Chapter 15 Give me Wu Baiwan?
Gu Li ignored him, snorted and breathed evenly, and fell asleep.
Xu Mufeng turned off the light casually, and the moonlight outside the window was like water, falling softly on the slender Gu Li.
She has an orchid breath and a faint body fragrance, and she is a few miles away, Xu Mufeng can only call a ghost when she can sleep tonight.
Xu Mufeng gently pulled the thin white sheet on Gu Li's body. He had to be cooler, so that he would feel that there would be no lust for the sheep in his heart.
After a while, Gu Li turned over and faced Xu Mufeng. Xu Mufeng immediately closed his eyes. Gu Li lifted the quilt on Xu Mufeng, and Xu Mufeng immediately lifted the quilt on Gu Li again.
Gu Li lifted the quilt on Xu Mufeng's body again, "You come again, I'll beat you." ”
Xu Mufeng didn't dare, he smiled.
"Why don't you sleep?" asked Gu Li with wide eyes.
Xu Mufeng glanced at her, "I can't sleep." ”
Gu Li blinked her long eyelashes, "Then talk to me." ”
"Hmm. Xu Mufeng's heart blossomed.
"Hey, what's going on in your mind?" asked Gu Li.
Xu Mufeng scolded her in his heart for talking nonsense, of course he missed you, even if the sky fell at this time, he missed you, but he pretended to be dizzy, "I don't know." ”
"Will you miss me?" Gu Li spoke in a very small voice, her face so red that she dyed the moonlight red.
"I don't want to. "Xu Mufeng pretends to be a gentleman.
"You're fucking!" Gu Li punched Xu Mufeng, "Are you the same as my ex-husband, a perverted wolf? ”
Xu Mufeng was trembling when he was beaten, but this time it was pleasant, "I don't know." ”
Gu Li sighed, "Lie down with you for the last night tonight, tomorrow I will run faster than the bullet train! You are really boring, no wonder your girlfriend doesn't want you, it turns out that you are a bubble ball." ”
"Haha, haha, hahaha. Xu Mufeng smiled pausedly, "The frog at the bottom of the well, how can you know how powerful the eagle strikes a thousand waves!"
Gu Li was stunned for a moment, her moist eyes wanted to cry, "Am I the frog at the bottom of the well?"
"How old are you? Xu Mufeng changed the topic.
"21 years old. Gu Li said, "Don't call me president, call me Li." How old are you?"
"I'm 41 years old. Xu Mufeng exaggerated his age.
"Four at home. I looked at your ID card, 26 years old, 25 years old. Gu Li glanced at him, "By the way, I'm going to hold a solo exhibition next year, can I help you draw a human body?" I'm looking for objects everywhere, but you are my ideal model!"
Xu Mufeng screamed in his heart, thinking to himself, it turns out that she is kind to me and worships chickens, but she just wants to trick me into painting her a body painting? Xu Mufeng was so angry that he couldn't speak.
Gu Li's eyebrows fluttered: "I'm going to paint a giant oil painting, the picture is like this, the touching scene of you standing on the dam and jumping into the water." Of course, I'm going to focus on the light and dark of your strong muscles, to highlight your great spirit of self-sacrifice and praise!
Xu Mufeng's heart revived, "I see, okay!"
"Okay, come to my studio in a few days. Gu Li's eyebrows and eyes smiled like a crescent moon.
"Then I'm going to take off my ......" Xu Mufeng rubbed his towering nose, and there was a word "light" underneath, which he couldn't speak.
"Of course I have to take it off, otherwise how can I sketch?" Gu Li said with a serious face.
“…… Light?" Xu Mufeng omitted the above words, so that he was more civilized.
Gu Li was surprised, "What you think is beautiful!" Then Gu Li closed her eyes and didn't speak. Xu Mufeng felt that his cheeks were hot, and the wisps were thick, and he was as drunk as wine.
"Is the landscape of your hometown beautiful?" Gu Li opened her eyes.
"Beautiful, there is a place called Eight Immortal Peaks in my hometown, legend has it that in ancient times, Tie Guan Li, Zhang Guolao, He Xiangu...... The Eight Immortals set up a stage there to have fun, drinking and chanting poems and painting every day, do you say it is beautiful?" Xu Mufeng said with a high spirit.
"Ah, really? Then I'll go back to my hometown with you this year for the New Year and go to the Eight Immortals Peak to paint. Gu Li was pleasantly surprised.
"My house is very dilapidated, leaking wind and rain, and you have no place to sleep. Xu Mufeng's eyes were timid.
"I treat you as a bed and a quilt, the wind and rain have nothing to do with me, it doesn't matter. Gu Limei's eyes are like flowers.
“……”
Xu Mufeng was running out of words, and Gu Li was looking forward to something, so they began to groan.
The silence is best at this time, and the sound of the needle falling on the ground can be distinguished.
Ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong...... I don't know whose heart is beating so hot!
Gu Li lowered her eyes like a fan, she broke the silence first, and said: "The eagle can never fly to the height of the eagle, but the eagle can fly to the lowest end of the eagle, are you the eagle or the eagle?"
Xu Mufeng didn't understand what she meant, his head cramped and thought, what do you mean?
He couldn't answer.
"Claw bushes, straw bales. Gu Li sighed, she turned over, lying on her back facing the sky, her slender legs stretched straight, she continued to nag dissatisfiedly, "Straw bales, claw bushes." ”
Xu Mufeng looked at her in a daze.
