby, his face full of kindness.

"Damn, Sister Chu, Sister Chu, are you here? What kind of routine is this, did I cross over? Grandma, I'm too unlucky. At this time, Du Kang was depressed, and he never expected that only the plots in novels and TV series would happen to him.

Looking at the sloppy old man holding himself, the more he looked at it, the more angry he became, Du Kang made it bad, and his mouth chirped twice.

So the sloppy old man had just said half of his words when he was soaked in the baby's urine.

"This kid!" Lei Linfeng hurriedly came over with a handkerchief and handed it to the old man, threatening to hit the baby's little ass twice.

"It's okay, it's okay, hahaha, little one, your gift is really unique. The old man wiped his face with a hand towel and exchanged the child with Lei Linfeng.

looked at Lei Budong who was sitting in the center, "However, Brother Lei, don't think I'm talking straight, this doll Jianfeng Jinge, the life of a boy, is a boy who crosses the misfortune, there was a catastrophe when he was born, fortunately, your brother has good means, and the house of hundreds of ghosts has been broken by you, and I don't know what kind of heaven and earth treasure I used to snatch this doll back from the ghost gate, but even so, I'm afraid he won't live to be eight years old." ”

"That immortal chief... Oh, sir, what do you think of it?" Lei Budong looked anxious, and stood up on the spot with his hands on the handrails.

The old man wiped his right eyebrow, "It's nothing, I think it's fate with this kid, as long as he worships me as a teacher, don't say it's eight years old, it's even eighty years old!"

"Okay, okay, sir's willingness to accept this kid is a blessing he has cultivated for several lifetimes. Lei Budong didn't hesitate at all, and accepted it in one bite.

"Don't, who is this old man, you just promised to send me out," Du Kang couldn't speak, and could only watch his fate change between the two old men in a few words.

Lei Linfeng, who was holding his son and smirking on the side, looked at his own son, and as soon as the word "......" came out, he was glared back by Lei Budong.

"Well, with me here, all the evils retreat, ah, by the way, I'm going to go into the mountains and prepare something for this little guy, and I'll be back on the day I'm 100 years old, and I'll take my leave." After the old man finished speaking, he floated away with a long flag, and when Lei Budong's ancestors and grandchildren chased him to the door, there was no shadow at all, but the old man said a song from afar, "The weather is swinging, and my road is ......prosperous."

"This old guy is really good at pretending!" Du Kang pouted wildly in his heart, only to feel that the old man's forced pretense was simply fresh and refined, which could be called a clear stream in the world of pretending.

Spring goes to autumn, the persimmons on the branches are orange and yellow, the leaves are withered, Lei Budong's small courtyard is full of joy, the lights are colorful, and the villagers have come to congratulate Lei Tong on his 100th birthday.

"Old patriarch, your big fat grandson is very good-looking, come, let me also see the ...... with this handle" An old farmer with a rough appearance, white sideburns, and a coarse cloth trouser gown smiled and stretched out his hand to tease the little Lei Tong who was held in Lei Budong's arms, and the little Lei Tong held the old man's fingers with a pair of small hands, and a stream of urine sprayed on the old man's face accurately.

Du Kang smiled secretly in his heart, "Hehe, Lao Tzu, my little brother is also you can see, hum, I pee." "This means that Du Kang can't speak yet, otherwise he will definitely scold, why did he run here inexplicably, what is this place?

"Poof, good boy, he must be a guy with many children and grandchildren when he grows up, hahaha..." The rough old man was not angry, he reached out and wiped the urine on his face directly, and his fingers tapped the tip of Xiao Lei Tong's nose hard, laughing and walking into the courtyard with Lei Budong.

"Hey, Brother Lei, where's my precious apprentice? Hurry up, see what good things I brought him back. Just as the villagers were overjoyed, pushing the cup and changing the lamp, Zhang Yexian, who was sloppy and sloppy and had two straws in his hair, appeared on the stage, regardless of the people around him, covering his mouth and secretly saying where the madman came from, and directly grabbed Lei Budong and took the little Lei Tong to the backyard.

"Come on, come on, put it on," Zhang Yexian took out a small jade pendant from his arms and put it on for the little Lei Tong, which is also strange, the little Lei Tong likes Zhang Yexian very much, and when he saw this cheap master, he giggled vigorously.

This is not that Du Kang likes the sloppy old man, but the idea of this child named Lei Tong, which also makes Du Kang feel very strange, all this, from the beginning he was like a bystander, until he was caught by Lei Budong into this child's body.

"Is this kid still self-conscious, so am I crossing over, or am I going to take it away? I must have read too many fantasy novels, take away, hehe..."

While Du Kang was thinking nonsense, the banquet outside continued.

"Sir, what is this?" Lei Budong groped for the jade pendant on the chest of the little Lei Tong, it was just a bluestone jade with a very poor condition, and a yin and yang gossip Taiji diagram was engraved on the front, strung with a red rope.

"This is an old cow that I caught in the mountains that is about to become a sperm, and used its essence blood with this kid's birth date to refine it, as long as I wear this jade on my body, I have the power of a bull, and ordinary evil spirits can't get close. Zhang Yexian said very proudly, and his fingers inadvertently wiped the right eyebrow.

"Then thank you..."Lei Budong was about to say thanks, when he suddenly heard a big mess in the front yard, Lei Budong walked quickly to the door, and it happened that the rough old man before broke in, covered with hot sweat, pointing to the front yard, and stammered for a while, "Old... The old patriarch... Yes... Yes... There are..."