When Guo Dalu was young, Guo Kaishan boasted to Guo Dalu about the power of the ancestral pure yang skills, saying that if he punched him, the tree broke and the wall fell, and what else could he practice to the depths, one person could fight more than a hundred, and Guo Dalu's greedy saliva flowed, pestering Guo Kaishan to die or live to practice the family magic skills, and become a big chivalrous man flying around. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Then Guo Kaishan passed on the family martial arts to Guo Dalu with a longing face, so Guo Dalu began to practice without fear of cold and heat, and this cultivation has been practiced until now.

By the time he knew that this pure yang skill still had to maintain the body of a child, he had already gotten on his own Lao Tzu's thief ship and couldn't get off again.

At that time, there were two choices in front of him, one was to have a girlfriend, while experiencing the joy of men and women, by the way, he also broke his kung fu, and the other was to be patient, and it was okay to have a girlfriend, but he couldn't go to bed to the last step.

In order to keep his martial arts dream and more than 20 years of hard work from going down the drain, Guo Dalu almost gritted his teeth and cried bitterly to choose the second plan.

But in today's society, how many young men and women who are in love can endure the burning of the flame of youth, and how many can not steal the forbidden fruit?

Guo Dalu's girlfriends during school fell off the chain because of Guo Dalu's critical moment when he picked up the gun and got on the horse, which caused them to have great doubts about Guo Dalu's sexual orientation and "whether it works", and later found that Guo Dalu was really comparable to Liu Xia Hui's angry eunuch, so he broke up with Guo Dalu reluctantly with a sympathetic and pity.

A girlfriend also comforted Guo Dalu and said: "Dalu, it's okay, although we can't become husband and wife, we can still become sisters in the future!"

People are very considerate and gentle and say: "Don't be depressed, I can understand you!"

Only Guo Dalu was left crying and tearless in the wind.

Later, after a long time, the whole school knew about Guo Dalu's "no", and all the girls looked at Guo Dalu with a trace of pity, and secretly called it a pity.

Guo Dalu is tall and strong, not ugly, he has a very masculine masculine atmosphere, and he is very loved by ordinary little girls, but because of his "no", he missed many beautiful things in life.

Throughout college, because of Guo Dalu's "harmlessness to humans and animals", he made countless female friends, but he never had a girlfriend again.

However, some classmates were moved when they heard the wind, and one by one they wanted to play a full stop in front of Guo Dalu, begging Guo Dalu to play an exclamation point, wanting Guo Dalu to experience another beauty in life.

As a result, he was beaten half to death by Guo Dalu, who was annoyed and angry, and almost killed someone.

Throughout Guo Dalu's entire college years, it was really sad for the listeners, weeping for the hearers, and the sadness was extremely painful.

Because of this, Guo Dalu once had strong doubts about his family's pure yang skills, and even doubted whether he was born by his own Lao Tzu.

Otherwise, who would use this broken kung fu to frame his own son!

But it wasn't until today that this punch was punched that Guo Dalu finally knew the power of his family kung fu.

The hemp rope wrapped around the old tree in his house is the thickness of a child's arm, and it is soaked in oil, which is extremely tough.

These hemp ropes were still wrapped around Guo Kaishan when he was practicing, a total of dozens of wounds, at first it was more than three feet thick, but it was beaten down by the fists of Guo Kaishan and Guo Dalu father and son for decades, and it has become more and more flattened and become less than a foot thick, tightly attached to the trunk of the tree, and the oily and slippery ones are almost beaten into an iron plate.

But today, he was shaken into pieces by Guo Dalu's punch and flew around the yard.

"it!"

Seeing the results of his punch, Guo Dalu was dumbfounded, "What the hell did I fight?"

He looked at Guo Kaishan, who was also stunned behind him, "Dad, have I practiced this?"

Guo Kaishan's mouth trembled, trembling with excitement, feeling a burst of urine gushing up, and it seemed that even prostatitis was a little better, "How do you feel now? Tell me about it!"

Guo Dalu closed his eyes and felt it carefully, then opened his eyes and said, "It's hot, cool!"

"Cool?"

Guo Kaishan paused for a moment, and said eagerly: "It's just cool?

