Text Chapter 719 Behind the smile

"Ahem...... Yang Jian sat comfortably on the stone, leaned back, reached out and grabbed it, roasting chicken wings in one hand and Jiang Xiaobai in the other.

If you care about things, you will be chaotic.

Ye Fan was really poked to the point by Yang Jian, and became nervous: "Tell me, what can you do." ”

"These chicken wings taste a little worse. Yang Jian proudly threw the chicken wings aside, "Get me another string." ”

"Oh, you Yang Jian, you're angry with my grandson, bullying my brother, come out, I'll teach you how to be a man." Sun Wukong was angry and kept dancing the golden hoop stick.

Ye Fan waved his hand and said, "Brother Monkey, it's okay, I'll have a good chat with Yang Jian." ”

Sou......

Flames flew out of the palm of his hand, and the other hand held the chicken wings, constantly roasting. This is the first time he has used this situation, but there is no lack of next procedures in his mind. Because this plot is from "God of Food", the gloomy ecstasy of the star master.

"Cumin, honey, tastes absolutely good. After Ye Fan got it done, he handed it over with a fragrant smell.

Yang Jian looked arrogant, and took the chicken wings slowly, the taste was actually not particularly delicious, but he was very happy in his heart, the reason was very simple, Ye Fan finally relented to him.

Haha, good you Ye Fan, you also have today, I, Yang Jian, took revenge today.

"Brother Yang, you drink. Ye Fan handed Jiang Xiaobai up, with a smile on his face.

"Well, yes, yes, I think I have a restaurant under my umbrella, and I am very lacking in a wine escort of your quality, hahaha...... Am I right?" Yang Jian patted Ye Fan's shoulder, and the more he spoke, the more proud he became.

"Brother Yang is really golden-eyed, I used to accompany wine, and then I became a national teacher. Ye Fan followed Yang Jian's words and continued.

"Haha...... Well, very good...... Ah......" Yang Jian still wanted to continue to hit Ye Fan, but he didn't expect that his stomach hurt so badly that his whole face was cyan, and when he blinked again, it was pitch black in front of him.

Poof.

He fell off the stool and rolled on the floor, the pain beyond his usual reach.

"Hoo ......"

A thick immortal qi rushed out and surrounded him, and the immortal qi in his body began to converge to his stomach to fight against the new virus. However, it is useless, because from the judgment of immortal energy, the virus that exists in it is just a simple ingredient.

Ye Fan took a step back and stood with his hands in his hands: "Hmph, do you want to find a sense of existence in my body?" Don't look at me Ye Fan said, what I added to you just now is a super laxative, you just wait to enjoy it." ”

"Goo-goo-goo......"

As soon as he finished saying this, Yang Jian heard a sound coming out of his stomach, and there seemed to be a precursor to loosening in a certain part. Immortal Qi cannot cure these conditions, because Immortal Qi cannot judge whether it will hurt or not.

Yang Jian finally found that he could see things clearly, his whole body tensed, and he accelerated, and the jungle in the distance had just landed, and the thing had already loosened.

Still a step too late, I didn't have time to take my pants off.

Sun Wukong walked up to Ye Fan: "Brother Ye, what did you do, why is he so strange?"

"What's this? I don't care if I use a super laxative as cumin and sprinkle it on chicken wings. Ye Fan said proudly: "This bastard, if you don't teach you a lesson, you really don't know the sky and the earth." ”

Who is he, Ye Fan? The Jade Emperor is here, he is not afraid, you Yang Jian is a fart. The super laxatives bought in the Yang Mall will increase their efficacy geometrically, even if they are big names among the immortals, they can't bear it.

This thing doesn't kill people, at most it's just diarrhea and overdraft.

In his opinion, if Yang Jian knew how to treat Qingteng, it would prove that he was not the only one. There is no doubt that the "Dizang Sutra" can be Qingteng, but after all, this is a classic of Buddhism, and Qingteng is practicing Taoism, which is always a little inconsistent. If a better way can be found, nature is the best.

The Howling Sky Dog knows what is going on here, and the Stone Dog also knows that the two dogs have different minds. The roaring dog was moved, Ye Fan was looking for a place for him. And the stone dog is eyes are bright, and he must be very comfortable with Ye Fan, including food and shelter, and he can play games.

"Howling Dog, come over here. Ye Fan beckoned to the Roaring Sky Dog.

The Roaring Sky Dog immediately came over and asked, "You want to ask about Qingteng?" I don't know very well, but I heard that all the creatures that come out of the Yaochi Immortal Realm will retain a piece of spiritual root, and as for what it will be used for, I don't know very well. ”

The conversation just now, with its dog ears, is not a problem at all to hear clearly.

Ye Fan breathed a sigh of relief, no matter what, it was a good thing to have news. He immediately began to pack his things and prepare to go to Heavenly Court: "Brother Monkey, I have to go to Yaochi Wonderland, and we will meet again in the future." ”

"Brother Ye, brother, I'll go with you. Let me tell you, I am most familiar with the Tiangong side, and I still made trouble back then. Now, that piece of history, hehe, is still eaten by the storyteller under the overpass. Sun Wukong said.

"This, is it okay?" Ye Fan felt that a person like Sun Wukong, who had a serious criminal record, should have been blacklisted a long time ago, right?

