Chapter 712 on the subject of dogs
"Eat slowly, what's the hurry? Are your former shovelers poor? Hungry you like this. Ye Fan began to play the idea of the previous shovel officer to enhance his reputation: "Look at how good I am to you, I still have a lot here, and you will follow me in the future, and I will ensure that you will eat and drink spicy food." ”
As soon as these words came out, Ye Fan also felt weird, how did this line look a bit like a local tyrant in ancient times, going to those colored buildings to find a girl, and if he took a fancy to it, he launched a money offensive and took it home as a small one.
This dog, no matter what Ye Fan said, didn't say a word anyway, rolling in the cauldron, rolling around, eating while rolling, how jubilant......
This dog is not easy to raise.
Ye Fan took out a packet of chili powder and threw it in, if you don't give me face, I won't give you face.
"Wang, Wang......" As soon as the dog touched the chili powder, it began to bark incessantly, as if sneezing.
"Hmph, I thought you were a mute dog, so you could bark. Ye Fan sneered, "Unfamiliar little wolf cubs." ”
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"Suck ......"
In front of the mirror, three people, one monkey, and one stone dragon, all gasped, what are you doing? What are you doing here? What are you scolding dogs? Do you know what breed this is? This is a dog with horns on its head, and its origin is not simple, if you provoke other dogs, get angry, roar, and kill, then what should you do?
If you want to make this dog angry, you can, go farther, even in Pan Taoyuan, they think it's okay, but this is near the Da Lei Yin Temple, isn't this causing trouble?
"Guanyin, didn't you raise a golden retriever? You go and teach him how to be a shovel officer. In these days, although we are not against pets, we can't affect the lives of the neighborhood. Sun Wukong looked at Guanyin and made his own suggestion.
Although he is a big monkey, there is no way that the strength of this stone dog is too strong, and it may not be under the Buddha, and besides, this stone dog is not a Buddha, and he will not reason with you. Therefore, he is also quite scared of the other party.
"My mount is well-behaved, quite Buddha-like, and kind-hearted, which is not quite like this stone dog. Guanyin didn't plan to go over, "Moreover, that stone dog may not like me, after all, we just dealt with him together." ”
"Then keep an eye on it, it's a nuisance. Shi Long left such a sentence, and left, going back to continue to be his scripture pavilion.
The people left at the scene took a deep breath, this is really a big problem, after all, the origin of this stone dog is not very innocent.
"Why don't you find Erlang God? He is the most famous shovel official in the heavenly realm, not only is he strong, but he also raises a dog, which is also the first dog in the world. "The Immeasurable Buddha has no other way at present, but he doesn't believe in Ye Fan very much from the bottom of his heart, and feels that the other party is not very reliable.
Regarding the Howling Sky Dog becoming the first dog in the world, no one can raise any objections to this, after all, the strength of the Howling Sky Dog is there. But for Yang Jian, they don't like contact, this person is a businessman who likes to talk about interests. If you ask the other party for help this time, don't say that the lion is wide open.
"Guanyin, you should deal with this matter. Maitreya Buddha looked at Avalokiteshvara and asked.
Guanyin's face changed slightly, and he didn't refuse, but he didn't agree.
At this time, Sun Wukong suddenly said: "Bodhisattva, I remember that back then, I followed my master to the west and encountered some things...... It seems that Yang Jian wanted to blow up a certain mine, but the consequence would make many people die, the Bodhisattva intervened to stop it, and the two sides fought, and finally caused trouble between the Great Leiyin Temple and the Heavenly Court, forming a diplomatic dispute. ”
"You have a good memory. I don't like Yang Jian, he is very speculative, and there is no dawn in his heart, only immediate interests. Guanyin's face, "I can't talk to him, you go and talk." ”
The Buddha of Immeasurable Buddha looked at Sun Wukong and was speechless: "You monkey, everything has passed, what are you doing with this stubble? Now we advocate friendly development between the two sides." ”
"What's wrong with me mentioning this? Then Yang Jian himself is not a good person, I have already found out when I made trouble in the Heavenly Palace before. Sun Wukong said: "Forget it, I don't care about this matter." I'm going to take a look at Jin Cicada, he's half an acquaintance of mine after all. ”
Tang Sanzang is the reincarnation of the golden cicada, but this statement is not accurate, strictly speaking, Tang Sanzang is the dharma body of the golden cicada, and cultivates through this dharma body. Now, the two have been completely separated, cutting off cause and effect. This is fundamentally different from the Ten Thousand Regret Monk and the Unrepentant Evil Spirit.
In fact, this exercise can be cultivated by very few people in Buddhism, and Jin Chanzi has completed this feat with his own talent. It is precisely because of this that his position as the prince is relatively stable. But after a few years of stability, no, a ten-colored rainbow Buddhist genius killed out of thin air and will become the biggest enemy of the golden cicada.
