"Hey, look at that girl, it's so beautiful. ”

"Nonsense, of course I saw it!"

"How?"

"Hehe, do you need to say it, of course!"

"Understand me!"

Zhang San and Ren Wu smiled at each other, and then walked towards the woman.

"Girl, alone!" Zhang San said with a smile.

The woman looked at the two in front of her, then nodded.

"Girl, it's not good to look alone, you see you are so beautiful. Ren Wu also smiled flatteringly.

The woman frowned slightly and said, "What do you want to do?"

"Girl, what do you think we want to do?" Zhang San also sneered, and Ren Wu on the side also stretched out his hand to the woman.

The woman was a little angry, she stepped back slightly, her left hand into a palm, ready to hit at any moment.

The two did not notice the woman's abnormality, but took a step forward, one of them holding a hairpin in his hand and a rouge in his hand, and said to the woman.

"Girl, look at your temperament, follow the hairpin more!"

"No, no, no, this rouge is better, it can light up your skin!"

The woman let out a long sigh of relief, and when she met two sales vendors, she couldn't help but feel angry and funny, and said, "I'm sorry, I don't need to." ”

"Girl, you can't be like this!" Zhang San flashed in front of the woman with a stride.

Ren Wu also blocked the woman's way and said, "Girl, I have a relationship with you today, and my rouge will be discounted!"

"Ren Wu, how can you be so cheap!" Zhang San couldn't help but scold angrily after hearing this, and then smiled at the woman and said, "Girl, buy my hairpin, buy one get one free!"

"I'm four-fold!"

"I'll buy one get two free!"

"I'm three folds!"

"Buy one get three free!"

The two of them actually hit the bar, and the woman shook her head helplessly, and said, "Who are you and what do you want to do?"

"Good question!" Zhang San laughed, put his hands on his waist, raised the hairpin in his hand above his head, and said, "I am Zhang San, I bag salt for my hairpin." ”

Ren Wu was not to be outdone, opened the rouge box, stretched out his hand and lightly, and said with a charming smile: "I am Ren Wu, known as Mister Light, let me light you up and be a glowing girl." ”

"I'll go!" The woman shook her head helplessly, what a mess, and sighed, "I'm sorry, I really don't need this rouge." ”

"Yes, Ren Wu, this girl's skin can be broken by blowing, not to mention crow's feet, where to use your rouge, I think my hairpin is more suitable for girls, you see this selection of the best gold and jade, fifty years old craftsmen to build with all their hearts, tsk! Now it's only 998!" Zhang San boasted for a while, looking very excited.

The woman frowned, how could she encounter two psychopaths as soon as she came to the human world?

"This!" Seeing this, Ren Wu hurriedly woke up Zhang San, who was intoxicated on the side, and said, "It seems that the only way to do it is to use a killer move." ”

"Are you sure?, that trick is really amazing, I'm afraid this little girl won't be able to bear it!" Zhang San said worriedly.

"Hmph, we haven't opened for three days, do you want to do the same on the fourth day?" Ren Wu looked at the woman's back coldly and said.

"Okay! In that case, I'm only sorry for this girl!" Zhang San thought for a moment, and then nodded.

"Ahh

The woman was naturally alert, turned back quickly, and then handed out her palms, but fell into the void, and couldn't help but be surprised, the three and Ren Wu disappeared from her sight, she couldn't help but feel a pang in her heart, could it be that she had met a master? When she was thinking, she found that her legs were firmly held, and when she looked down, it was Zhang San and Ren Wu.

"Girl, I have an eighty-year-old mother, a wife and children, but they all expect me to buy some hairpins to live, girl, you are very merciful, just pity me!" Zhang Sansheng said with tears in his eyes.

"Girl, although I don't have an eighty-year-old mother, nor a wife or children, but I'm a single dog, isn't this, not worthy of sympathy?" Ren Wu also cried bitterly.

The woman thought that the two would use force, and thought that it would be good to teach the two a lesson and let them stop bothering themselves, but who knew that these two people would actually use a bitter trick, and they couldn't help frowning, not knowing what to do.

"Are you, really, really that crippled?" the woman asked.

"Yes, we are so miserable! You see that Zhang San hasn't eaten for several days, and the flesh on this face is slack!"

"Yes, we are so miserable! You see that Ren Wu hasn't taken a bath for several days, and the smell on this body is simply sour!" Zhang San sniffed Ren Wu's clothes, and then foamed at the mouth.

The woman also waved her hand in front of her nose and said, "I, I'll buy it, you let go of your hand first!"

"Okay!" Hearing the woman say that she wanted to buy their things, Ren Wu let go of Zhang San's face, and Zhang San also woke up from the coma, and the two looked at the woman together.

Seeing that the two of them moved so quickly, the woman really didn't know if it was pretended just now, but since she promised the two of them to buy their things, she had to do it, so she took out a bead from her sleeve, handed it to Zhang San, and said, "This bead should be enough to buy your hairpin and his rouge." ”

Zhang San glanced at the crystal clear beads in his hand, and then gave Ren Wu a look, and the two quietly turned their backs and said, "Is this thing worth it?"

"I don't know, but I saw Li Yuanwai's lady wearing a bead, which looks similar to this, but it's much smaller, and he's a baby!" Ren Wu said......

Seeing that the two of them were suspicious of this, the woman couldn't help but say angrily: "Can it be done, if it can't be done, give me back the things!"

Zhang San and Ren Wu turned around and said, "I see that you are also a foreigner, and I don't bully you, so let's do it, we took a closer look just now, your beads can only buy Ren Wu's rouge at most, come, Ren Wu will give this girl a box of rouge." ”

"Good class. Ren Wu handed the woman a box of rouge that was somewhat damaged on the outside.

"No thanks, we're just so generous. Saying that, Zhang San smiled, patted the dust on his body, turned around and pulled Ren Wu to leave.

"Hmph, shameless vendor!" a man shouted, and then a long sword fell from the sky and stuck at the feet of Zhang San and Ren Wu.

The two were startled, collapsed to the ground, and shouted loudly: "Hero, spare your life, Hero, spare your life!"

"You two are so ashamed to bully a woman like this!" a burly man walked up to the two and shouted angrily.

"This, this" Zhang San saw that this person looked fierce, his eyebrows were angry, and he couldn't help but feel afraid.

"Hmph, I've been observing for a long time, and you say that this girl's beads are only worth him a box of rouge money?

"Hero, don't kill me, don't kill me, you have the final say, you have the final say!"

"I look at the beads are restrained and bright, the water is round, how can it be a box of broken rouge that can be worth the price, at least I have to add a hairpin!" the man said as he snatched the discolored hairpin from Zhang San's hand and threw it to the woman.

"Damn, where did this comedy come from?" the woman looked at the hairpin in her hand a little speechlessly.