Chapter 265: Sloppy Confused Immortal
As Qin Ming spoke, he took out his mobile phone to open the video playback interface, from Ke'er calling for ice cream to the gray suit woman in a gray suit suddenly stopped halfway through, the two collided together, and all of them were played in full.
The woman's face turned blue and red when she watched the video, and finally turned into a pig's liver color in the crusade of everyone......
"I'm sorry! I was wrong!" the woman in the light gray suit had no choice but to apologize.
Qin Ming rubbed the back of Ke'er's head and said softly: "Ke'er, you see that Auntie has apologized, shall we forgive her?"
Although Qin Ming didn't plan to bypass the women in light gray suits so easily, in front of the children, as an elder, he naturally had to be more generous, otherwise what would the children do if they learned badly.
Kerr nodded obediently.
Children are children after all, and they don't hold grudges like adults.
Being disturbed by the women like this, Qin Ming naturally had no interest in continuing to eat, and asked Li Yilin and the children, and they were all the same. So everyone packed their bags and left.
After returning home, Qin Ming couldn't wait to go back to his room.
"System, help me summon the master-Confused Immortal. Qin Ming said.
The system wanted to persuade him, but seeing the firmness in his eyes, he had to comply.
Boom!
A cloud of white mist exploded in the room, but he didn't see anyone but smelled it, and before Qin Ming could see the shadow of the confused immortal, a strong smell of wine had already spread in his room.
"It's so heavy with wine, could it be that the confused fairy is a drunkard?" Qin Ming fixed his eyes and looked into the white mist, only to see that in the haze, a bad old man with a wine gourd was lying on the floor, gulping down the wine.
"Hey, how did I get here?" The confused fairy stood up in a daze, staggering around, and his erratic gaze finally stayed on Qin Ming's body, "Boy, did you get me here?"
Uh, looks like ......
This gamble is a bit of a loss......
Qin Ming swallowed his saliva, and his heart suddenly suppressed uncomfortable, but after all, the other party was an immortal, and he was his master for a period of time in the future, so he still bowed respectfully. "Disciple Qin Ming, meet the master ......"
Before the master's Fu could speak, he was interrupted by the Confused Immortal.
"Hey, hey, what's the situation? I've never confiscated an apprentice ......" Confused Immortal took a big sip of wine and burped, the smell of wine coming out of his stomach made the system shrink and shrink into Qin Ming's arms with a bitter face.
The smell of hiccup wine had not yet dissipated, but a foul smell slowly came from behind the confused fairy, the system couldn't bear it anymore, and without saying hello, he returned to Qin Ming's mobile phone in a flash.
It is said that the Confused Immortal is the most confused in Heaven, but I have never heard that the Confused Immortal is so sloppy, even if the body is in tatters, the smell of alcohol all over the body can be endured, this burp fart is too much!
"That...... It's the apprenticeship function of the Heavenly Court Douyin system, I spent 80,000 points to choose you......" Qin Ming frowned and explained, if he could make a new choice, even if he was killed, he would definitely not choose this foolish immortal.
After listening to Qin Ming's words, the confused fairy seemed to understand a little, and raised his hand to stuff the wine gourd into his mouth again, but this time he waited with his neck up for a long time, and he didn't see the wine flowing down, so he sighed heavily: "Eh, there's no wine......"
Belch......
Can you listen to me?
Qin Ming roared in his heart, but thinking that the other party was his master, he had to suppress the irritability in his heart, and said patiently: "Master Foolish Immortal, that, I once learned to make wine with the Hundred Flowers Fairy for a while, if you don't dislike it, I'll bring some over?"
"Oh?" Confused Fairy's eyes lit up as soon as he heard that there was wine.
Seeing this, Qin Ming couldn't help but sigh, maybe the confused immortals would only be confused when they talked about wine......
He had watched TV series before, and he knew what the immortal family would form, even if it was a small wine gourd, it could contain a river of water.
Qin Ming naturally didn't have that much wine, but he still brought a whole large wooden barrel: "Master Confused Immortal, I don't have much wine here, you can dress appropriately......"
When the foolish fairy saw the wine, it was as if he had lost his soul, and the whole person immediately threw himself next to the wine barrel, opened the cork, and he lowered his body and sniffed it fiercely, and the mellow smell of wine made him extremely satisfied.
"Good wine, good wine!" the confused fairy laughed heartily, buried his head and drank it, that posture, where is the appearance of a fairy.
I don't know how much wine he drank, and as he drank it, the foolish fairy crawled motionless on the barrel......
Nima, don't drink to death!
Qin Ming was shocked, and hurriedly went to probe the Confused Immortal's snort, feeling that there was still breath, he took a long breath.
If the Confused Immortal hung up so inexplicably, Qin Mingke would jump into the Yellow River and couldn't wash it off, but fortunately, the Confused Immortal should have just drunk too much wine and got drunk.
Qin Ming sighed helplessly, dragging the Confused Immortal aside, as for why he didn't let the latter go to bed, it was really Qin Ming who couldn't let go of his heart......
He felt sorry for his bed.
"That's it, let's just take 80,000 points to float in the water......" Qin Ming shrugged his shoulders, he was also very helpless with such a master.
But having said that, he still has to do his duty as a disciple, such as helping the confused immortals to pretend to drink.
At first, Qin Ming thought that the wine gourd of the confused immortals, even if it was not as exaggerated as in TV, could hold the water of a river, no matter how it could at least fit a few ponds.
But I didn't find out until I installed it......
Nima, this is an ordinary gourd!
Just a few liters of water, and it's full?
Qin Ming's face was full of black lines, if he asked him who the most incompetent immortal in Heavenly Court was, he would probably be the first to think of the one lying at his feet now.
The foolish fairy slept from noon to dinner.
Qin Ming didn't plan to go out to eat for dinner, but asked Li Yilin to buy a lot of dumpling wrappers and fillings, and took all the children to make dumplings together.
More than 20 children, you pinch it, I'll help it, the efficiency is not bad.
With the first batch of dumplings in the pot, the burst of fragrance permeated the house, the Chinese eat dumplings, the south loves soup, and the north likes to eat dry fishing and dipping sauce.
Qin Ming is from the south, but there are many people at this time, so for convenience, he let everyone eat dried dumplings. Because of the limited capacity of the pot, there were not many dumplings in the first batch, and each of the more than 20 children could only get two or three.
But it is always more fragrant to eat separately than to eat alone in a large bowl......
Especially now, when the house is full of people, it is a dumpling made by themselves, and it is even more enjoyable to eat.
Even after many years, when these children have grown up and tasted countless delicacies from the mountains and seas, if they are asked about the most impressive meal, they will still answer this meal without hesitation.
And just when everyone was rejoicing in eating, the door of Qin Ming's room suddenly opened.