Chapter 1866 Giving birth to a meat ball
In order to hide the embarrassment, Li Yong finally told the perspective of the situation: "To tell you the truth, what you are pregnant with is not a human being, nor a dog, but a meat ball, this meat ball is as big as a baby's head, smaller than a puppy, it will not be too difficult to give birth, so you should not work too hard." ”
"Okay, okay, I got it. Dahu hurriedly agreed. Then he suddenly asked in a panic: "Brother Yong, what will I give birth to?" I used to be a Tibetan mastiff, and I should have given birth to a little Tibetan mastiff; now I am a human being, and I should also give birth to a person! How can it be a meat ball? Brother Yong, this is too unreasonable!"
Li Yong comforted: "Don't be nervous, when Nezha was born, he was also a meat ball, maybe you will give birth to Nezha." Now, you only know what it will be if you give birth to the balls first. ”
"Good. The big tiger agreed, and when he felt the fart intention, he hurriedly held back.
After making sure that the big tiger wouldn't fart again, Li Yong got under the sheets again and continued to help the big tiger deliver the baby.
At the same time, Li Yong was still looking through the meat ball, trying to see whether it was a person or a dog in the meat ball.
What made Li Yong feel strange was that it seemed that he looked at it again, and he felt that it was neither like a human nor a dog inside.
It's like a ball! It's a fluffy ball.
After waiting for a long time, seeing that the big tiger was working hard on his arms, legs, teeth, and neck, he just couldn't use his buttocks and couldn't give birth, Li Yong was also very helpless. With a sigh, he had to raise his hand and press it on the tiger's lower abdomen, input a few drops of spiritual liquid, and carefully push the meat ball out of it.
The spiritual liquid conjured up a small hand that was also like a puff of gas, and with a gentle push of the meat ball, the meat ball began to roll outward. This time, the big tiger didn't need to exert any strength, and he was able to give birth to the meat ball.
Li Yong found that his spiritual fluid was better than the closest equipment used by modern medical technology to deliver babies.
As the meat ball slowly rolled out, Li Yong caught it with both hands, feeling that he had finally succeeded, and Li Yong felt that he was really smart. The only thing that is not smart enough is that I didn't use this method in advance, otherwise I wouldn't have to wait for half a day.
Originally, Li Yong thought that the big tiger could be born as soon as he used his strength.
Because the big tiger has a burly body and a large pelvis, it is easy to give birth! Who knew that the big tiger would have a difficult birth! If this was in ancient times, when the medical conditions were not developed, it was very likely that it would be one corpse and two lives!
Wrapping the little meat ball with a blanket, Li Yong held it in front of the big tiger: "Look, this is what you were born with." ”
The big tiger snorted and cried: "Everyone else can give birth to a baby, why would I give birth to a meat ball?"
"Don't be sad, maybe there's a fairy hidden in the meat ball. Li Yong comforted.
"How is that possible? There is no sign of life at all. The big tiger's tears still couldn't be stopped.
I thought I would give birth to a baby that looked the same as Li Yong, but now it seems that it is better to give birth to a baby dog.
Even a baby dog is stronger than a meat ball!
Li Yong thought of Li Jing lifting a knife to chop the meat ball, and split the meat ball with a knife, and Nezha jumped out.
Li Yong thought, do you have to use a knife to split the meat ball, so that the gods inside will pop out?
However, what if one of the immortals inside was hacked to death?
Squinting his eyes, Li Yong thought crankily as he looked inside the meat ball again. However, he still couldn't tell what was inside. It seems to be a lump of meat, and the meat is still wrapped in a clump of gray hair.
Whether it's perspective
, or induction, Li Yong did not find the slightest sign of life.
Li Yong was also very helpless, not knowing whether to drop this useless meat ball.
Just when the big tiger washed his face with tears, just when Li Yong was at a loss, the meat ball suddenly rolled. It was this roll that not only scared the big tiger, but also jumped Li Yong.
How can you still move when there are no signs of life?
At the moment when the meat ball jumped, Li Yong and Da Hu both sensed the vitality, yes, there was life in the meat ball.
It's just that I don't know why, but I can't feel it just now.
What shocked Li Yong and Da Hu even more was that after the meat ball rolled, it jumped directly from Li Yong's hand into Da Hu's arms, and shouted in a childish voice: "Mom." ”
With this sound, I saw that the outside of the meat ball cracked, like a dirty eggshell cracked, and after the cracking, the inside was a white fluffy white, not as white as a snowflake, it turned out to be a ball of white hair.
White Fur shook his body and came out of the eggshell, on which grew a small head and four small short legs.
Then, a small tail swung back and forth.
The head and tail are added together, and they are only the size of Li Yong's palm!
It's a dog, it's a little white dog that was born and can talk.
Looking at the little white dog and the eggshell-like thing, Li Yong suddenly realized.
It turned out that it was not a ball of meat, but a little white dog wrapped in a strange energy shield.
