I'm going to die......

I felt like I was really going to die......

Although I am a bohemian, a Sagittarius who loves me, and have done a lot of ridiculous things since I was a child, this time is definitely the stupidest, second only to the one I came here when I fell drunk and died.

Have you ever tried to drink until you get up the next morning, and your mind seems to have Optimus Prime and Megatron leading his men to "boom boom" and open all kinds of electric light guns The final battle is breaking out.

Yes, I feel like my head is like Cybertron right now, and it's going to perish.

I've never been so embarrassed in my life.

I'm really fed up with altitude sickness! I didn't go to XC or Shangri-La, but I fell on this cottage Mount Tai.

Originally, my plan was to be full of wine and food, and win the game happily, but the teammates of the Huaxia team did not give their best, and finally relied on me to play, what I can remember now is that I watched Han Yuanjun take a sip of wine, read a poem and pretend to be for a long time, and wanted to kill his majesty, so I also learned his appearance.

Think about it, what can a fifteen-proof wine do to me?

But I didn't expect altitude sickness to be so severe...... led to the most humiliating scene in my life, I actually played drunk and crazy ...... at the Taishan Poetry Conference?

There will always be a time in this life when people turn on idiocy mode, but why now......

Wang Feng has been pursuing the ultimate goal of life all his life, and I have achieved it...... I did make the headlines...... But I never expected that it would be because of drunkenness.

Well, now there is one more entry on the Guinness Book of World Records: "The drunkard who is watched by the most people." ”

This is already embarrassing enough, but now that I have been asleep for a day, as soon as I got up, a group of people waved their hands in front of me, and asked, "Teacher Su, do you know what it is?"

What few!?

Excuse me, please ask me what time it is!Can you stop shaking your fingers so fast!?

You're asking a hangover patient, not a test of a pilot's dynamic vision!?

At this time, in the ward, Professor Shen, Zhao Liang, as well as Zhang Min, Ren Na, Ji Qiaoqiao and others all surrounded Su Huai's hospital bed, observing him nervously and excitedly.

Last night, Su Huai's body was still hot, his limbs were cold, he often had difficulty breathing, and severe altitude sickness, but after careful treatment by doctors, it was no big deal.

"Teacher Su, you can rest well. ”

Su Huai sat up slowly, feeling that his body was still a little weak, and asked, "I can't remember what happened, did we advance in the end?"

The crowd described what had happened.

Su Huai shouted in his heart that it was okay, fortunately, the referee did not disqualify me from the competition because I was drunk, otherwise I would really be a joke.

Ji Qiaoqiao looked at Su Huai from the side, and the fox asked, "Brother Xiao Su, is "Will Enter the Wine" really something you did after you got drunk?"

Su Huai knew that everyone had this question, so he laughed and said: "The so-called, green mountains need green water, and good wine gives birth to good poems, I don't drink, I'm afraid I can't write this "Will Enter the Wine"~~"

Everyone was amazed when they heard this, but they didn't expect that there would be such a strange person as Su Huai in the world.

Su Huai's elegant and interesting reasoning couldn't help but be fascinating when he listened, and Zhang Min couldn't help but wonder if he had to get drunk when he was inspired......

Su Huai smiled at this time: "Everyone is worried, by the way, what time is it, is the final of the Taishan Poetry Club about to start?"

Seeing that Su Huai was about to get up, Professor Shen exclaimed: "Xiao Su, what are you still worried about the Taishan Poetry Club, you hurry up now to take care of your body, you can still participate in the next session of the Poetry Club, in case your body is damaged, it will have a big impact." ”

Su Huaike is not only a poet, but also related to the future of the entire Chinese painting world.

At this time, Zhao Liang also anxiously persuaded: "Xiao Su, you should have said it earlier if you have altitude sickness, how can you be stiff? Don't worry, you did well this time, even if you don't participate in the finals, everyone will treat you as a champion." ”

As he spoke, Zhao Liang took out newspapers from his bag.

Su Huai looked at it curiously, and the titles on it were extremely sensational: "Miracle!! Su Huai wrote "Will Enter the Wine" in a drunken mood, and won the second Taishan named poem. - Seoul Evening News

Su Huai created history, successively defeated the two major poets of the book, and became the first person in the history of the Taishan Poetry Society. - "Big Board Chronicle"

"A terrifying Chinese genius, a subversive in the poetry world who sets records, and a man chosen by the god of poetry. —Kyoto Ilbo.

Su Huai looked at these newspapers, couldn't help but be very dissatisfied, frowned, and said: "No matter how you use the photos, I am drunk...... "I am a dignified and jade-faced Xiaolangjun, you choose this way I am holding a wine bottle and drinking wildly, it is obvious that you are deliberately blacking me."

Ren Na said with red eyes next to her: "You still have the heart to laugh~ Do you know that when I heard that you had an accident, this Taishan Hospital was going to be surrounded by poetry fans, and many people cried all night...... I'm afraid you'll have some accidents......"

"yes, yes, for example, a certain dominatrix cried all day. Ji Qiaoqiao said with a smile beside him.

"Fart, I'm crying because I'm wronged, okay! Someone actually said that there was a problem with our Northwest Company's Huadiao wine, so they drank Su Nerd! ”

Seeing Renna's angry appearance, everyone couldn't help laughing, and their mood was much lighter.

Su Huai also breathed a long sigh in his heart, fortunately, although he was drunk and crazy, he didn't delay the business.

At this time, there was a sudden sound of talking outside, as if a lot of people had come.

"Xiao Su is not in this ward. ”

"How's he doing? We're his colleagues. ”

"I'm sorry you didn't go in. ”

Su Huai recognized Director Sun's voice and said to Zhao Liang: "Secretary Zhao, it's my boss who is here." ”

Zhao Liang said to the outside: "Xiaohu, let them in." ”

As soon as the door opened, Director Sun and Director Xu, who had a gloomy face, came in, and there were a group of high-level executives of Jinshi behind them.

As soon as he saw Zhao Liang, President Xu's face also changed, this time Su Huai won the game with the North Korean team, which also surprised him, the Korean Federation of Literary and Art Circles has officially come to notify him to suspend all cooperation with Jinshi, he is not here to visit the patient today, but to criticize Su Huai in public.

Unexpectedly, Secretary Zhao of the Municipal Youth League Committee was also there.

Zhao Liang squinted his eyes to meet him, stretched out his hand and shook hands with Director Xu: "You are Director Xu, I represent the committee, thank Xiao Su for his contribution to our national culture, not only this time, but also the last military song, the political commissar of the military region, and the member Jia of the Youth League Committee, also asked me to bring you a message, saying that you Jinshi has done a great job this time." ”