Chapter 05: What a lot of effort
Lao Ma sighed, and then said: "When it comes to eating and drinking, I am telling you with my actions, or we ordinary people are the real experts, and the people are really eating." The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info our ways of eating are varied, and there are thousands of subdivisions, but they are all based on the principle of making the best use of things, not easily wasting and filling the stomach. Like you, you can only be regarded as pouring yourself, feeding yourself, forcibly filling yourself, and supporting your stomach one by one. ”
I think so, if I really say such a thing in public, unless the old horse is already drunk.
So Lao Ma said this: "Communication is okay, but everyone who wants to listen must be punished with a drink." ”
That's not easy, the mayor gestured with his eyes, and Director Ying immediately understood: "Everyone, if you want to hear, pour the wine to the brim, let's toast together! If you don't drink, plug your ears!"
After another uproar, it slowly cleared up. Uncle Ma said: "Actually, you are all smarter than me, I just quickly separated the fish bones and fish bones with the kung fu of the mouth, clearly, clearly." It's not a difficult task, so you have to distinguish between the good and the bad. ”
Speaking of this, Lao Ma paused, thinking that their officials couldn't control their mouths, and they wanted to eat everywhere. People like us Lao Ma can't control their mouths, and they want to say all the time, how can we get along well if we continue to talk like this? If we continue to talk about these words, I'm afraid it will hurt people even more than I just thought, should I say it?
He said: "When a piece of fish enters the mouth, it is like an official and a common man getting together, is it easy to separate? As long as you can bully the weak and fear the hard, you can do it." The soft ones are like fish and meat, and they swallow them with confidence, but they don't dare to turn the sky, even if they can't even turn our mouths. Only when officials can they be hardened, dare to have thorns, and even if they have entered our mouths, we must obediently spit them out. This is a big difference, and if you don't believe it, try more! The more you continue like this, the easier it will be to separate! Do you think this is the case? It doesn't take much effort for us to separate the flesh and bones, and it's not much more difficult than us to separate the fish and the water! It's just that you are too polite, and you hide them one by one, especially this Director Ying, who is even more of a master in this field, and he is likely to eat fish without spitting out bones!"
"Why am I again? Why are you talking about me again?"
The wine king felt that the ghost fire was smoking again, I met their ghost today, I didn't eat a few fish just now, why does this old guy always have to burn me no matter how much or too little?
"Old horse, I haven't offended you in any place before, why do you keep stabbing me today? Everything has to have a reason, but you can't do it again, what kind of tendon I hurt you, you have to make it clear. ”
"I understand it, but I will be punished for drinking. ”
"If you say it, I'll admit it. ”
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"Okay, if you can't say it, I'll be fined three cups. Uncle Ma was very happy, "I said that eating fish without spitting out bones, that's a good skill! What are you thinking about? Could it be that you have really done something to be very sorry for the common people? Haha! Listen, choose small fish such as crucian carp, saury, loach, and yellow eel that are no more than two fingers in size, remove the internal organs, fry them in oil and loosen them, and chew them all the way along the head of the fish to the tail of the fish, as long as your teeth are good, you can eat clean and have nothing left, and don't you vomit no bones at all? Can you say that you won't do this kind of kung fu? Your master taught you, you won't forget it so quickly, will you? I said you would, right?"
"No, no, no, you're taking advantage of loopholes, you're a way to eat in our Dragon King Town. ”
"Speaking of exploiting loopholes, let's talk about it, none of you can drill, can you have today? Don't talk too much, ask the mayor if he should be punished for drinking. ”
"What a way to eat fish without spitting out bones, haha, today's wine king is another one, even I feel cool, God, I think you still admit punishment, and if you continue to tear it off, you will only lose even worse." ”
The King of Wine quickly threw three glasses in a row. Three cups is the amount that Lao Ma said was good, but the wine king didn't say it, and he didn't say that of course it was three cups. Three cups relative to his mass also said, drizzle only. He heard a hint from the mayor's words: if you don't admit the punishment quickly, the old horse may say something even more ugly.
He also thought it might be better to have a few drinks.
Uncle Ma just doesn't want the wine king to feel good. Just can't ask him to be in a good mood, the difference between the two moods and the amount of alcohol may be more than doubled.
Ying Tianci is still inexperienced in the end, and if he doesn't understand that when he gets to the wine table, he will start a competition, and if he turns it into a big one, it is often the life of capsizing.
Uncle Ma certainly wants to confide some of the words in his chest on this occasion, and vent his long-term depression to enlighten "Huigen". There will always be a few officials who are upright in nature, and as long as some of them listen to a sentence and a half, they will have a little merit for the talented people.
Spitting out depression is a kind of mood relief, the mood will be more cheerful than usual, and it will also help you increase your alcohol consumption.
Eating more cold fish and less or even no hot scrambled eggs is also an important quality that affects the amount of alcohol.
More importantly, if you have more opportunities to win "inferences" in the competition, the difference will be bigger.
It's not the alcohol that's intoxicating, it's the alcohol in the drink. It is not whoever drinks too much who is the king of wine, only the one who never pours is the king. A king word is put in reverse, and it is also stable.
Alcohol, alcohol, drinking must become a refinement, in order to stay sober forever in the wine field, not to give the opponent a chance to take advantage of, but can be taken advantage of everywhere.
When the mayor of the town found out that the old horse was Ma Sanjin, and he had never been drunk for decades, the competition between him and the wine king had already begun, but unfortunately the wine king had not yet realized it.
Between the words, seven or eight dishes were quickly served, including whole chicken, whole duck, whole rabbit and half goose, and some bowl of roasted white shoulder meat clip buckle, etc., which were really hearty. No matter how large the amount of food is, even if you have been hungry for eight lifetimes, you can't eat so much. This round of dishes came up, and every table was full, and many of them were stacked on top of each other.
The banquet has entered the climax at this point, no one is polite, no longer have to be polite to persuade to eat, each chooses their favorite hand, for a time the chopsticks fall like rain, the chewing sound is more than the rain hitting the plantains, the collision of cups, plates and spoons comes one after another, and the hundred-person banquet has created a big orchestra.
If you listen to such a murmur for a long time, even if you are not drunk, you will be dizzy and dizzy, and you will not be very sober. If there are more such occasions, there will naturally be fewer and fewer Qing officials.