Text Chapter 19 Breaking the Housework

"What Brother Lu Dao said is that harmony is precious, Your Majesty, forget it!" Tai Bai Xing, the most famous peacemaker in the Three Realms, finally came out and began to follow the persuasion.

"Yes, Your Majesty, for the sake of peace and stability in the Three Realms, please also ask Your Majesty and Niangniang to value peace. "Someone took the lead, the key is that Lu Chen, who represents the way of heaven, said that peace is precious, and all the gods of the heavenly court finally stopped being silent and persuaded each other one after another.

Although this is the Jade Emperor's housework, but the identity of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother is too special, once the two have a big war, the three worlds of heaven, earth and man will be in turmoil, although they can save their lives, they will definitely be affected, and when the time comes, the Heavenly Dao will be held accountable, and none of them will be able to escape.

"This is .....!" the Jade Emperor was a little embarrassed, how could he not know the consequences?

After hundreds of millions of years of getting along, it would be absolutely false to say that there is no emotion, whether it is for the peace of the Three Realms or for the sake of family harmony, he doesn't want to fight with the Queen Mother. However, the Queen Mother is too faceless, and she usually does it, anyway, who in the world doesn't know this?

But today is different from the past, in front of the spokesperson of the Heavenly Dao, if you can't even handle your own wife, how can you manage the huge Three Realms?

The Jade Emperor's eyes looked at Lu Chen, with a hint of pleading, as long as Lu Chen let go and didn't take it seriously, then it was easy to say anything, if Lu Chen had to pursue it, then he could only fight with the Queen Mother!

"It's ...... Asking for the opinion of a mortal?" The Queen Mother's heart was shocked to the extreme, and her heart, which would not fluctuate for hundreds of millions of years, actually rippled.

How can a mortal be like this? What kind of origin does he have?

The Queen Mother is puzzled, when did such a figure appear in the three worlds of heaven, earth and man?

Lu Chen was rarely twisted, and he was in the spotlight, of course, it was not the first time, when he was a child, he followed the old grandfather who adopted him to pick up rags. However, being noticed by a group of immortals, or a group of immortals with the highest status and strongest strength in the Three Realms, this feeling is really not something that ordinary people can bear.

Of course, what made Lu Chen feel most embarrassed was the pleading eyes of the Jade Emperor!

It is said that it is difficult for a Qing official to break the housework, but he, a mortal, is going to break the housework of the Jade Emperor, the lord of the Three Realms, today!

"Ahem....!"

Lu Chen coughed a few times to relieve the tension in his heart, and then said with a serious face: "Emperor, I think forget it, this is not a big deal, it's a trivial matter, and it makes money with harmony!"

Saying these few words, Lu Chen was so nervous in his heart, damn it, I'm afraid that whoever comes will be nervous, right? Fortunately, the concept of hierarchy in the 21st century is not so serious, otherwise even if there is the blessing of heaven, Lu Chen will not dare to participate in the family affairs of the Jade Emperor, and it will be too late to run.

"Then listen to Brother Lu Dao, I'm sorry, let Brother Lu Dao smile!" The Jade Emperor was relieved and said gratefully.

"Why don't you come and thank Brother Lu Dao!" the Jade Emperor roared, and Yao Chi trembled a few times.

The Queen Mother is a spirit, if she wants to fight, she is not afraid of the Jade Emperor, but when the Jade Emperor is really angry, she still has a little worry in her heart, after all, in name, the Jade Emperor is the real master of the Three Realms!

What's more, that Brother Lu Dao, it seems that he is not small, the Jade Emperor has to be careful, it seems that he can't do it if he doesn't bow his head this time!

Worthy of being the mother of the Three Realms, the Queen Mother quickly calmed down, smiled slightly, and the whole Yao Chi was overshadowed, her heavenly voice sounded, and said: "The Queen Mother has seen Brother Lu Dao, thank you Brother Lu Dao for your help, Brother Lu Dao is far away, the Queen Mother has never been far away, please forgive Brother Lu Dao!"

"The Queen Mother was polite. Lu Chen felt that the bones all over his body were crispy, this queen mother was terrible when she was angry, and this laugh was also overwhelming, even this sound was enough to make the gods intoxicated, and she really deserved to be the mother of the Three Realms.

If it weren't for the blessing of the Heavenly Dao Brand, just with this heavenly sound, Lu Chen would have been able to get lost here, and I am afraid that he would have to look like a foreign person.

Lu Chen looked at the Jade Emperor, watching the Jade Emperor staring at the washboard in the hands of the eight maids with an ugly face, he instantly understood, and smiled secretly in his heart.

"The Jade Emperor is the master of the Three Realms, I will have to deal with him in the future, it seems that I have to help him once!" Lu Chen thought.

This kind of thing is not easy to solve in ancient times, and in ancient families, either the man had the final say, and the woman did not have the slightest status. Either women are strong, and men are like the Jade Emperor, which can only be described as two nests.

But in modern times, it is not a difficult thing, in the 21st century, pay attention to equality between men and women, and you can divorce if you can't live!

Of course, this kind of thing can never be said, if the Jade Emperor is serious, then it will be a big trouble, where to find another queen mother of the world?

Lu Chen thought for a while and said to the Queen Mother: "Queen Mother, I don't know if I should say something or not?"

"Brother Dao has something to say, just say it, the Queen Mother listens!" said the Queen Mother seriously.

A mortal who can make the Jade Emperor pay homage, but he has to make the Queen Mother pay attention to it.

