When he heard Wang Xiaolu say that Bai Qingyan was going to accuse him, Guo Dalu was surprised, "This old man is crazy?"

took Wang Xiaolu's mobile phone and slid it on the screen a few times, found the indictment written by Bai Qingyan, and read it carefully. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

I saw that this accusation was really written with sincerity and affection, how touching and touching, how miserable and miserable, and the writing was surprisingly good. Guo Dalu, who saw it, was amazed, ", if the book written by this old man Bai can also reach the level of this accusation letter, there will be no situation where the work cannot be sold." ”

After reading this letter of accusation, he pondered for a moment, and said to Wang Xiaolu: "Xiaolu, you tell readers on Weibo, calling on everyone not to harass Bai Qingyan, after all, this old man is not young, and the measurement is also small, if he is really angry to death, I can't escape it." Besides, with the combat effectiveness of the Sprinkle family, ten Bai Qingyan are also given for free, and I don't need the majority of netizens to help me. This makes me seem a little bit overwhelmed. ”

Wang Xiaolu nodded and said, "What about the movie?"

"Of course it has to be sent out!"

Guo Dalu said with a smile: "Just rubbing the heat, this white old man wants to sue me, but it saves a lot of publicity money for the movie." ”

He called Chen Ruihu and said to Chen Ruihu: "Let your lawyer team help me start the judicial stress procedure, if this Bai Qingyan doesn't sue me, forget it, if you really accuse me to the court, then your lawyer team will countersue him for slandering me and spreading rumors to destroy my image, and at the same time magnify the amount of compensation as much as possible." ”

He smiled and said: "This old man is really poor and crazy, and it is really ridiculous that I asked me to compensate him for millions of losses." ”

Chen Ruihu snorted angrily: "Brother Da Lu, why are you waiting for him to sue you?

Guo Dalu shook his head and said: "I have a preliminary understanding of this Bai Qingyan's information, he is already in his sixties, if you can save some face for him, try to save a little bit of face, a literati with a small belly and chicken intestines, you don't need to be as knowledgeable as him, the destructive power is limited, and the threat is almost zero, so don't care too much." ”

He smiled: "It's okay to have a pen fight with him once in a while, but if you really take the initiative to go to court, it seems that we are too bullying, and there is no need to kill them all like this." ”

Chen Ruihu said: "What if he really accuses you?"

Guo Dalu said: "Then go to court, anyway, I scolded him a few words at most, but he was spreading rumors and smearing me, which one is light and which is heavy, I believe he himself knows the difference." ”

Speaking of this, Guo Dalu said to Chen Ruihu: "This kind of person is pitiful and angry, on the surface he is a cultural person, but in fact he is a villain who sees the wind and steers the rudder." Just because when the Yellow River Literature and Art first promoted the book, he tilted the promotion resources to me so much, which made him hold a grudge and hold a grudge. ”

He didn't dare to offend the Yellow River literature and art, so he set his sights on me, a new little writer. ”

Guo Dalu sighed: "This kind of old man is not ashamed, just like a shell that crawls on the surface of your feet, although it doesn't bite you, it can disgust you." It's just that he is still highly qualified and senior, you really have to work with him seriously, no matter whether you win or lose, you will not lose a good reputation. ”

"If you really him off, then it's a lot of fun!"

When he said this, he suddenly said with great interest: "But I really want to test this old man's psychological tolerance!"

He took out his notebook, took out a pen, thought about it, wrote a page in the notebook, tore it off and handed it to Wang Xiaolu, "Send this out on Weibo, and don't forget to promote our movie." ”

Wang Xiaolu took it and looked at it, and laughed out loud, "Brother Dalu, this is too bad, isn't it?

After Chen Ruihu finished reading it, he also said: "Brother Dalu, didn't you say that it was best not to do anything with this old man? Why did you do it for him in a blink of an eye?"

Guo Dalu said: "Nonsense, what I said is someone else, does it include me?"

He asked the people, "When have you ever seen me beaten and not fought back?"

Wang Xiaolu said: "Then why did you say so much earlier?"

Guo Dalu said: "If I don't say that, how can I show my superhuman wisdom in life?"

Everyone: "......"

So that night, such an article appeared on Guo Dalu's Weibo, and the name of the article was "Analysis of Rabies and Pink Eye".

The article says: There are two strange diseases in this world, one is rabies and the other is pink eye.

The difference between these two diseases and other diseases is that the other diseases are all physiological lesions, but these two diseases are divided into two types: physical and psychological.

Everyone knows that the physical disease is because the patient is unfortunately infected by the virus, so he suffers from this disease. I have compassion and compassion for patients with physical diseases, they get sick passively, these people are very pitiful, but also worthy of sympathy.

But there is also a case of rabies and pink eye, which is a psychological disease.

This kind of person is physiologically healthy, even better than many normal people, but they all have a common characteristic, that is, their eyes are red, blood-red.

Even wearing the most popular titanium-framed glasses can't hide the crazy look in their red eyes.

This kind of person is normal at ordinary times, but once his colleagues or friends surpass him in some way, then his eyes will immediately become bloodshot, their noses will open and close rapidly, their expressions will become excited, and finally they will become restless and restless.

Strong jealousy can turn them from humans into beasts, from virtuous gentlemen to hypocritical and insidious villains in an instant.

They first become pink eye patients, then as their eyes get redder, they slowly change from pink eye to rabies, and then they start biting around like real rabid patients.

They don't dare to bite the big people, and they bite the little people meaninglessly, only peers or friends who are equal to their status are the focus of their attacks.

Their attacks are varied and extremely powerful, and many of their colleagues and friends have been torn to pieces by them for no apparent reason.

What is particularly frightening is that patients with this mental illness only get sick in the dead of night when they are alone, and the rest of the time is normal in the eyes of everyone.

But once he enters the dark and solitary environment, this sick symptom will suddenly erupt, secretly biting and slandering all his peers and friends, until they are all knocked down and trampled under their feet, and they will disappear after they are comfortable.

This pink eye and rabies have been around for a long time, thousands of years ago, and it is estimated that it will not disappear in thousands of years.

In fact, there is a method that is extremely effective for patients with this psychological pink eye and rabies, and it is highly recommended to create a dog stick method, which can break their legs, break their teeth, and immediately make the dogs lose their voice.

Moreover, this set of dog-beating stick method is practiced to a very high depth, called "there are no dogs in the world", and the effect is wonderful.

…… Mr. Bai Qingyan suffered from this disease, and it has reached an extremely serious level, scratching and biting people like a mad dog, which has reached an unreasonable level.

The dog-beating stick of the Sprinkler family is ready, just waiting for Mr. Bai to peek out of the hole!