"It's a dead day!"

What can you say? How did the once pure and flawless chick become like this?

"Alas, you can leave me a little tea!" said Tia as she took out another cup and hurriedly!

"You've cooked it again!" and the girls have eaten it, and your face is gone!" said Tia, pointing to the Rippy Snake that she had just shot!

"Alas! I said chick, didn't you just carry you all the way? If I hadn't forcibly carried you, you would have been arrested a long time ago! Isn't it just a few pinching of the two lumps of meat under you? Who told you to be behind like a fool, and you didn't even know that the snake was killed! If I didn't save you, you would have even black hair now!"

Isn't it just two balls of meat? I've pinched all four balls! I've also pinched the one on the left! What can you do!!

"Damn half-elves, you, you...... Shut up!!" Tia's originally cold face instantly turned red!

Lu Yan raised his eyebrows: If you want to fight with me, you are still tender!

"Go find some little beasts, snakes and other things you shot just now, and cook some food along the fire!

Hearing Lu Yan's words, Tia bit her lip and said, "Damn half-elf, can't you just let me go?"

When Lu Yan heard this, he was convinced! You really have to let go of such a situation!

Along the way, Lu Yan was still wondering, why did so many little beasts, snakes and insects attack the two of them! Lu Yan really had never tried to be attacked by such beasts and insects in the forest!

Lu Yan once spent the night in the forest with humans, but he was never attacked, only hungry beasts would attack him!

Later, I thought that I had never walked in the forest with a woman!

Got it! It turns out that I was walking in the forest with an enhanced version of the woman!

Lu Yan thought, a woman who is in a bad mood should let it, but not too much! What is a woman? If you don't fight for three days, you will go to the house to reveal the tiles! So you have to make him soft before she can let her!

Well, the premise is that she who has the physical ability to make herself soft hasn't come back yet!

The ability to persuade in physics is beyond that of lecturers and professors!

After a full meal, Tia rode Lu Yan brand, half-elf eleven road, mountain forest bike!

No batteries, no oil!Fully automatic, super intelligent!You can run people wildly, and you can use the bed as a pillow! Girl! You deserve it!

When Lu Yan's apprentices were running, their minds were very energetic!

......

"Stupid, don't push me away! Without me to cover your breath, do you want the monster to be swallowed alive or torn alive?!"

"You're crushing me! I don't care! I'm going to sleep better!"

"Eldest sister, we're on the run now! Don't ask so much, okay?!"

"But you said you would take care of me, protect me!

"Just take care of it! No protection! Besides, you, a 9 mage, are embarrassed to call me an apprentice to protect?"

"But I can't cast spells right now, it's the Pig Mage!

"But the pig is better than you!"

"What pig is stronger than me! Why is the pig stronger than me! You say?!"

"Pigs can eat and sleep! What do you eat! Mud ponds and dung pits sleep as soon as you lie down! Never ask for anything! Those who are stronger than you are not a little bit! What a difference between clouds and mud!"

"Besides, I'm also working hard to sleep with you!"

"What do you mean?"

"You stink, the pigs don't stink as you!"

"Ah~Lu Yan, you're dead~!"

A high scream resounded throughout the forest!What happened to Lu Yan and Tia? On the big tree, one leaf wrapped Tia, and another even bigger leaf wrapped Lu Yan and Tia again!

The whole thing looks like a meat dumpling wrapped in vegetable leaves! It's delicious!

"Alright, I've rested enough! Get up and keep running!"

"Oh, when will this day end?!"

Lu Yan picked up Tia on his back and climbed down the tree and looked for directions. Let Tia ride, and his humanoid "bicycle" will set off for the destination overnight!

The sun is rising! The bicycle walked into an open field. I saw the clear stream next to the clearing, and the shrimp jumped and the fish jumped!

Lu Yan stopped, Tia skillfully jumped off his back, drew his wand, and walked briskly to the stream! The wand pointed at the stream, and he couldn't help but lick his lips!

Lu Yan piled up the stove and looked at Tia. I want to ask myself, did I do something wrong?

Watching Tia change from a gentle and elegant goddess to a bottom-line crazy female foodie who wants to taste everything!