In the end, there were only two Buddhas left, the Infinite Buddha looked at the Maitreya Buddha, the other party was a senior, to find Yang Jian, of course, there could be no senior, he could only go: "Senior, then I'll go find Yang Jian." ”
"Then I'm bothering you. Maitreya Buddha still smiled as usual and left.
The scene was empty.
"Who am I messing with?" the Infinite Buddha looked around, a little angry.
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Ye Fan sat on the stone bench at this time, set up a tent next to it, and now he doesn't know where to go, if he can subdue this dog within a month, hehe, he will return to the underworld in the future, even if it is a cloudy day?
"Huh?" Ye Fan looked at all kinds of messages on his phone, these are all kinds of posts about raising dogs in the yang world, such as the daily life of the shovel officer, if he becomes a shovel officer, etc.
It's just that this dog is different from ordinary dogs.
"Dog, are you a man, or a woman, or are you hermaphroditic?" Ye Fan suddenly thought of a question, wouldn't it be better if he found a couple for this dog?
The stone dog ignored him, but slept on the ground.
In these years, there are not many dogs that sleep when they are full, because dogs and cats are different, and cats are more lazy. Dogs are more lively, and some like to break down the house, and they have restless genes in their bones.
I almost forgot.
Ye Fan remembered that the Pavilion of All Things had produced a small program, and everyone put all kinds of information on it, if it was precious, rare, supplementary, and so on, they could get the rewards of the Pavilion of All Things. In addition, if you don't understand anything, you can also go up and search, which is basically equivalent to a very advanced search engine in the yang world.
Click......
Ye Fan took a photo with his mobile phone and sent it to the small program of Wanwu Pavilion, he wanted to see what this dog was.
As a result, the following sentence appeared: "Dear customer, the image you uploaded is not recognizable, please confirm if this creature really exists." ”
Ye Fan pressed the OK button, and immediately a little beauty appeared, who was the instrument spirit Wan Qing of the space of all things.
"It's you. Wan Qing didn't expect that this person was actually Ye Fan, and all the information had to be filtered on her body, of course she found the special feature of this picture, because this dog, even if she was as knowledgeable as the sea, she had never seen it.
No, she came to explore, to see, to study.
"Wan Qing. Ye Fan beckoned, "Do you know what this thing is?"
Ye Fan pointed the camera at the stone dog: "Look, it's like this, and he can't speak, and he has horns on his head." I like to eat rice noodles and mushrooms. I'm also well-informed, but I really don't know what breed this dog is. ”
"There should be no such dogs in the heavenly realm, and with horns on their heads, it should be a hybrid of a deer and a dog. Wan Qing analyzed that in the heavenly realm, it is a region where love is free, not to mention what kind of rabbit, even different races can be together, so there are a lot of hybridizations. Because of genetic recombination, many hybrid offspring are very special, and even more, they have become many peerless powerhouses.
"Ye Fan, get me some dog hair, I'll go back and study it. Wan Qing said, "I'll open a space gap for you now, and you can teleport to me if you put it in." ”
"Wanqing girl, this dog, hairless, has stones all over his body. Ye Fan looked at the past, how could there be hair? Looking at the past, it was like the two lions carved next to the gates of those government offices.
Because there was no contact experience between a person and a dog before, Ye Fan didn't know if the dog liked him or not, but it didn't mean that if you gave someone a meal of rice noodles across the bridge, they would follow you and let you touch it.
Hmph, now, let the dog bark twice.
"Girl, this is ...... You open the space gap, and I'll give you a big pot of soup for the leftover rice noodles across the bridge. This bastard dog has drunk and bathed in it, so it might work for you. Ye Fan pointed to the pot next to him.
"Okay, I'll take it now. Wan Qing's side immediately shot out a light through the camera of Ye Fan's mobile phone, and took away all these pots and soup.
"Wang...... Uh-huh......" The stone dog suddenly stood up, glaring angrily, staring at Ye Fan.
Obviously, the guy who was eating by himself was taken away by Ye Fan, which caused the dogs to be very unhappy and even a little angry. Can't you give it to other dogs who eat rice noodles?
Ye Fan clearly felt that a powerful energy was squeezing his body and soul.
Rumble......
The demon hunter's body was used, and a Buddha light rose to the sky, helping him relieve this pressure.
The stone dog felt the power of this Buddha light, slowly bent down, and fell down again. This time the whole action is very different from just now, and this action seems to have a little bit of fear.
Wan Qing had already shouted happily: "Ye Fan, it's afraid of you, it's afraid of you." Is this or ...... I'm planning to start a project right now, which is to study this amazing creature. Ye Fan, let's cooperate, don't worry, my Wanwu Pavilion will not treat you badly. ”