Chapter 263: The Happy Life of the Earth Emperor
After a lot of nonsense, it was almost dawn.
To avoid being embarrassed by my cousin and Tian Qiuqiu getting up, we quickly packed up and dressed up.
Su Wu smiled, her eyebrows were gentle, and she looked like a satisfied little woman.
Before going back, he came to me again: "Lele, you said we, do you want to announce it?"
I was puzzled: "What is the announcement?"
Su Wu glanced at me and said, "Announcing our relationship, this cousin doesn't know about it yet." The three of us made such a ridiculous decision, we have to give my cousin an explanation first, otherwise she will see it, don't you understand. ”
"Also, you did talk to Qiuqiu. But between me and her, I haven't torn this membrane yet. We've been together day and night, and now it's embarrassing to think that I share a lover with her. After it was announced, everyone had a bottom, and the two of us could get along a little better, wouldn't we? ”
I nodded, "yes, it's still thoughtful." Then I'll talk to Qiuqiu later, and I'll talk about it when we eat. ”
"Of course you should say it, do you want me to say, what do you want this man to do? Su Wu glanced at me.
Then he smiled and asked, "Then tell me, how should I get along with her in the future?"
Belch...... This one.
This makes me stop!
I scratched my head for a long time, smiled and said, "You are a little older than her, you are a sister, she is a sister." Just like in the court drama, don't feel awkward in your heart, just think of yourself as a concubine, marry the emperor, how many wives the emperor has, isn't it normal. ”
Su Wu glared: "Normal fart! What kind of emperor are you!"
I smiled hippiely: "Soil Emperor, in this jungle, I am an emperor, all species, must respect me, otherwise they will have to eat my gun! The fat tiger last time was a role model, with me here, what kind of forest should it be?"
Su Wu laughed: "Then you, the soil emperor in charge of the mountains and fields, have you recruited a few tigresses to be his wife to show me?"
I coughed and said solemnly: "What do you say! My sister Su Wu is so gentle and generous, so beautiful and kind, how can she be called a tigress!"
Su Wu knocked me hard on the head: "Bastard, you beg to be beaten, I will let you find a tigress, you will call me a tigress, right?"
I defended, "No, you heard me wrong, I mean you're not a tigress, but you don't say you're a tigress! If that's the case, I'll marry as many as I want!"
Su Wu blushed when I said: "You just deliberately distorted my original intention." I'm talking about the kind of tigress of a real tiger, the kind of tigress you want to think of as a human being!"
Hehe, I'm just giving you sophistry.
Seeing that she was embarrassed, I stopped teasing her.
Suddenly, I remembered something and asked her again: "I suddenly thought of you, and she ...... Won't we be jealous of each other in the future?"
Su Wu snorted: "You think too much, can we be jealous of your stinky man." Of course, then again, you don't have to be biased, you don't have to be biased towards me. You can't be partial to her, and you are especially not allowed to partner with her to bully me. Otherwise, I'll ......"
I looked at her, "What's that?"
Su Wu bit her thin lips and made a grievance: "I'm very sensitive to this matter, if you partner with her to snub me, I will never pay attention to you again! I will live alone, find something to eat by myself, build a house by myself, and then die in this place by myself, and never rely on you a stinky man again! I will do what I say!"
Listening to such an arrogant answer, my heart couldn't help but feel a little sour, and I reached out to hug her, and hurriedly promised: "No! I don't want to bully you to anyone." You're my first woman, the woman I love the most. You supervise me, you all supervise me, and if I lose half a point on you, such as losing my temper with you or snubbing you or something, you will hang me up and beat me up. ”
Su Wu listened and snorted coldly: "We don't have the strength of you, how can we catch you and hang you?"
I said, "I don't resist, I'm going to do something wrong, do I dare to resist?" In fact...... You don't have to punish me much, give me a face, I'm scared, I'm a man who is very afraid of his wife. ”
Su Wu said: "That's enough for you to be afraid." One on the left and one on the right, see if you're afraid to come over!"
I listened and made a look of chagrin: "So I said." Don't think that I have two lovers, what a desirable thing, maybe I'm just a puff bag? ”
Su Wu finally couldn't help laughing: "Look at your ugly appearance of being cheap and obedient!" Then he said to himself indignantly: "What kind of sin did I create in my last life, so that I would have a fate with you guy, and I want to fall in love with you stinky man!
I sneered and couldn't answer her, so I had to say casually: "Maybe it's the old man who pulls the red line, who is dizzy and confused, and has several red threads on me." This is providence, let's not think about it!"
Su Wu complained: "Yes, it's useless to think about it! I only have ...... Try to torture you to find mental balance. ”
Me: "......!"
Back at the camp, my cousin and Tian Qiuqiu had already gotten up one after another.
Thinking about asking Tian Qiuqiu about it, I woke up my cousin, so I immediately broke her away: "Sister, you and Sister Wu go to the beach to pick up some conch shells and come back, and they will be cooked for breakfast." I'll boil water here first. Don't go into deep water. ”
The tide of the whole night last night finally withdrew at dawn, and there were so many shells on the mudflats that it was too late to leave with the tide. It's just right to pick up and eat.
My cousin didn't know what I meant, and she didn't say anything, so she fished out a bamboo basket and went to Su Wu.
On the other side, Tian Qiuqiu didn't want to be idle, and wanted to follow to help.
I stopped her: "Qiu'er, wait a minute, you can help me light the fire here." I...... I'm going to take time to tear down the tent!"
When Tian Qiuqiu heard this, he stopped again.
She was also very intelligent, and knew that I had something to say, and when my cousin and I were far away, she asked me, "Do you want to say anything?"
I glanced at the backs of Su Wu and the others, nodded and said, "Yes." I just talked to her and said that the relationship between the three of us should be announced to my cousin, and we should be open and honest with each other, what do you think?"
Tian Qiuqiu listened, his face turned red, and he said in a low voice: "You are in charge." ”
I said, "Then let's just decide! Say it openly, lest my cousin's gossip woman keep guessing and making jokes." ”
Tian Qiuqiu smiled lightly: "How can you say that cousin." ”
I said, "Yes, she's your cousin now." ”
(End of chapter)