"What's wrong with the pigs? The pigs are now eating your rice and sleeping on your bed, and they are still making you comfortable to serve! What about being a pig?"

Listen, listen!Alas~!Lady training is measured in years, and it only takes half a day to fall!

Iniquity!

Grilled fish with fish and shrimp soup!

In fact, it can't just be blamed on Tia, Lu Yan himself is also a foodie, and he has a lot of ingredients in his backpack that taste similar to ginger, chili, 8 horns, bay leaves, etc.

Dry and grind them all into powder! Divide them into a dozen pouches in your backpack!

I was going to make my own food in Harvest City, but it was too expensive!

The price of all the ingredients scared Lu Yan to be full without eating!

So Li Yan eats every meal in Harvest City, with one or two slices of bread and a small glass of ale!

Quite saving!

But Lu Yan hates these foods! Because he has been eating them for more than half a year!

As you can imagine, in such a huge world, human beings basically only have 5 kinds of food!

Bread, the food that Lu Yan hates the most! Because when it first came out of the oven, it was Lu Yan who bit it, and after leaving it for a long time, it was it that taught Lu Yan how to behave!

Boiled meat, the smell of the meat was so bad that Lu Yan could only say to people: I'm a half-elf, just eat some fruit bread!

Barbecue, this is barely edible! But looking at the charred outside, when you take a bite, the bloody large piece of barbecue inside! Lu Yan really has no appetite!

Fruits! Lu Yan's most satisfying food! There are many kinds of flavors, and there are many delicious ones.

But it's food, and it has to be sold for money, and for more than half a year, it's Lu Yan's food that doesn't taste good! Who told him that he has no money!

And finally, the dish, well, the leaves. At every meal, there are one or two leaves, raw!

Once, at a meal at little Jimmy's house, there was a dish of vegetable leaves in the basin, washed.

But Lu Yan clearly looked at a nest of green worms on a vegetable leaf, and even watched Lance (little Jimmy's brother) roll up the vegetable leaf, put it in his mouth and chew it.

The green vegetable juice splashed (insect juice?), and Lu Yan said that the fruit that didn't taste good was good!

Lu Yan swore at that time that he would never eat raw vegetable leaves in the future!

It's disgusting!

When Lu Yan thought that he had a certain ability to protect himself (three seconds real man!), he couldn't wait to run out of the town, go to be a Shennong, and taste a hundred herbs!

Fortunately, he is a half-elf, and he can sense what is poisonous and what is not! Otherwise, before the soul of the goods is ignited, people will be poisoned!

And from the first time after hitting the little beast, Tia fell at a speed that was visible to the naked eye!

Lu Yan can be said to be holy! You see, under the boundless thinking, he can still cook the food that Tia squints and enjoys.

The taste of the people of the other world! Lu Yan said with disdain!

Lu Yan picked up a fishbone and picked his teeth, squinted at Tia and said, "Wash the pot, what are you still doing sitting here?"

Tia also learned from Lu Yan to pick his teeth and squint his eyes and said, "When did you say that? Why don't I remember? Besides, you call a noble earl! Elegant lady! Go wash the pot for you! Do you still have a conscience?"

"Elegant lady, do you have any misunderstanding of the word lady?" Lu Yan asked very seriously.

"A first-level spell model!" Tia understands Lu Yan for 10 points, and wants to work hard, to be practical!

"Two first-level spell models, three zero-level ones. There's still a long time left today, and you don't just want to eat this one, do you?"

Tia bit her lip and said, "Okay!

"It's not stingy, chick, I'll teach you to be a good girl!

"Okay, I don't want to listen to you! You, go wash the pot! After washing, come and squat here! Lord Ben wants to leave quickly!"

Lu Yan rolled his eyes, what can he say? People are willing to pay, although it will be later!

After getting everything done, Lu Yan squatted down in front of Tia in front of her under Tia's wishful eyes!

Carrying the beauty on his back, Lu Yan once again embarked on the way to run.

Having a beautiful and rich female friend is sometimes quite painful.

Because she's not your girlfriend yet.

More painful things.

Probably after becoming your girlfriend.

If you want to be more painful right away.

That is, she is someone else's girlfriend.

Lu Yan ran, his thoughts exuding.

The soul of the great foodie burns to the other world