Chapter 15 [Accidentally Making Friends (Part I)]
Twenty minutes later, Liang Wenbo presented the painting. The woman took the painting, and her originally smiling face suddenly became stunned, and then a pair of willow eyebrows seemed to be about to stand up, and her eyes stared at Liang Wenbo, looking like she was about to breathe fire.
Liang Wenbo seemed to be more surprised than the woman, and said, "Not satisfied?"
"Satisfied with your M size!" The woman burst into foul language, tore the painting to pieces with a few brushes, and threw it on Liang Wenbo's head, "Stinky rascal, you wait for me!"
Watching the woman leave angrily, Mo Fan was suddenly overjoyed.
Liang Wenbo was puzzled and said: "It doesn't make sense, if she wears so little, doesn't she just want to show it? If it weren't for my see-through eyes, how could she have the opportunity to paint a nude portrait with her clothes on!"
Mo Fan laughed and said, "You have clairvoyance?"
Liang Wenbo said confidently: "I don't believe you let the woman take off her clothes just now, my painting is definitely the same as her body." ”
What kind of see-through eye is this, isn't it just observing the human body through clothes? Mo Fan said: "Although people are dressed coolly, it doesn't mean that people want to be light." ”
Liang Wenbo said vigorously: "If you weren't there, it would definitely not be this kind of result! With such a big light bulb as you, of course she would have to express herself!"
Mo Fan said disdainfully: "Don't be lazy with me, I think you should worry about yourself first." As he spoke, he nodded his chin behind Liang Wenbo.
Liang Wenbo turned his head and saw that the woman who had just left walked briskly towards this side with four or five strong men, obviously the previous sentence "You wait for me" was not a false text, and exclaimed: "Damn, it turns out that there are men, no wonder you have to pretend to be serious." As he spoke, he packed up his coat, charcoal, and other things.
Mo Fan said with a smile: "Painting girls is risky, and you must be cautious when picking up girls." ”
"I didn't want to that woman, at most I wanted her to model for me for a few days. ”
"It would be nice if I could sleep with a nude model, wouldn't it?"
"That's it. Liang Wenbo said quickly, inadvertently exposing his dirty thoughts.
After he cleaned up, he put the painting folder on his back, and saw that Mo Fan was still sitting on the grass, and said hurriedly: "Let's go, what are you waiting for?"
Mo Fan said: "I didn't provoke her, you better run away by yourself." Don't worry, I'll say I don't know you!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard the woman shout, "It's those two stinky rascals!"
Mo Fan seemed to have a spring under his body, stood up suddenly, and ran to the other side with Liang Wenbo, thinking depressedly in his heart, why did I become a stinky hooligan?
The two men ran out of another gate in the park, turned two streets, and when they turned back to see that there were no pursuers, they stopped.
"It's bad luck to know you!" Mo Fan said as he gasped.
"Let you gloat!" Liang Wenbo said with a breathless smile, "This is called benefit sharing, risk sharing!"
Mo Fan had to admit that this guy's words made a lot of sense. The park is so big, why do you want to watch this guy paint? If you look at it, why bother using this guy's stall to make money? Who would think that they were in a group, and they were almost beaten up by a few strong men, so it can be seen that even if they are cheap, they can't be greedy!
The two rested for a while, their breath gradually evened out, and Liang Wenbo said, "Let's go, go drink something, my throat is about to smoke!"
Mo Fan had no objection, he was also thirsty, nodded and said, "You have a treat!"
"Didn't you make money?"
"You earn more than me!"
"That's a lot of labor I put in!"
"Please, it's tiring to watch you draw from the side!"
Mo Fan is not a stingy person, Liang Wenbo is a master who is not bad for money, and the two argue about it, but they think it is very interesting to stink each other.
Generally, only very familiar friends will joke with each other, and they have not known each other for a long time, which fully demonstrates what it means to smell like each other.
The two of them walked into an alley, intending to pass through it and go to the street at the other end.
"Hey, that girl is in good shape!" Liang Wenbo stretched out his hand and pointed forward as if he had discovered a new continent.
It was a tall woman, walking in the same direction as them, wearing a short-sleeved T-shirt, jeans, travel shoes, and a long ponytail with her hair tied back at the back of her head. Although it's just a back, the simple clothes are a little sassy.
Mo Fan secretly praised in his heart, this guy claims to have perspective eyes, but his vision is unique. But he said: "Haven't you heard of a thousand in the back and 30,000 in the front?"
Liang Wenbo laughed and said, "I've always paid more attention to my figure, and my face is secondary. ”
Mo Fan said again: "Didn't you notice that she was darker?"
Liang Wenbo immediately had a different opinion: "That's not called black, that's called healthy wheat color." I guess I often sunbathe on the beach. Bikini or something, I like it the most. ”
"Don't you have clairvoyance?"
"That's it, but it's not intuitive!"
The two of them discussed critically in the back, and after walking for a while, the woman in front entered a nearby courtyard.
Having lost the goal of discussion, Liang Wenbo deeply regretted and said, "Shouldn't I go in and get to know him?"