It's not that Li Yong can't see it, but Li Yong has no experience in this area.
It's like doing a B-ultrasound film in the hospital, some people know what the situation is at a glance, while some people just can't understand it. Although Li Yong has a clairvoyant eye, he didn't understand it because it was the first time he encountered this situation. Therefore, it was said before that the big tiger was pregnant with a meat ball, and he couldn't tell whether it was a human or a dog.
The average puppy is born with no way to stand up or open its eyes.
And this little white dog can not only jump, but also twist its little head and look around.
Looking at the powerful limbs and blazing dog eyes, there is actually the demeanor of a wolf king.
It's just that the little white dog was not confused by the new things around him, and first glanced at Li Yong, Li Yong found that the little white dog's eyes were actually disdainful. Then, the little white dog stared at the big tiger, grinned, and immediately threw himself into the big tiger's arms, and barked happily: "Mom." ”
Li Yong rubbed his eyes, thinking that he had seen it wrong, because how could a dog laugh?
He also thought that his ears had heard wrong, because how could a dog call its mother?
Can laugh and call mom, is this still a dog?
A mother directly called the big tiger to a flood of maternal love: "Baby, my dear baby." ”
The big tiger hugged the little white dog, kissed and kissed, but it was not enough.
"Baba. The little white dog suddenly looked at Li Yong, barked crisply, and then broke free from the embrace of the big tiger and suddenly jumped towards Li Yong. Li Yong's legs were weak, and he almost sat on the ground.
For a moment, Li Yong wanted to turn around and run;
However, seeing that the little white dog had jumped over, and his palm-sized body was suspended in the air, Li Yong couldn't bear it to fall to the floor, so he finally reached out and caught it, and said seriously: "I'm not your poop, don't scream." ”
The little white dog sniffed Li Yong with his nose: "You are my poop, and the smell on your body is me."
The taste of poop, why don't you admit that it's me? You say, why do you do that?"
, this is still a fierce question! Is there a dog who disrespects your father so much?
In my life, I understand so much, this is Chengjing!
However, Li Yong couldn't refute it, because this dog recognized him as a baba as soon as he was born, and he didn't discuss it with Dahu! Dahu didn't tell the puppy that Li Yong was a baba!
Also, Dahu also said before that Li Yong is the baby's poop!
This makes Li Yong also a little convinced that he may really be the poop of the little white dog!
However, this is really difficult for Li Yong to accept!
One ear can make a big tiger pregnant, and Li Yong is a little scared now!
Is it possible to treat infertility diseases with your own body and blood?
Not only can it be treated, but it can also make the other party pregnant directly, which is amazing!
It seems that in the future, Li Lingdemon will no longer be able to eat his blood, what if she gets pregnant?
Seeing Li Yong's thoughtful look and ignoring himself, the little white dog suddenly raised his voice and said angrily: "You liar, big villain, do you want to abandon me and my mother together? We won't forgive you......"
In this way, the little white dog jumped into the arms of the big tiger from Li Yong's hands, and cried: "Mom, how could you find such an irresponsible bad man? He is really embarrassing to the men......
Li Yong couldn't laugh or cry a little! Nima, this is a bad man?
The problem is that Li Yong really hasn't had a relationship with Dahu, this can't be his flesh and blood!
If he really got tired of being crooked with the big tiger, Li Yong would admit it!
Now, let Li Yong recognize this little white dog as his son, Li Yong himself is not a taste in his heart!
Well, Li Yong doesn't want to defend himself either.
Seeing that this dog can speak all his life, and knows so many things, he will definitely turn into a human in the future, and maybe he will have a bright future! There is nothing wrong with recognizing this son.
So, Li Yong changed his words and said: "Xiaobai, I'm your baba, don't cry." ”
As a result, the little white dog was not happy: "No, you are not my baba, you are a bad man with a good brain." Seeing that my mother was beautiful, you bullied my mother, and you were not responsible after the bullying, you are a bad ......"
Li Yong was directly messy, and he was looked down upon by a newborn dog baby.
I really want to slap this nonsense dog to death.
The big tiger gently patted the little white dog's head: "Strange, he is your Baba, call it Baba......"
The little white dog glanced at Li Yong at this time, sat on the chest of the big tiger, and said angrily: "I listened to my mother's words, so I reluctantly regarded you as a poop! Why are you still standing stupidly? My mother has just given birth to me, and I am in confinement! Confinement, do you understand? Now my mother's body is very weak, why don't you hurry up and make something delicious to eat...... drink?"
Damn, is this a son? How can he be better than Lao Tzu?
Li Yong had a feeling of being called around by the little white dog.
After thinking about it, Li Yong also felt that the current big tiger had just given birth to a little white dog, and his body was a little weak.
According to the words of the ancestors, during the confinement period, we must eat and replenish, recuperate, and take care of ourselves.
So, Li Yong discussed: "Big Tiger, I'll send you into the Medicine King Stone and ask Sister He to take care of you, okay?"
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