367 The single title is said to be a book of water
In the end, it was to compensate Long Xiaole for a lunch, Zhang was afraid to buy ten meat buns, sat on the street, and the two brothers were five each, watching the cars and people come and go while eating.
The traffic came and went, bringing up dust, and Long Xiaole said, "Are you inviting me to eat ashes?"
Zhang was afraid to say: "Don't be vulgar, isn't it? Don't you feel like you're recounting the green years? At that time, we just sat on the road with nothing to do......
Long Xiaole shouted: "You stop me, Lao Tzu is a post-90s generation, and you can't compare with your uncle-level characters, I don't understand what you're talking about." ”
"Are you born in the 90s? I'm going, I'm anxious enough, I always thought you were older than me. Zhang Wei said: "The meat bun is delicious, this feeling of doing nothing is okay?"
Long Xiaole said: "You have always been so happy, is it because you have successfully deceived yourself?"
"What?" Zhang said casually.
"You old bark, how can you be embarrassed to say that my little fresh meat is in a hurry?" Long Xiaole said: "Interview, what is the feeling of deceiving yourself." ”
Zhang Wei snorted: "You are jealous." ”
Long Xiaole stood up and said, "Don't be stupid with you, the two idiots in the big winter sit on the road and eat meat and buns......"
Zhang was afraid to rush to speak: "Believe me, this moment will become your eternal memory, and you will miss this feeling in the future, and you will remember that one winter, there were two stupid guys sitting on the side of the road eating ashes." ”
Long Xiaole was stunned for a moment, thought about it again and again, sat down again and continued to eat the meat bun, but stood up again after a while: "You bastard, you don't even buy a bottle of water, you want to choke me to death?" turned around and went to buy water.
Zhang was afraid to shout: "Bring me a bottle." ”
After a while, Long Xiaole came back and handed Zhang Wei a bottle of liquor.
After starting it, it didn't feel right, looking at the things in his hand, and then at the pure water that Long Xiaole was holding, he said angrily: "You let me drink liquor, you drink water?"
"Drinking is a good thing, it's a great thing, how can you complain? I don't want to drink it to you, you should be moved. Long Xiaole said loudly.
Zhang was afraid to look at the label: "62 degrees?
Long Xiaole read the advertising slogan: "Hengshui Lao Baigan, you deserve it." ”
"I'll kill you. Zhang Wei got up and said, "Goodbye." ”
Long Xiaole asked, "Why are you going?"
"I don't sue you. Zhang was afraid to carry the liquor back to school.
Long Xiaole followed behind, and just as he was about to speak, someone ran over to the side of the road: "What are you doing?"
Long Xiaole looked back: "What are you doing?"
"Went out to play and just came back. "The person who came is called Ma Ping, who is Long Xiaole's former friend and teammate, and belongs to the provincial billiards team. Zhang is afraid that he has also seen it.
Long Xiaole looked into the distance: "Came back with your legs?"
"Where, I'll let my teammates bring it back and run over by myself. Ma Ping said: "I haven't seen you for a long time, it's rare to meet, let's go, drink something." ”
Long Xiaole shouted at Zhang Wei: "Let's go?"
Zhang was afraid to stop, turned around and said, "Am I not walking?" and waved his hand at Ma Ping: "See you again." ”
Ma Ping was a little surprised: "You are ...... That, that, billiards, right?"
"Congratulations, you guessed it. Zhang was afraid and said, "Happy New Year." ”
Ma Ping smiled: "You worshiped early enough this year, let's go, let's have a drink together?"
Zhang Wei said: "Be careful, this guy wants to eat a bowl of super noodles for 1,000 yuan, is there enough money in his pocket?"
Ma Ping was stunned for a moment and asked Long Xiaole, "Why are noodles so expensive?"
Long Xiaole said: "Listen to his nonsense, go, drink." "Stand on the side of the street and reach out to stop the car.
Zhang Wei walked back and said, "Give me the meat bun." ”
Long Xiaole looked at the plastic bag in his hand, and then at the plastic bag in Zhang Wei's hand: "Do you still want to eat?"
"Wasting food is the most shameful thing in the world. Zhang was afraid and said, "Bring it." ”
Long Xiaole pondered and scolded loudly: "You bastard did it on purpose, how could you buy ten meat wives?"
As soon as he finished speaking, the taxi stopped on the side of the road, and the driver probed and asked, "Are you leaving?"
Long Xiaole was angry, his voice was very loud, and he shouted casually: "Where are you going?" After speaking, he felt that something was wrong, looked back, and hurriedly said, "Go, go." "Throw the plastic bag to Zhang Wei, open the door and get into the car.
Ma Ping greeted Zhang Wei: "Get in the car?"
"No, I don't have a common language with rich people, we can't speak together. Zhang was afraid to go back to school with two bags of meat buns and a bottle of liquor.
Long Xiaole said: "Don't take care of that turtle grandson, the more you deal with him, the more you will drag." ”
Ma Ping got into the car with a smile, said the name of the hotel, and drove away.
Zhang is afraid to go back to the office to work, and he will eat a meat bun for a while, but he is also very happy.
Later, ride your bike home.
There are two new cars on the balcony, a super premium music bike that I bought when my head was broken, and a prize that I won back by singing. Now there's another one downstairs.
After thinking about it, he called a meeting of six monkeys: "There are three bicycles at home, do you want to ride to school or walk?"
The six monkeys disagreed, and Zhang was afraid to throw out the car keys: "Whatever you want." ”
The next day at work, the students reported the news, and six students said that there were bungalows for rent, but the most reliable was Li Yingying. He went to inquire on his own, and said that there was a courtyard outside the city in the west, and there was a sign for renting it all the time, and he went to see it again after school yesterday, and the sign had not been taken off.