"Of course there is no problem, I am not Sun Dasheng now, I am the fighting Buddha of Da Lei Yin Temple. Sun Wukong said: "It's a little far from the Heavenly Palace here, there is a teleportation array in the Great Leiyin Temple, and ordinary people are not qualified to use it, but you are different, you have comprehended the Dizang Sutra that no one can comprehend." ”

Ye Fan thought about it, oops, it turns out that inside the Great Lei Yin Temple, he also likes to play privilege, but it is normal, if the rights are completely equal, then the society will not progress.

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Yang Jian was in the forest, lying on the ground, already a little disheartened, letting his stomach vent his dissatisfaction, constantly 'spitting', the scene is not suitable for careful description.

At the beginning, he kept tidying up and changing his pants, after all, he was also a general and a face-loving person. But now, it's already very casual, because the previous thing was very embarrassing, this side has just changed into new pants, and somewhere collapses again, the army can't be broken, the flood beast, and the plug can't be blocked.

He finally understood, he really couldn't suppress Ye Fan, counting this time, he had already suffered many, many times: "Ye Fan...... Don't let me get caught, or I'll kill you...... Ouch...... This stomach hurts again, is there any end?"

Finally, after a long time, he was sure that he was well, and came out of the forest, and returned to the place where he had been, and there was no one left, and they were all gone.

"Howling dog, you anti-bone dog. Yang Jian sprinkled all his anger on the Roaring Sky Dog. This is true of most people, who will only put the blame on pets who are weaker than themselves and never look for reasons in themselves.

On the other side, the entire Great Lei Yin Temple was nervous, and Ye Fan's arrival naturally would not cause this effect, mainly because of the stone dog.

When Guanyin received Sun Wukong's message, she began to get nervous, summoned people over to discuss it, and decided to welcome it warmly. Not to mention anything else, Ye Fan is amazing, and he actually has some means to subdue the stone dog.

Ye Fan slowly walked into the Da Lei Yin Temple in full view of all the monks, and the stone dog looked very calm, after all, the foundation was hard. The most jubilant is the roaring dog, as the dog of the heavenly court, it is naturally famous, but in the Great Leiyin Temple, it is not a big person. Moreover, it has not gone through such a big battle, such a grand welcome ceremony.

"You're welcome, in fact, there's nothing else, I'm just coming here and borrowing a way. Ye Fan said: "Let me introduce to you, this is my good friend Shi Dog, its name is betel nut, you don't have to be afraid, he doesn't bite." ”

Ye Fan, like many dog owners, feels that his dog does not bite. I don't know if it's right or wrong, anyway, many people have it, for example, many people's parents feel that their children are the most well-behaved.

The Infinite Buddha walked over and took a look at the stone dog, it was really powerful, this dog followed Ye Fan in peace, not barking, not making trouble, not being irritable.

"Everybody's gone. ”

The Immeasurable Buddha can be regarded as a sigh of relief, these people are not only here to welcome Ye Fan, but also a big killer, if these people chant the Buddha at the same time, it will have a huge lethality, and when the time comes, you can trap this dog to avoid accidents.

Ye Fan followed Guanyin to the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion, and a figure walked out, which was transformed by the stone dragon. When Shi Long saw the stone dog again, his mood was of course a little different. But he knew very well that with him, it would be very difficult to eat the stone dog.

"Master Ye, you're here to borrow the teleportation array, right? Shi Long said.

The teleportation array, in fact, is in the Hidden Scripture Pavilion, and it is usually not opened, but this time, for the sake of the stone dog, it is already the second time to open.

When I went back this time, there was one less Yang Jian, but everyone knew what was going on, because Sun Wukong had already reported in detail.

"Thank you, senior. Ye Fan admires this kind of predecessor very much.

The three of the Infinite Buddhas, seeing Ye Fan and Sun Wukong and them walking into the teleportation array, breathed a sigh of relief, it can be regarded as sending the stone dog out, and what it makes trouble in the heavenly court in the future has nothing to do with them. It's not that they don't want to do good things, the point is, there's really no way. This stone dog is too weird to provoke.

Ye Fan, Sun Wukong, Roaring Sky Dog, Betel Nut Dog, a line of two dogs, one monkey, and one person, entered the teleportation array, and when they came out again, it was a minute later.

He saw acquaintances, post-Chuchu and arbitrary.

"Two generals, why are you here?" Ye Fan asked strangely.

"Master Ye, you are really powerful, when you come back this time, you can represent Buddhism. This is the Honglu Temple, and it is also the intersection of our Heavenly Court and the teleportation array of the Great Thunder Yin Temple. He said arbitrarily: "If we don't let go here, you won't be able to get by." ”

"Haha...... I see, good brother. Ye Fan walked over and hugged Wu Xuan.

Then, he stretched out his hand to Hou Chuchu and said, "Hou Chuchu, the general of the Tianxiu Army, shake hands, it's been gone for a while." ”

"You're treating it differently. Hou Chuchu slapped Ye Fan's hand and hugged him directly, which made Ye Fan a little embarrassed: "Tut-tut, I thought you shaved off your hair." ”

"Ahaha, I'm just going to Da Lei Yin Temple as a guest, it's not that serious. Ye Fan is still more afraid of meeting a female general like Hou Chuchu.