Text Chapter 56 The Temptation of Beauty Pill
"Sister, you dissipate your anger, aren't I coming back? Look, it's good. Lu Chen sneered, hurriedly made amends, and looked at Yan Shu's tearful appearance, he couldn't help but feel distressed.
In this world, to be able to have a woman shed tears for herself, Lu Chen feels that this life is worth it!
"Hmph, what does it matter to me if you don't come back, I don't bother to pay attention to you!" Yan Shu said hatefully, glared at Lu Chen fiercely, and then twisted his sexy waist into the house.
"Hehe!" Lu Chen sneered, ignoring me, why are you leaving the door open?
When I entered the house, there were already sumptuous delicacies on the table, and there were even two bottles of good wine, and Yan Xiaotong's little girl was hiding under the table to eat secretly.
"Xiaotong, Uncle Lu is back!" Lu Chen was in a good mood and said loudly.
"Shhhhhhhh
At this moment, Yan Shuxin came out of the kitchen with a plate in his hand, and happened to see Xiaotong, and immediately scolded: "Xiaotong, why are you stealing food again? Didn't I tell you? I have to wait for Uncle Lu to come back and eat together." ”
Yan Xiaotong shrunk his neck, his cheeks were still bulging, and he muttered in a low voice: "Got it!"
"Next time, break your hand!" Yan Shuxin scolded.
Yan Xiaotong was immediately aggrieved, and there were tears rolling in his eyes!
"Sister Shuxin, don't blame Xiaotong, she's still so young. Lu Chen hurriedly said.
"Shut up, and you, what are you doing running out quietly? and deceiving me, what is too old man? You can tell me, what does too old man look like?"
Yan Shu thought about that phone call and felt unhappy in his heart, what kind of bastard dared to say that he was going to destroy himself, and he would imprison himself in the gossip furnace for 108,000 years, a god stick?
"Sister, I'm wronged!" Lu Chen wanted to cry without tears, why was he so stupid, knowing that Sister Shu Xin was still angry, he even stupidly led the war to himself, now it's okay, who to reason with?
Lu Chen looked at Yan Xiaotong as if asking for help, and said in his heart, little girl, uncle, I helped you anyway, why do you have to help your uncle say a few good words, right?
I never thought that Xiaotong, this girl, was covering her small mouth and snickering at the moment, and her big eyes were squinting together!
Lu Chen instantly understood that the feelings of this little girl were deliberate! The mother and daughter really had a tacit understanding, as if they had discussed it!
"Uncle Lu, you're blushing!" the little girl suddenly said.
When Lu Chen heard this, he really wanted to pick up this little girl and beat her ass a few times, it was too bad, who did she learn it from?
"Wronged? Tell me, why are you wronged? Don't tell me that you really saw Taishang Laojun. Yan Shuxin didn't forget to say while serving Lu Chen a meal.
Lu Chen's eyes rolled, and he took the rice handed over by Yan Shuxin, and said flatteringly: "Sister Shuxin is the best for me, and the little brother is really grateful." ”
"Don't change the subject, let me tell you, if you don't explain it to me today, don't call me sister in the future. Yan Shuxin said, tears began to bloom in her beautiful eyes.
At this moment, Lu Chen was at a loss, he was not afraid of anything in this life, he was afraid of women crying, especially the women he cared about the most.
Lu Chen knew that she was annoying Yan Shuxin, she was really angry, and the reason why she was angry was definitely worried about herself.
After all, this kind of thing about going to see Taishang Laojun is really unbelievable, these days, there are many liars who pretend to be gods, Yan Shuxin must be worried that he will be deceived by that kind of person.
Lu Chen was moved for a while, put down the bowl, looked at Yan Shuxin's eyes, and said seriously, "Sister, you sit down first, I'll tell you carefully, believe me, I really didn't lie to you." ”
Saying that, Lu Chen couldn't care about eating, his right hand stretched out, and a strong fragrance pill appeared out of thin air in his palm, and said seriously: "This pill is called the Beauty Pill, it was specially refined by Taishang Laojun for your sister last night, and eating it can not only beautify your beauty, but also keep your youth forever!"
To say that this Taishang Laojun is really good to Lu Chen, not only refined a magical tricycle for Lu Chen, but also refined many pills suitable for mortals for Lu Chen, such as what beauty pill detoxification pill or something, it can be said that there is everything.
This is Taishang Laojun, and if he changes to another person, I am afraid there is no way to refine so many things overnight.
"Brother, who have you been brainwashed? Where is there any Taishang Lao Jun in this world? Where is there any elixir of eternal youth? If so, why didn't those ancient emperors and sages get it?"
Yan Shuxin was no longer in the mood to eat, she was very worried about Lu Chen, in her heart, Lu Chen was her own brother, and she didn't want Lu Chen to be deceived by those magic sticks.
If you lose money, it's a small thing, but if you are brainwashed and the whole person becomes abnormal, that's a big thing.
Lu Chen knew that this matter was very incredible, just by saying that it was useless, he couldn't convince Yan Shuxin at all, and then shouted: "Machine Spirit, you get out of here!"
