Text Chapter 16 Playing Xu Qinghe
Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!
God is not keeping, and Xu Qinghe, who is at a loss, suddenly heard such a voice, and hope is suddenly born.
"That's right, artificial respiration, maybe there is still salvation. ”
Xu Qinghe wiped his tears, quickly knelt beside Lu Xiaomo, did cardiopulmonary resuscitation while doing artificial respiration, and said with a crying voice: "Lu Xiaomo, you must not die, if you die, how can you let me live? I don't want to eat prison for the rest of my life." ”
Blowing on Lu Xiaomo's mouth more than ten times, seeing that Lu Xiaomo still didn't react, Xu Qinghe's bony pink cheeks used his cherry mouth to do artificial respiration on his mouth.
Hey, no, who was talking in the room just now, Lu Xiaomo died, the woman on the bed was unconscious, and she didn't speak.
Thinking of this, she looked up and took a closer look, and found that Lu Xiaomo's hateful face, although his eyes were closed, his face seemed to be smiling.
Damn, it must be this thing pretending to be a ghost again, Nima, my first kiss was deceived by this goods.
Xu Qinghe was ashamed and angry, his face was full of anger, and he raised his hand to fan him in the face, and he had the momentum of slapping Lu Xiaomo's nasty face.
How could Lu Xiaomo listen to the sound and distinguish the position as she wished, raised his hand and grabbed her wrist, opened his eyes and smiled: "Beauty, you are ruthless enough, I didn't get on you, as for shooting me?"
To tell the truth, Lu Xiaomo was also apprehensive about the shot just now, if it weren't for his skills and timely dodge, I'm afraid that one shot would have sent him directly to the West Heaven to meet with the Buddha for tea and heart-to-heart.
After Lu Xiaomo dodged the shot, he took out a bag of chicken blood and stuffed it into his chest in a hurry, and the blood splashed everywhere, pretending to be shot, and playing this hot and beautiful policeman.
was really fooled, Xu Qinghe almost exploded.
I'm rubbing, this is a really special pit girl!
Her willow eyebrows were upside down, and her apricot eyes were round and she shouted: "Scum, you are the scum of the scum." ”
"If you really beat me to death, you are not afraid that you will be a widow for the rest of your life. Lu Xiaomo sat up and said teasingly.
"With a scum like you, there will never be that woman to marry you in your life. Xu Qinghe's eyes flashed with cold light, and his whole pretty face was almost twisted into a bun, and he puffed up.
After that, a move to cut off the grandson's foot was sent over, Lu Xiaomo saw that this kick was menacing, and he didn't dare to be careless, so he quickly let go of her hand, and turned over and dodged after a pigeon.
Xu Qinghe's move was just a false move, that is, to let Lu Xiaomo let go of her right hand so that she could free up her hand to draw the gun.
She saw Lu Xiaomo let go of her right hand, quickly retracted the kicking foot, then rolled back, took out a matching gun on one knee and aimed at Lu Xiaomo, Xu Qinghe had completely lost her mind at this time, she just wanted to shoot this thing, so what consequences did she consider.
"Bang"
Lu Xiaomo hurriedly dodged when he saw that the situation was wrong, only to feel that his back was cold, and the bullet passed through his back close to his back, seeing that she had gone crazy, and staying was purely looking for abuse.
He immediately made a quick decision, jumped suddenly, lifted his own package on the bed, and then rushed to the window with two arrows, and then a carp jumped over the dragon door and smashed the glass, and jumped down from the fifth floor like a ghost, so fast that it only took half a breath.
"Bang, bang!" and two more shots.
"Boom!"
The glass was scattered all over the ground, and Lu Xiaomo smashed the glass and jumped directly from the fifth floor.
Xu Qinghe fired two more shots in a row, and he didn't know if he hit this bastard.
???
What? This thing jumped off the building!
Xu Qinghe "chuckled" in his heart, knowing that he had made another catastrophe.
Nima, this is the fifth floor, jumping down, even if you don't die, it is estimated that it will be wasted, this is really a big basket.
If this thing really fell to death, she would definitely not be able to escape the involvement, or she would fall halfway, and she would have to serve him for the rest of her life.
Xu Qinghe hurriedly ran over, looked downstairs, and couldn't help but be stunned.
Lu Xiaomo was climbing down the water pipe, more flexible than a monkey, and climbed down after three times and five divided by two.
Seeing that he didn't fall to his death, Xu Qinghe felt a sense of happiness, and patted his frightened chest, "Fortunately, this soul didn't fall to death, otherwise I would have completely confessed in this life." ”
"Beauty, we will meet again, remember my name, my name is Lu Xiaomo!" Lu Xiaomo made a kissing action on the spot, taking advantage of her not reacting, and was afraid that she would shoot again, so she hurriedly ran away.
