Text Chapter 604 Quarrel with each other
"Ye Fan, bad guy, Ye Fan, bad guy, wait until Sister Qingteng comes, I will complain to you ......"
"Complaints, complaints, Ye Fan is too arrogant, he can't be a brother-in-law, he can't be a brother-in-law. ”
Ye Fan was treating black beans when he heard those gourd babies making noise: "Don't make any noise, I'll get you some delicious food later, and I promise you like it." When the time comes, when I meet Qingteng, please help me with a few kind words. ”
"Don't you think about it...... We will not give in...... Definitely not ......"
These gourd babies are still very backbone, how can they be bought with just two sentences? If you want to buy people, you have to have something practical.
After Ye Fan finished getting the black beans, he went on the Internet, and directly searched for flowers and grasses, and a lot of recommended fertilizers appeared. He didn't say a word, and he didn't bother to chat with customer service, gave money, and got fertilizer: "Wow...... This smells so choking......"
He looked at it and saw only two words, urea.
Seeing this, he did understand that this is a very common organic compound, and many farmers like to use it to fertilize their crops.
"Ahem......" Ye Fan was choked by the smell, almost shed tears, and directly slapped the whole package of urea out and sprinkled it on the rattan: "This is all for you, enjoy it yourself." ”
"Ye Fan, you...... What are you doing here? They are the queen mother's favorite gourd baby, even if it is me, I can't just water and fertilize it...... You ......" Black Bean was scared half to death by Ye Fan, good you are a national teacher, even if you are strong, can you not make trouble?
"It stinks, it stinks...... Brother Black Bean, help, help, hurry up and get rid of this thing......" Those gourd babies complained one by one, they had never encountered this kind of fertilizer, what? This taste is too bad.
Ye Fan stood with his hands in his hands: "Hmph, bitter medicine, you know that you are stunted at a glance, I am helping you." Is it delicious and useful? Jiang Xiaobai is delicious, but it doesn't hurt the liver?"
"Ye Guoshi, if you do this, it will anger the Queen Mother, don't think that you can do whatever you want if you are strong, this is the heavenly realm, not the underworld. "Heidou is also angry, I have never seen such an arrogant person, usually those immortals with military power see him, and they have to shout 'Mr. Heidou', you, Ye Fan, don't give any face.
"Calm down, calm down. Ye Fan turned around and stepped aside.
Qingteng At this time, from the sky to the present, fell on Ye Fan's side, of course, she noticed the situation on the gourd baby's side for the first time, this smell is so unpleasant.
However, at this moment, the entire vine glowed, and a steady stream of energy was transmitted into the small gourd, and the stench that permeated the surroundings disappeared in an instant.
Subsequently, seven gourds, glowing at the same time.
"Ah...... It's so comfortable, what does it feel like...... I've never been so comfortable. ”
"I feel like I've reached the pinnacle of my life......"
"I've evolved, hehe, I've evolved, what kind of energy is this? It's a little stinky, but it's useful. ”
The seven gourd babies were chattering, and their voices were a mess. Black Bean and Qingteng were stunned, what is the situation? They have lived here and don't understand the principle.
Ye Fan smiled slightly, what is this? I have got more than a thousand unicorns, you gourd babies, isn't it trivial?
In fact, based on experience, he thinks it is feasible, and the war knives, guns, feed, etc. in the Yang Mall have very unique effects and can produce unexpected effects. Therefore, these fertilizers must also have different effects.
"Ye Fan, what are you doing? This is the most distressed gourd baby of the Queen Mother, who has been carefully cultivated for more than 200 years, and if you fertilize them like this, it will destroy them. Heidou seized the opportunity and roared angrily: "Qingteng, I think he should be arrested and handed over to the Queen Mother to deal with." ”
Qingteng glanced at Ye Fan, and also felt very helpless, the other party's thinking and behavior were too out-of-the-box, and she often couldn't keep up. However, one day she agrees, that is, Ye Fan's ability, things can become good in the end.
"Ye Guoshi, why are you doing this?" Qingteng still wants to find a little leeway, she doesn't care about black beans, but she cares about the queen mother.
Ye Fan sat on the stone bench and said with a smile: "Don't worry, let's just watch." Don't you believe me? I've got more than a thousand unicorns for you. ”
"Hehe, you're still talking nonsense here...... "Black Bean doesn't believe Ye Fan's nonsense, if you can breed a unicorn casually, what else do you want Yaochi Wonderland to do? You know, Yaochi Wonderland has worked hard for thousands of years, but it has no effect.
Rumble......
At that moment, a light appeared in the sky, it was a door, and the door opened. Ye Fan saw that on the other side of the door were Yang Jian, Nezha, Lei Zhenzi and other immortals. None of them came in, but they stood there obediently.
Yes, they finally caught up, but they didn't dare to come in, this is the Yaochi Wonderland, can they come in casually? It is said that even if it is the Jade Emperor, he can't come in without permission, all of which will cause family conflicts.