After school at noon, Zhang was afraid to take Li Yingying to see the house outside the city, and it would take more than an hour to take the bus. After getting off the bus, there is a typical rural HOS cluster.
Go back 20 or 30 years, and this must be a rural village within a rural area. With the economic development, the urban area has been expanded again and again, and development zones have been built to make the area a suburb of the city.
A path goes out more than 30 meters, is an old yard, the yard is three large tiled houses, the yard is also encircled with chicken coops, pigsties. No one has taken care of it for a long time. There was no one living in it, and the yard was white and covered with snow.
If nothing else, the yard is huge!
I followed the phone on the sign, and it was a woman who answered the phone and understood that she wanted to rent a house. The woman spoke directly: "Pay a one-year rent at one time, and have two months of security deposit, this is a must, I live in the city, I can't go back to see it from time to time, what if you burn the house?"
Zhang was afraid and said: "If you really want to burn down the house, what is the two months' deposit for?"
The woman thought for a moment and said, "What are you renting a house for?"
Zhang was afraid to say stop.
"Going to live in the suburbs?" the woman thought about and asked, "Do you buy a house?"
Zhang Wei said: "I want to buy it, but I am a foreigner, and I still have one, you are a rural land, right?"
It's just that you can't buy it. The woman asked, "Where are you now?"
Zhang was afraid to reply and said that he was standing outside the courtyard of your house.
The woman hesitated and said, "Wait for me." "Hang up.
Half an hour later, a car drove in, and after parking the car, a woman about 30 years old, wearing a down jacket, asked, "You want to rent a house?"
Zhang was afraid to say yes, and took the initiative to introduce: "My name is Zhang Wei, I am a Chinese teacher at No. 119 Middle School, and the house is for an old lady who takes in a lot of stray cats and dogs, and can't live in a building." ”
The woman thought for a moment and said, "Seven hundred a month, rent?"
Zhang was frightened: "Seven hundred out of the city?"
The woman said, "Come in and see." As he spoke, he took the key and opened the door.
The lock is strong and can be opened after not using it for so long. The woman opened the door and walked inside: "There are more than 200 square meters in the courtyard alone. ”
Zhang was afraid to look left and right: "It's not like it." ”
"There was still one behind the room. The woman said.
The house is built in the shape of an L-shaped lying on its side, there is a cellar behind the house, and there is a storeroom, and the toilet is at the entrance of the courtyard. There's running water, but there's also a self-pressurized faucet, which is the kind of water pipe that hits the ground.
Before entering the house, she walked around the courtyard, and the woman said, "How much is it for such a big house and such a big yard to charge only seven hundred?"
Zhang Wei said: "I'm quite satisfied, but I don't live there, let's discuss, take the old lady to see the house tomorrow, okay?"
"Well, it would be best if you could buy it. The woman said, "This is my old house, and no one has lived in it." ”
The three of them wandered around the yard, trampling the white ground and dirty, and then went out. The woman was very kind, knowing that the two of them came by bus, and took the initiative to invite them to get on the bus and send them back to the city.
When they were separated, the woman said, "Whether you rent or not, give me a letter." ”
Zhang was afraid to say that it was certain, and the woman drove away.
Li Yingying said: "The house is good, but it is too far away. ”
Zhang was afraid to say: "If it weren't far away, it would have been rented out long ago." ”
Li Yingying asked, "Rent?"
"I'll talk about it later. The two of them changed buses and went home.
The New Year is approaching, and people who go to other places to beg for a living in happiness are coming back one after another.
It's a very interesting thing, whether it's a liar or a lady, or a robber, or even a murderer, as long as you have family, you will definitely want to come back during the Chinese New Year.
At the end of each year, the police always crack some big and important cases, and the reason is that the criminals go home for the New Year and are seen......
Wu Laosan was a turtle who ate a woman's meal, and he came back early, because he stabbed Lin Asakusa, and he also escaped in advance.
Lin Asakusa is a working boy, and he is not very good, but he also came back for the New Year.
There are also some girls who have been in the leather and meat business in other places have returned.
No matter whether you have money or not, how you mix, in the past few days when you go home, even if you slap your swollen face, you must be fat. Someone has another treat today.
On the way home, Zhang called the turtle and said that he would borrow the van tomorrow.
The turtle said, "Just right, come back and drink." ”
Zhang was afraid to ask, "Who invited?"
"The big head is back. The turtle said, "The big head and the four eyes, and the son are back home." ”
"I've never seen a big head, but I've seen it with four eyes. Zhang was afraid to think for a while and said, "I won't go." ”
"Come back, Big Tiger Charter. The turtle said: "You don't know, the big head family used to be very poor, and now they buy a house and a car, and they leave happiness early. ”
"Don't go. Zhang was afraid or refused.
The turtle smiled: "Let's come, the big head is engaged in a very wonderful profession, you listen to it more, maybe it can be written into the book." ”
Zhang was afraid to ponder: "Okay." ”
Hang up the phone and tell Li Yingying, Zhang is afraid to get out of the car early and change the car back to happiness. Let's go to my grandmother's house first and talk about the house.
Grandma Yu said: "Xiao Wang also found two houses and said to take me to see them." ”
Zhang Wei said: "Let's look at it together, go through it tomorrow, and choose a suitable one to rent." ”
Grandma Yu sighed and said: "If only I had a healthy body, I live on the top floor, there is such a big platform, and how many dogs are raised." (To be continued.) )