Chapter 360: Sanjiao Diuretic
Zhang Feng scolded: "You are, I am just that you can't stand up." ”
"Really?" Yang Haoyu hooked a sneer at the corner of his mouth, the silver light flashed in his hand, and a silver needle ejected out, piercing directly into Zhang Feng's buttocks.
"Ahh
Zhang Feng screamed in pain, followed by his body burst out of strength, and suddenly got up from the ground, he pulled out the silver needle, and threw it on the ground angrily: "Who the fuck is plotting against Lao Tzu." ”
Yang Haoyu said disdainfully: "Lao Tzu is plotting, what can you do to Lao Tzu, dare to lie on the ground and injure people, security guard, give it to me." ”
"Yes. ”
The security guard immediately pounced, Zhang Feng resisted, but unfortunately he looked strong, but in fact, he was very empty inside, and he was grabbed by the security guard in three or two clicks and pressed to the ground.
Yang Haoyu pointed at him and said, "Let's take a look, this person is so big, he can't beat the security guard who is two smaller than him, isn't this nothing?"
Some nodded approvingly, others were skeptical.
"Some people are born strong, but they can't fight, so if they can't beat the security guards, it's not necessarily true. ”
Yang Haoyu pointed out again: "Don't believe it, whoever goes to press it on his waist will press this position." ”
Yang Haoyu gestured with his finger at one of the spectators.
Someone immediately went to draw a gourd in the same way and pressed it on Zhang Feng's waist.
"Ahh Zhang Feng screamed, followed by a foul smell coming from him, everyone looked over, and immediately frowned in disgust.
This Zhang Feng was pressed and actually had incontinence, this ugly appearance is really disgusting to look at.
Yang Haoyu explained: "This is the Sanjiao acupoint just now, which has a diuretic effect......
Zhang Feng scolded in shame: "Bastard, you are calculating." ”
Yang Haoyu said disdainfully: "I haven't finished speaking, what are you anxious about, if you want a person with a kidney deficiency, his bladder will not be out of appointment, and he will not be incontinent, but if a person with kidney deficiency presses this acupoint, hey, it will be like him, if you don't believe it, you can try it on your waist." ”
The people around were curious, and they tested on their own bodies, and found that after pressing it, they did have some urgency to urinate, but fortunately, there would be no urinary incontinence.
Of course, there are also a few people who are impatient to wash their hands and run around.
In this way, everyone also believed Yang Haoyu's words, Zhang Feng is indeed false.
Zhang Feng argued angrily: "If you don't deceive people, I am not false, and you are the one who is false." ”
Ye Yuning said disdainfully: "Facts speak louder than words, I advise you to be less quibble." ”
Yang Haoyu snorted coldly: "Zhang Feng, in fact, the first time I saw you, I saw that you are not good at character, what kind of wholehearted love, me, you are scorched black behind your ears, and your eye sockets are blue, this is clearly a manifestation of the erosion of nightlife, just people like you dare to say love without shame, I, security guard, why are you still stunned, drag this bastard out for me." ”
"Yes. ”
The security guards hurriedly escorted the people away.
Zhang Feng scolded and struggled, and the security guard was anxious, and gambled on his stinky mouth, so that he couldn't scold.
A farce ended there, and everyone dispersed.
Ye Yuning stared at the exit blankly, and suddenly turned his head to look at Yang Haoyu suspiciously: "Strange, why can you call the security guards here?"
"And that's not because of me. Zhang Yujie's voice suddenly sounded from behind, she seemed to have just finished exercising, and she still had a towel hanging around her neck.
Ye Yuning turned her head to see that it was her, and pounced happily: "Yu Jie, you miss me." ”
Ye Yuning and Zhang Yujie hugged each other and played kisses.
Yang Haoyu watched from the sidelines and asked in surprise, "You know each other?"
Zhang Yujie replied: "I should ask you this, how did you know Yu Ning?"
Ye Yuning replied: "He is my savior, this is a long time, let's talk about it as we go, by the way, how did you meet him." ”
The two beauties were exercising and talking, and then they knew about each other.
Ye Yuning looked at Yang Haoyu in surprise: "You still know medical skills?"
Yang Haoyu replied: "Know a little bit of fur." ”
Zhang Yujie snorted: "It's not just the skin, it's just a miracle doctor." ”
Ye Yuning immediately asked, "Great Divine Doctor, I don't know if you can make me whiter?"
Yang Haoyu magically threw a box of snow skin cream to her: "Take it and apply it to ensure that you are as white as a baby." ”
Ye Yuning was overjoyed.
Zhang Yujie was unhappy: "What about mine?"
"None of yours. ”
Yang Haoyu threw another box to him.
Zhang Yujie smiled at this time: "That's right." ”
After exercising, the two beauties took Yang Haoyu to the café to sit.
Ye Yuning asked curiously, "Yu Jie, how long do you plan to stay in Yangcheng this time?"
Zhang Yujie glanced at Yang Haoyu and replied: "I may have to stay for a while, by the way, what about you, the catwalk incident, it will not affect your career development." ”
Ye Yuning said proudly: "Not only did it not affect me, but it also helped me to increase my fame, and soon I will become a supermodel." ”
Zhang Yujie rejoiced for her: "That's a good relationship, you are also a blessing in disguise, don't go back at night, go to the hotel to accompany me." ”
Yang Haoyu immediately asked curiously: "You two can't be that kind of relationship, right?" ”
Ye Yuning hugged Zhang Yujie and said happily: "You don't think nonsense, our relationship is still quite pure." ”
said that it was pure, but Ye Yuning's thief hand was not polite, and went straight to Zhang Yujie's chest to make it bad.
"I hate it, and there are men looking at it. Zhang Yujie glanced at her shyly.
Ye Yuning replied: "Don't be afraid, this animal is a thief with a thief's heart and no thief's guts, otherwise, I will be eaten by him under his excuse now, where can I see you." ”
Yang Haoyu said speechlessly: "Hey, please make it clear, I'm not a monster, I don't eat people, I will only love beautiful women in bed, besides, you yourself don't let me eat, I just made Yanagishita Hui once." ”
"Are you Megumi Yanagishita?" Zhang Yujie looked disdainful.
Ye Yuning looked at the two bickering, feeling that they must have a story, and asked curiously: "Yu Jie, you can't have been eaten by this bastard, why am I so miserable, you should give it to me for the first time." ”
"you, don't talk nonsense, I don't do lace edges, you want women, find someone else. Zhang Yujie hurriedly pushed her away.
"You hurt my heart so much. Ye Yuning looked heartbroken.
Zhang Yujie snorted and ignored her.
Yang Haoyu saw that the time was not early, got up and said: "Two beauties, you slowly cultivate the relationship of Lala, what about me, I am out of company." ”
"Bye-bye. Ye Yuning waved goodbye.
Zhang Yujie shouted: "Don't go, I still have something to discuss with you." ”
Yang Haoyu replied: "I don't have anything to discuss with you, I want benefits, hehe, you know what to do." ”
Zhang Yujie glared at Yang Haoyu angrily and left.
Ye Yuning was curious: "What benefits?"
(End of chapter)