This kind of thing has happened, so everyone has lingering palpitations.
Qing Teng saw those people and said, "The Queen Mother has an order, since she is here, then come in." ”
"Thank you, Queen Mother. Those immortals rushed in one by one, but they didn't dare to be too presumptuous, and they were in order.
Ye Fanke had a bad premonition, Qingteng said, the queen mother is willing to let them in, what does this mean? Let these immortals bother me?
"You guys are here just in time, this national teacher, in vain to the rules of Yaochi Wonderland, is here to do three things, and please help me to drive this national teacher out. Black Bean walked over and said with a serious face.
Those immortals looked at each other, they didn't want to make a sound, just kidding, now the gift of the unicorn is in Ye Fan's hands, they are here to ask for a unicorn, I can't wait to have a good relationship with Ye Fan, you are good, let's deal with Ye Fan?
Black Bean's face, which was black in itself, is even darker now, and he hasn't figured out what is going on yet. I thought that when I was in Yaochi Wonderland for a long time, my status would definitely be different, and these people were all old acquaintances and would definitely help him.
However, the crows were silent.
"Black Bean, harmony makes money, Ye Fan is the national teacher of the underworld, and he came with sincerity and kindness. If there is any misunderstanding between you, I can be a peacemaker for you. "Yang Jian is a ghost spirit, and he immediately found an entry point.
If you can be a peacemaker, then the chances of getting a unicorn will be much greater.
The rest of the people, their attention was on the unicorn horse, and when they heard Yang Jian say this, their hearts were not good, and they were actually preempted by the three eyes.
"I don't feel the slightest hint of his kindness. Black Bean refused on the spot, in fact, he was carried away by jealousy and wanted to get back to the field: "Look over there, it was originally a gourd vine with seven gourd babies on it, which is the heart of the queen mother." It's good now, I don't know what fertilizer Ye Fan has applied, which has caused a change to occur now. If something happens to the gourd baby, you all have to take responsibility. ”
"Black Bean, what are you talking about?" Lei Zhenzi was unhappy: "Are you planning to play bondage? If something happens to the gourd baby, can you still rely on our heads? This is your duty, this is your problem." ”
"That's right, it's great to think that you are the security of Yaochi Wonderland, which of our group of immortals is not a heavy soldier? Li Nezha also snorted.
Black Bean was angry and roared: "Okay, you are amazing, Ye Fan, if something happens to the gourd baby, you can't run away." ”
He was furious, what's wrong with this group of people? Who is your own person? I am your colleague from different departments, and Ye Fan is an outsider from other companies.
At that moment, a loud bang was heard.
There was an explosion on the gourd vine over there, although the power was not great and could not hurt these people, but it also scared everyone.
"Look, look, it's over now...... It's over, you're all done, the wrath of the Queen Mother, you can't afford it. Black Bean pointed at these people: "Colluding with outsiders to beat their own people will be punished by one degree." ”
Cool, Black Bean's heart, Cool, I'm not not unresponsible, but you people have stopped me again and again.
Yang Jian and the others were also a little flustered, they didn't want to offend Ye Fan for the sake of the unicorn, but now it seems that something really happened. What should I do now? The final ownership of these unicorns can only be the queen mother, not Ye Fan. If it leaves a bad impression in the heart of the Queen Mother, she will not be able to mix in the Heavenly Court in the future, and she may have to hide in the Alien Immortal Domain.
Ye Fan...... What's going on?" Yang Jian stiffened his face: "You have to give everyone an explanation." ”
Ye Fan shrugged his shoulders and said, "Calm down." ”
"Calm? How can you be calm? You are not from the heavenly realm, just a bun of earth in the underworld. When the time comes, you pat your ass and leave, what should we do?" Seeing that everyone's position had changed, Heidou instantly became emboldened, pointing at Ye Fan and scolding, not polite at all.
I can't beat you, but I'll take advantage of the situation to spray you.
Rumble......
At this moment, there was another loud bang, and the explosion kicked up a large amount of smoke and dust.
Everyone is starting to get really worried, and if it goes on like this, it's going to be really messy.
"Brother-in-law. ”
A crisp and lovely voice came, making everyone stunned.
Ye Fan found at this time that there was a small doll with no clothes on his shoulder, only the size of a fist. This little doll looks like a finely carved porcelain doll, with a somewhat fat face and a small gourd protruding from its head.
"Uh...... Are you?" Ye Fan saw the other party, a little confused.
The rest of the people were also a little confused, who is this? Why haven't I seen it before? Is there such a number one person in Yaochi Wonderland?
"Brother-in-law, brother-in-law......" the porcelain doll continued to shout.
Whoosh whoosh ......
Several porcelain dolls appeared on Ye Fan's shoulders, their colors were different, but they looked exactly the same.
I counted carefully, seven, no more, no less.
Ye Fan was shocked in his heart, and looked towards the gourd vine, only to see that on the ground over there, there were a large number of exploding gourd shells, and the rattan had also withered.