Chapter 2 The embarrassed Su Banxian
Listening to the words of these two strong men, Du Bin couldn't help but feel a little funny.
For many years, no one dared to say such a thing in front of him. Although his cultivation has now dissipated, he is far from the two stupid people in front of him who Hu Yue can bully.
"Hmph, I'd like to see who is going to be beaten. With a cold snort, Du Bin planned to teach the two strong men a lesson.
However, before he could make a move, Lin Yufei suddenly hugged his arm and said, "Du Bin, don't be impulsive, follow the two strong men, you will suffer." ”
Then, she smiled at Old Man Su and said, "I'm sorry, old man, I won't buy this medicine for the time being, I'll take a look later, I'll go shopping elsewhere with my friend first." ”
"Stop, what are you doing when I am Su Banxian?" the old man heard this, but his face was tense, and he said, "This kid insulted me in public and was a liar, if he didn't give me an explanation today, I couldn't let them go." ”
"It's just, this kid can't go. At this moment, the group of people who had advised Lin Yufei to buy medicine before also began to shout. Moreover, they also surrounded Du Bin and the two. Obviously, they are all of this old man's people.
As for the other tourists, they approached quickly and looked lively. After all, it's human nature to love to watch the excitement.
"Du Bin, what should I do?" Lin Yufei said with some concern.
Du Bin smiled lightly, took a step forward, and said indifferently: "If you want to explain, then I'll give it to you! Explain that I am better than your medical skills! And you are a charlatan, and you are not qualified to treat my friend." ”
"Hey, you're a beggar who can heal, I'm afraid you don't want to laugh people off your big teeth. When the old man heard this, he said mockingly. When the others heard this, they also burst into laughter.
However, Du Bin was not affected by the ridicule of these people, but said flatly: "Since you don't believe it, then I will tell everyone about your illness." ”
"Have you often felt weak in your limbs, weak in your body, unable to sleep at night, and often accompanied by chest tightness and shortness of breath, stomach pain but not easy to get out?"
"The most important thing is that you shouldn't be good at that, can you last ten seconds?"
Hearing Du Bin's last words, Lin Yufei's face suddenly turned red. This guy dares to say anything.
And the old man originally just listened to Du Bin's words as a joke, but when he found out that Du Bin's words were true, his face became more and more ugly. Especially the last sentence, which hits his fragile defense.
He had secretly seen many doctors, but none of them got better.
For a while, he was frightened by Du Bin, and couldn't help asking, "Then, what should I do? Can my symptoms be cured?"
"Your symptoms are due to your recent overindulgence and eating too much greasy fish and meat, which causes your body to be weak and clogged. This situation is not difficult to treat, you come here, I will be able to cure you immediately. Du Bin smiled lightly and said.
When the old man heard this, he was immediately overjoyed, and hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "How do you want to treat me, is the cost high?"
"Ahem...... Master, you ......"
Seeing this, the two strong men hurriedly coughed a few times and said.
Hearing this, Old Man Su came back to his senses and found that he was not acting appropriately.
Facing the strange gazes of the others, Old Man Su hurriedly straightened his face, snorted, and said, "Hmph, since you are confident that your medical skills are extremely strong, then I will take the risk to try it today." If you can't cure me, you're a liar!"
"No problem. Du Bin nodded and said casually.
Then, he stretched out his palm and hit Old Man Su's Tianshu acupoint hard, and the old man Su couldn't help but scream in pain.
"Boy, what have you done to my master?" one of the strong men saw this, and hurriedly rushed up and shouted.
"I'll help your master heal him, and Wu has already cured him. Du Bin hugged his arms and pouted, "It's just that I didn't expect that Su Banxian, who is known as omnipotent, would still need me to help him heal." That's it, just let me learn from Lei Feng to do good deeds. ”
"Yes, since he is Su Banxian, why do you need to wait for others to treat him, does he also have diseases that cannot be cured? At this time, among the tourists watching the excitement, some people reacted and muttered.
And someone took the lead, and more and more people said so. This scene made Old Man Su's face extremely gloomy.
So, angry, he hurriedly shouted angrily: "Boy, I'm not sick in the first place, it's just to frame you." Now I've proven that you're a scoundrel with no medical skills, and you've made up a few illnesses for me!"
"Su Banxian, I advise you not to be angry. I've just given you a cure, which is mainly to help you expel clogged gas from your body, and now you should be tempted to fart. And the more angry you are, the louder your fart will be. Du Bin chuckled and said.
"You put ...... Poof!"
When Old Man Su heard this, he wanted to refute Du Bin, but before he could finish a complete sentence, he suddenly felt that something was wrong with his stomach, and then a huge fart sound resounded.
"Ah, it stinks, it stinks!" The tourists beside Old Man Su couldn't help but pinch their noses and shouted with a frown. Moreover, the eyes they looked at Old Man Su were also full of mocking looks.
"Stinky boy, what kind of demon trick did you just use to make me fart in public! I trust you so much, you actually hurt me in public!" Old man Su exploded in anger and shouted loudly, "I can't spare you!"
"I'm helping you heal. Du Bin said casually, "Feel it yourself, don't you feel tightness in your chest anymore." ”
Hearing this, Old Man Su found that Du Bin was right, he really didn't feel tightness in his chest. Even one of the nostrils that was originally blocked was usually up, which made him feel extremely comfortable.
However, as soon as he thought that the latter had ruined his reputation, he couldn't care about being grateful to Du Bin, and even ignored Du Bin's reminder, and shouted angrily again: "You fart!"
However, he had just finished shouting this sentence, only to hear a loud bang, and he couldn't help but let out a stinky fart again.
Moreover, after this fart was finished, only a series of crackling sounds could be heard, and his pants were suddenly filled with a burst of yellow and white, a completely unbearable smell, which instantly diffused.
"Ah, this Su Banxian is so disgusting, he actually excretes in it!"
"I used to really think he was a powerful character, but it turned out to be just a liar!"
"Let's go, it's stinking here!"
The onlookers all pinched their noses, their faces were full of disgust, and they fled here laughing. Those who were called over by Old Man Su stayed in place with an embarrassed face, at a loss. Now, they obviously didn't dare to praise Old Man Su anymore.
"Well, now you're sure the old man is a liar. Du Bin glanced at Lin Yufei next to him and said, "Let's leave here too." ”
After speaking, Du Bin turned around and wanted to leave.
However, the two strong men ran over quickly, stopped Du Bin and the others, and scolded loudly: "Boy, you dare to leave if you ruin my master's good deeds, our brothers can't spare you today!"