"As the saying goes, men and women are equal, in fact, if you want family harmony, why be so serious?" Lu Chen looked at the washboard in the arms of the eight maids, intentionally or unintentionally, and said: "Both of them are big people with status and status, and their words and deeds represent the sky, isn't this a joke?"

"What Brother Dao said is that the Queen Mother knows that she is wrong!"

The Queen Mother's face turned grim, and she shouted at the eight maids: "You don't retreat quickly!"

"Queen Mother!" At this time, Lu Chen spoke again, he paced in place, and even took out a cigarette from his pocket, put it in his mouth unhurriedly, took out a lighter and lit it, spewed out a puff of smoke, and said: "Family harmony, the world is peaceful, the three worlds of heaven, earth and man are in the hands of the two, just like a group, the emperor is the chairman, the queen mother is the chairman's wife, the male protagonist is outside, the female protagonist is inside, wouldn't it be good to discuss major matters together?"

The immortals listened to the clouds, what group, what chairman, they didn't understand, but after all, they were all immortals, and they probably heard the meaning, and couldn't help but sincerely admire Lu Chenlai, who really deserved to be the spokesperson of the way of heaven, and his opinion was not ordinary, and he hit the nail on the head!

"Yes, Queen Mother, we are all wrong. "The Jade Emperor secretly rejoiced in his heart, the male protagonist is outside, and the female protagonist is inside, isn't this just right for himself? However, his face did not show the slightest joy, but a solemn face, a teachable look.

"The Queen Mother also knows that she is wrong!" The Queen Mother is also secretly happy in her heart, the female protagonist is in the main house, isn't it the same inside and outside? I haven't heard people say that the Three Realms are in the hands of the two of us? It's not your Jade Emperor alone.

"It's so dangerous, it's finally done!" Lu Chen secretly wiped a cold sweat.

"In that case, then, Emperor, come, I'll give you the things, you sign for it, I should go back too, I'm still busy at home!" Lu Chen said.

Yaochi, Lu Chen really wanted to go in and take a stroll, but he didn't dare, he was afraid that his heart wouldn't be able to stand it, and a random joke would cause such a big storm, if he said something wrong, what would it be?

"Okay! Trouble Brother Lu Dao!"

This kind of thing happened, the Jade Emperor was embarrassed to continue to keep Lu Chen, the backyard would catch fire at any time, and he had to put out the fire quickly, at least he couldn't let the spokesperson of the Heavenly Dao grasp the handle, if he let the Heavenly Dao know, not only would his position as the Jade Emperor be difficult to protect, but the Queen Mother would not be able to escape.

It's a big deal, and there's nothing more important than that.

Lu Chen took out the Book of Heaven from his arms, handed it to the Jade Emperor with both hands, and at the same time a book appeared in his hand, this book was originally not available, it was his own whim, although he was working for Hongjun Daozu, but they were also part-time jobs, at least there had to be evidence, right?

If there is high technology on the earth, you have to sign for confirmation in person, but there is no high technology, if you don't sign for confirmation, isn't there not the slightest evidence to prove it? This is not good, it is related to your own work!

"What does this mean?" the Jade Emperor carefully took the Book of Heaven with both hands, then looked at the notebook and pen that Lu Chen continued to hand over, and asked suspiciously.

"Trouble the Emperor, you can sign this, or stamp a seal, and let me go back and have an explanation. Lu Chen said.

"Oh, I see, I see!" The Jade Emperor suddenly realized, and quickly wrote his name with a pen, but the writing was really ugly, mainly for the first time with a gel pen, Rao is his mana is profound, and he is not so quick to adapt to ah.

It is estimated that the Jade Emperor himself can't stand the words he writes, and with a flip of his hand, a special seal representing the Jade Emperor appeared, and a golden seal was stamped on Lu Chen's book with a snap!

"Okay, it's done, I'm leaving!" Lu Chen turned around and prepared to leave.

At this moment, the Queen Mother suddenly shouted: "Brother Lu Dao, please wait!"

"Queen Mother, do you have anything else?" Lu Chen was a little puzzled and turned around and asked.

A fairy flew from afar, holding a golden box in her hand, and handed it to the Queen Mother with both hands, and then the Queen Mother handed it to Lu Chen, and said: "Brother Lu Dao is far away, my husband and wife are not well entertained, and if you are careful, you should be considered to apologize to Brother Lu Dao, and please ask Brother Lu Dao to accept it." ”

This is said gently and tactfully, charming, where is the previous strong posture? It is clearly a gentle and beautiful lady to the extreme!

Lu Chen accepted it in a daze, and rushed out of the heavenly court with the Heavenly Dao card!

In the huge Heavenly Court, I'm afraid that he is the only one who dares to control the magic weapon to enter and exit the Yaochi Heavy Land casually, right?

Behind him, the great gods of the Heavenly Court were full of regret, and they couldn't wait to forcibly leave Lu Chen, the spokesperson of the Heavenly Dao, who didn't want to be close and close?

"Hey, what's that?" said King Tota when he suddenly saw something.

"It seems to have fallen from Brother Lu Dao. Someone said.

Tota Heavenly King picked it up, shook it gently, and dropped out a few cigarettes, of course he didn't know it, but he saw Lu Chen put it in his mouth and smoked it before, so he picked one up casually, rubbed his two fingers, and lit the cigarette with divine fire.

"Yes, it tastes good!" he said, intoxicated.