Mo Fan said: "Don't blame me for not reminding you, that girl's shoulders are wider than ordinary women, and her arms are a little thicker, and she obviously often exercises her upper body strength." If you're beaten, I'll just call you an ambulance. ”
Liang Wenbo's eyes lit up and said: "Beach volleyball? This kind of athletic woman is more energetic, and she is more suitable for painting than delicate chicks." ”
Mo Fan glanced at this guy and said, "Just draw it?"
Liang Wenbo said with a smile: "It's okay to do some exercises after painting!"
Mo Fan said disdainfully: "I was panting like a dog when I ran so many steps just now, I'm afraid you can't cope with your little body." ”
"Damn, like you didn't catch your breath just now!"
"Anyway, better than you. ”
"Why don't you go up?"
"Forget it, it's not my thing. I like women with long flowing hair, and that girl's hair may not be as long as yours. ”
The two of them walked while talking, and suddenly found that there was no road ahead, and they walked into a dead end.
Liang Wenbo suddenly said with disdain: "How did you lead the way?"
Mo Fan said angrily: "Aren't you leading the way?"
The two stared wide-eyed, and finally sighed together.
"It shouldn't be a dead end, maybe you just went wrong, and then go back and look for it?" Liang Wenbo proposed.
"Could it be that you still turn over from here?" Mo Fan said angrily.
The two turned their heads and were stunned to see a woman in sunglasses standing in the middle of the road with her hands crossed, the same chick they had been talking about all the way after entering the alley.
Although there are more sunglasses to cover it, it can still be seen that this woman should not be more than 25 years old, and she is definitely not the kind that scares 30,000 people to death. Not only is it not ugly, it can even be said to be beautiful, but the look on her face is not good-looking at all, and it makes people wonder if the eyes behind the sunglasses hide a fierce light like a knife.
Liang Wenbo glanced at Mo Fan, and there was a hint of triumph in his eyes, as if he wanted to show that he hadn't looked away.
Mo Fan frowned slightly, feeling that this guy still had this kind of mind now, and he was really indebted, and said, "There's nothing to paint here, let's go somewhere else." ”
Liang Wenbo reacted immediately, nodded and said, "Yes, yes." ”
The two of them walked forward as if nothing had happened, and the woman stood motionless in the middle. Fortunately, the road is relatively wide, and the space on both sides of her is enough to pass.
Both of them were a little nervous as they passed the woman. After taking a leap of transcendence, Liang Wenbo secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to say something to Mo Fan, when he suddenly felt that someone was pulling him from behind, and this time he was so strong that he suddenly flew out upside down and fell to the ground.
This time it was really a hard fall, Liang Wenbo landed on his back, feeling that his internal organs seemed to be displaced, and he almost didn't come up in one breath. Seeing the woman walking towards him, he hurriedly blocked the painting clip in front of him and shouted, "Don't hit your face!"
The woman stepped forward and punched the clip, shattering the clip, leaving her strength in Liang Wenbo's face. Liang Wenbo felt a pain in his nose, and suddenly his eyes were full of stars, and soon he had a long nosebleed, a miserable scene.
Mo Fan was very surprised when he saw Liang Wenbo being K.O in front of him. Obviously, this athletic chick usually doesn't practice beach volleyball, but the ability to fight.
"If you have something to say, don't be rude!" he hurriedly shouted, hoping to convince people with virtue.
But if the woman didn't take him at all, she would come and fly.
Mo Fan shouted bad luck in his heart. Liang Wenbo's mouth is so owed, you just use your fists, I echoed a few words at most, how can you get on your feet, is the accomplice more hated than the main criminal? This is not scientific!
At the same time, his mind was surprisingly calm, and he saw the way the woman's foot was coming, turned his head sideways to avoid it, and at the same time held his two arms to the woman's calves and pushed upwards hard.
The woman didn't expect Mo Fan to be able to resist, and suddenly her center of gravity tilted backwards. But she left room for this kick, and she put it away quickly, and she took two steps back to stabilize her figure.
"Okay!" Liang Wenbo saw that the woman didn't kick Mo Fan, but he almost fell, and immediately shouted excitedly.
Mo Fan said angrily: "Shut up!"
In his life on the heteroplane, he has practiced Chinese martial arts for many years, and at the same time has dabbled in a variety of Eastern and Western techniques, and has fought with real swords and guns on the battlefield, and is a real fighting master.
Although he has those skills and experience now, his body is very weak, and both strength and flexibility are too far behind. It's like a master of internal strength who has been abolished in martial arts novels, and he can't even give full play to one percent of his strength. Otherwise, you wouldn't need two hands to hold that just now.
With his current level, bullying Liang Wenbo is still so-so. The chick in front of him is a practitioner, just a fight, Mo Fan knows that the gap between the two sides is too big. And Liang Wenbo was still shouting next to him, didn't this add fuel to the fire and make him beat him a little harder?
The woman stepped forward again and punched Mo Fan in the face.
Mo Fan knew that this punch was a tentative move, but if he didn't dodge or dodge, he would be beaten solidly, and at the same time he turned his head sideways, he hugged his hands in front of his chest, ready to block the blow behind.
Helplessly, his brain could react, but his body couldn't keep up, and he saw the little girl's punch coming through the gap between his arms, and his chest was firmly hit.