The machine spirit is just a little old man the size of a palm, and he also has unfathomable and profound mana, if the little old man of the machine spirit is allowed to show a few real kung fu, Lu Chen believes that there is nothing more convincing to Yan Shu than this.
"Boy, remember my old man if you're in trouble?"
An abrupt voice sounded, and suddenly there was a little old man the size of a palm in the room, with a snow-white beard, a fairy wind and a somewhat obscene face, wearing a Taoist robe and a cane, floating in the void, looking at Lu Chen with a reluctant expression.
"What, you're still not happy, aren't you?" Lu Chen glared and said unhappily.
You're just a machine spirit, and you're always so arrogant for Mao? In the end, am I the master or are you the master?
Yan Shuxin and Yan Xiaotong were stunned for a long time, the little old man who suddenly appeared scared them, and they didn't see how the little old man appeared at all, as if he appeared out of thin air, this is a little too weird, right?
"What the hell?" Yan Shuxin rubbed his eyes vigorously, his face pale.
Yan Xiaotong was very calm, looking at the little old man floating in the air with a pair of big eyes, and asked cutely, "Villain, who are you?"
"Villain, am I small?" Ji Ling was suddenly extremely depressed, but there was no way to refute it, the palm is big, what is not small?
"Little old man, why don't you hurry up and introduce yourself?" Lu Chen shouted for a long time.
"Boy, don't deceive people too much!" the machine spirit suddenly blew his beard and glared, and jumped like thunder.
"Then you can introduce yourself. Lu Chen also glared.
For the little old man, Lu Chen can understand it, this guy is very arrogant and very good at bragging, the better you treat him, the more arrogant he is, and the more fierce you are to him, he will be angry. I just didn't understand this before, so I was ridiculed by the machine spirit several times.
In fact, Lu Chen should have thought of this a long time ago, how could Hongjun Ancestor put a creature that was not under his control by his side, in case he accidentally backlashed one day, wouldn't he, the number one courier of the Three Realms, be gone?
How could a dignified Heavenly Dao do such a thing without the slightest certainty?
"Count you ruthless!" The machine spirit finally compromised, honestly, and introduced himself in a proper manner, of course, he did not forget to praise himself, and said that he was more than a saint.
In this regard, Lu Chen didn't say anything, just let this little old man sigh, anyway, no matter how much he broke it, he had to take care of it himself.
As the little old man introduced himself, Yan Shuxin was dumbfounded, and his beautiful eyes widened, all of which were incredible. A table of good dishes can't arouse her interest, and it seems that she is more interested in the beauty pill in Lu Chen's hand!
"Bring it, hurry up!" In the end, Yan Shuxin didn't say anything, and directly stretched out his hand and shouted.
"What to take?" Lu Chen's face was confused, could it be that he was so shocked that he was stupid?
"Why are you so stupid, Beauty Dan!" Xiaotong, the little girl, said on the side.
"Oh, good. Lu Chen hurriedly sent a beauty pill.
Suddenly, Yan Shuxin snatched the beauty pill from Lu Chen's hand like lightning, and immediately stuffed it into his mouth, and at the same time, he was afraid of choking, and drank a glass of wine violently.
This time it was Lu Chen's turn to be shocked, woman, for the sake of beauty, it's amazing!
Yan Shuxin, who had eaten the beauty pill, couldn't care about eating anymore, so he ran to the room and looked in the mirror, wanting to see if the elixir refined by Taishang Laojun was really so effective.
Sure enough, Yan Shuxin in the mirror could clearly see that his skin was changing rapidly, and black dirt began to appear on his body, Yan Shuxin, who usually likes to read novels, immediately thought that this must be the effect of the beauty pill, those black dirt are the waste in the body, and when the waste is eliminated, he will be reborn and become a peerless beauty!
Lu Chen ignored it, although he also wanted to see the effect of Yan Shuxin after eating the beauty pill, but it was not in a hurry, the beauty pill refined by Taishang Laojun was specially refined for mortals, it was impossible to have the effect of a real elixir, and mortals could not withstand the powerful medicinal power of the elixir at all.
There was a table of sumptuous meals, only Lu Chen was eating alone, and even Yan Xiaotong, the little girl, was clamoring to eat candy, because she saw that her mother also ate a candy, and heard that after eating sugar, she would become beautiful, and the little girl suddenly became energetic and wanted to become beautiful.
Lu Chen can't do it, the beauty pill can't be given to Yan Xiaotong, she is still so young, but the other elixirs are okay, it is a tonic medicine specially prepared by Taishang Laojun for Lu Chen, it is for Lu Chen's cultivation to improve his physique, the medicinal properties are mellow, and there are absolutely no side effects, suitable for all ages!
So, the little girl grabbed a handful of pills and stuffed them into her mouth one by one, and complained vigorously: "Uncle Lu, where did you buy the broken candy from, it's not delicious at all." ”
Lu Chen was speechless, and couldn't help asking, "If it's not delicious, you still eat it?"
The little girl was straightforward and said seriously: "Because I want to be beautiful, I want to be more beautiful than my mother!"