Gu Li looks like a figure with a strong sense of rhythm, which is simply too beautiful and flawless. There are too many beauties in the TV series, they are just images, they are illusory images of the principle of light, they can't be eaten or touched, but at this time, there is a goddess with vitality and a raging breath around him.
Xu Mufeng suddenly realized, he went up and hugged her.
Gu Li stroked Xu Mufeng's handsome black hair, and murmured: "It seems that you are not stupid, are you an eagle? I like an eagle, I ...... I've seen the shadow of the snake......"
Ahhhh
You are paralyzed!
……
The next morning, Gu Li's secretary Xiao Cai came early and knocked on the door, "Mr. Gu, I'm here to pick you up." ”
Gu Li was excited, she got up and got dressed in a panic, at this time, she saw a lump of blood on the sheets, so she said to Xu Mufeng ashamedly: "You wait to process the sheets, don't let the nurse see it, I'll go first." ”
After Gu Li left, the exhausted Xu Mufeng opened his worried eyes, and he really found that there was a lump of blood in the place where Gu Li was lying, like a blooming plum blossom, could it be that my feet were bleeding again?
"Haha, this Gu Li is really a first night! Hehe, Lao Tzu has finally eaten swan meat with a toad!"
Then he scolded Gu Hai triumphantly, "Perverted Gu Hai! Listen, you robbed my girlfriend, but I fell in love with your daughter, and it didn't cost a penny, and I picked it up for nothing, you are my grandson in this life! Since then, we have tied, hehe." ”
Xu Mufeng saw the pile of blood stains on the bed, he didn't bother to care about it, let it be revealed, this is the fruit of my labor, I can't bear to spoil it, anyway, the hospital is a bleeding place.
Xu Mufeng started snoring heartily.
"Handsome, wake up, wake up. The nurse came in and called Xu Mufeng.
"What's wrong?" Xu Mufeng opened his eyes and asked.
"Change the sheets, where did you get the blood on your bed? on your legs or on your hands?" the nurse asked with concern.
"No, it's my nosebleed, it's too hot to eat. Xu Mufeng got up lazily from the bed.
"Oh, that's right, I'll call the attending doctor to come and check it out for you. ”
"No, it's rare to be so hot. Xu Mufeng said.
“……”
The nurse couldn't answer, so she lowered her head and skillfully changed the sheets, taking advantage of this waking moment, Xu Mufeng put the card on the iPhone, and then connected the start button.
After the nurse left, Xu Mufeng sat on the bed again, he wanted to see if the immoral Yu Huihui had left a message to send him a text message, hey, there was really one, he opened his eyes wide, and Yu Huihui said this:
"Shredded potatoes, our fate is over, as for what the situation is, I will do it for myself! Since then, the two of us have nothing to do with each other, I have found my other half, I wish you to find your other half sooner, we must not contact again in the future, otherwise I will pull you into the blacklist! Bye!"
"I'm your uncle!" Xu Mufeng wanted to drop the phone, but then WeChat came again, he saw that it was Chen Jiaojiao's, he sighed, and saw what this thing wanted to do?
"Uh, shredded potatoes, are you dead? Why don't you reply to my WeChat? Which vixen are you fascinated by?" Chen Jiaojiao said on WeChat.
Xu Mufeng was so angry that he replied: "Lao Tzu is fleeing from the famine! Are you gloating?
Chen Jiaojiao was startled, and immediately called, Xu Mufeng pressed it, Chen Jiaojiao called again, Xu Mufeng pressed it again, Chen Jiaojiao called again, Chen Jiaojiao called again, Xu Mufeng couldn't stand it, so he had to take it.
Chen Jiaojiao roared on the phone: "Grass, you are terrible! Don't take it if you have the ability? Try it? I'll scramble eggs with shredded potatoes!"
Xu Mufeng was so annoyed that his heart cramped uncomfortably, but he didn't know how to say it, so he had to say in a dumb voice: "I'm sorry! ”
Chen Jiaojiao still said angrily: "I don't care so much about you! Come to the provincial airport at one o'clock tonight to pick me up." ”
Xu Mufeng was stunned for a moment and asked, "Didn't you say that it would take a long time to return to China?"
Chen Jiaojiao said: "I don't talk so much nonsense with you! I'm about to board the plane, if you don't come to pick me up, your Wu Baiwan will be in vain." After saying that, Chen Jiaojiao hung up.
Wu Baiwan? Are you a fool to me? Lao Tzu also said that he would give you a thousand trillion yuan, which is a hundred thousand yuan of underworld coins, and you can buy one billion yuan of underworld coins for only five yuan.
……
At six o'clock in the evening, Gu Li called Xu Mufeng, and her voice was very soft: "Dear nerd, I originally wanted to go over to accompany you, but my mother came back from the United States, so it is inconvenient to come to see you, I'm sorry, it will take a few days, please understand!"
Just dear? upgraded?
Xu Mufeng smiled, stuck out his tongue and said, "It's okay!
"Thank you, my mom is here, I'm hanging, bye!"
"Bye-bye!"
After Xu Mufeng hung up the phone number, he was also very depressed, especially in the hospital This ghost place, it is really boring, besides, Gu Li is not here tonight, what is he going to do?
Xu Mufeng was in a daze on the bed for a moment. He felt that he still had to go to the airport to pick up Chen Jiaojiao, after all, Chen Jiaojiao was very righteous and a buddy! From the perspective of a friend, he should also pick her up.
So, he decided to go to the airport to pick up Chen Jiaojiao.