"Hmph, if we meet again, it's strange if I don't kill you next time. Xu Qinghe almost exploded in anger, and Xiao Qiong's nose was almost crooked.
Looking down, I couldn't help but be surprised, how did this thing do it, this is the fifth floor, you know, from the fifth floor to the downstairs, he only took a few seconds, I'm afraid the special police are not as powerful as him.
After Lu Xiaomo escaped, he rested on a bench in the park, probably because of drinking, and was awakened by thirst in the middle of the night.
ran to the street to find a store to buy water, but many shops on the street had already closed, and finally, finally found a commissary, Lu Xiaomo rushed in in a hurry, took a bottle of iced tea and went to the counter to pay the bill.
At this time, a beautiful woman in a nurse's uniform was holding two buckets of instant noodles in front of the checkout.
Looking at it, he has a ponytail, a melon seed face with double eyelids, a delicate face, fair skin, a perfect figure, convex and concave, and a white coat, he is simply an angel in white.
Tian Meina, a nurse at the First People's Hospital of Shangjun City, was on night duty tonight and came out to buy buckets of instant noodles.
Lu Xiaomo stared at the beautiful face, had the urge to take two bites, swallowed his saliva, hid his pervert look, and put the iced tea on the counter, "Boss, how much is a bottle of iced tea?"
"Ten bucks. As soon as he heard it, he was a foreigner, and the fat boss with a meaty face glanced at Lu Xiaomo, and said in a hoarse voice.
A bottle of iced tea actually costs ten yuan, which is simply selling something without conscience.
Tian Meina originally wanted to leave with her things, but this boss actually cheated outsiders, and she was inevitably a little uneven in her heart.
I wanted to open my mouth to say something, but the fat boss looked fierce, glared at her fiercely, and warned her, meaning that you dare to speak and try.
Tian Meina's petite body trembled, thinking that more things are better than less, so she bowed her head and said nothing.
"Here you go!" However, Lu Xiaomo took out ten yuan very happily and handed it to the boss.
The boss and Tian Meina were stunned at the same time, and the boss couldn't help but "look up" at Lu Xiaomo, and saw that he was holding iced black tea.
The boss thought that Lu Xiaomo would talk to him about the price, and then, he explained that it was closed at night, he just sold things at night, and he made hard-earned money or something like that, who knows, this fool, he paid the money without asking.
This thing is a stupid hat, with a poor and sour face, why are you a rich man?
You also let me deceive people with a sense of accomplishment, okay, deceiving you fool is simply tarnishing my IQ, uncle.
Tian Meina said in her heart, although this product is a little shabby, it is also clean, and it doesn't look like a fool?
The two walked out, and Tian Meina kindly reminded: "Ice tea is at most three or four yuan, and you have been cheated by the boss." ”
Lu Xiaomo drank the iced black tea in one gulp, it seemed that he was not lightly thirsty, wiped his mouth, his eyes widened, and he said in surprise: "What? He cheated me, bastard, I'll go to him to settle accounts!"
With that, he made a desperate posture.
"You just admit your loss, he is five big and three thick, you fight with him, it's not an ant shaking a tree, hitting a stone with an egg, and you can't do anything. Seeing him so reckless, Tian Meina was shocked, hurriedly grabbed him, looked at his weak body and persuaded him.
"Hey, that's right, what should I do?" Lu Xiaomo scratched his head and pondered.
"This guy really doesn't have a good head. Tian Mina glanced at him with sympathetic eyes.
"Hey, there it is. At this moment, Lu Xiaomo patted his head, as if his head had suddenly turned on, and ran to the side with an empty bottle.
Tian Meina is weird, what does this guy want to do? When I saw it, my little mouth was almost crooked, Lu Xiaomo was urinating on the empty bottle, lying down, what kind of person is this, didn't you see that there are still little girls here, this is a great insult to girls.
After Lu Xiaomo finished sprinkling, he took the filled "iced tea" and walked towards the commissary angrily.
Out of curiosity, Tian Mina also followed.
"Boss, why does your iced tea smell rancid. Lu Xiaomo put the iced black tea on the counter and shouted angrily.
The boss looked at Lu Xiaomo, who was coming and going, and then at the iced tea, raised his eyebrows, his eyes were round, and he said in a loud voice: "How is it possible?!"
"I don't believe you taste it!" Lu Xiaomo was neither humble nor arrogant, with a smile on his face, but his smile was more subtle.