Guo Dalu said: "When I punched just now, I felt a sudden tightness all over my body, and then suddenly loosened, and it was tightened several times, but this frequency was too fast, I didn't count it carefully, and other than that, I didn't feel anything else." ”

"Damn, that's it!"

The old man was overjoyed, clapped his hands and said: "The practice is done, it really makes your kid practice! Nine turns to pull the muscles, the human body is like a Dan furnace! This is the sign of our pure yang gong!"

Guo Kaishan kicked the vegetable basket away from his side, and walked quickly to Guo Dalu, "Come on, come on, you try another punch, let me see what's going on?"

The old man's beard and eyebrows jumped with joy, "It's really practiced, I always thought that our ancestors were deceiving!"

Guo Dalu: "...... Are you my own father, but you also doubt this kung fu!"

"Ahem!"

Guo Kaishan's old face was slightly red, "It's not important! The key is that you have really practiced now!"

The old man smiled and said, "I'm still amazing!" This kung fu, your grandfather didn't practice, your grandfather didn't practice, your grandfather's son didn't practice, but my son did!"

Guo Dalu was a little unconvinced, "Is this really practiced?"

Guo Kaishan said categorically: "Nonsense, if you don't practice, you can become like this with one punch?"

Guo Dalu's eyes lit up, "Is it possible to marry a daughter-in-law after you have practiced?"

Guo Kaishan glared and said, "Rebel! Why are you full of girls?

Guo Dalu was full of grief and indignation, "I'm twenty-seven years old, and I don't even have a girlfriend because of this broken kung fu, can I miss me?"

Guo Kaishan also felt a little sorry for his son, and said: "That, ah, haven't you practiced?

The old man patted his chest and said, "I'll find someone to tell you tomorrow!"

The two of them were excited because of this kung fu thing.

Guo Kaishan is excited because his son has finally practiced the family kung fu, and Guo Dalu's excitement is because he has finally proved to the world that he is "not good".

The two of them were so excited that they forgot to open the door when someone knocked on the door outside the yard, but it was Guo Dalu's mother Wang Chunmei who heard the movement and ran out of the kitchen to open the door.

"Ouch, who are you looking for?"

After Wang Chunmei opened the courtyard door, she saw that the person who knocked on the door was a middle-aged man in his forties, with thirty-seven hair, leather shoes and trousers, a casual jacket on the upper body, and square gold-wire glasses on his face, which was very elegant.

Next to the man was a short, stocky, oily-faced middle-aged man, crunched with a briefcase in his pocket, looking at him curiously.

After the middle-aged man wearing glasses saw Wang Chunmei, he asked very politely, "Is this Mr. Guo Dalu's home?"

Wang Chunmei was stunned: "When did my family become a gentleman?"

She couldn't figure out what the two men were doing, "Who are you?"

The man with glasses smiled: "I am the editor-in-chief of the Yellow River Literature and Art Publishing House, my name is Jiang Dongliu, and next to me is my colleague He Chunsheng!"

He said to Wang Chunmei: "Yesterday I read the manuscript given to me by Dalu, and found that the writing is really good, we came today just to talk to Mr. Guo about the issue of remuneration!"

Wang Chunmei was a little suspicious of her ears, with a thick look of suspicion, "What?

She let the two into the courtyard, "Are you sure you're not joking? You make it clear, didn't our family ask you to ask for medical expenses on this road?"

After listening to Wang Chunmei's words, Jiang Dongliu and He Chunsheng glanced at each other, and they were both suspicious, He Chunsheng said to Jiang Dongliu: "Lao Jiang, are we looking for the wrong person? Listening to the tone of this eldest sister, this Guo Dalu doesn't look like a person engaged in creation!"

When the two of them were feeling suspicious, they heard a strange laugh in the yard, and when they looked up, they saw a person stretching out his arms and shouting, "Lao Tzu can finally find a girl!"

The two of them trembled at the same time, and He Chunsheng said in a low voice: "Have we arrived at the home of the mentally ill?"

Jiang Dongliu looked ahead blankly and said, "I'm a little unsure now......"

After Guo Dalu shouted in the courtyard, he turned his head and saw Jiang Dongliu and He Chunsheng standing near the gate of the courtyard, "Ye, Lao Jiang, why are you here?"