In one of the most luxurious and high-grade hotels in Yuhang, the boiled fat seasonal crabs were placed on a celadon plate, and the red oil was shining, and they were all red and red, which was three points redder than the face of the excited Shahai Zen Master.

After the waiter laid out the crabs, he took out eight crabs and put them on the plate, and saluted Li Jiusan: "First palm, do you need us to peel them for you?"

This hotel is the accommodation that Li Jiusan has arranged for a long time when he came to Hangzhou, and all the service staff in the hotel naturally know his identity.

Li Jiusan's current leadership team has done a very good job of pro-people measures, and the hotel has not closed the roads and stores, but has strengthened the security force in the residential area and dining area.

"Little girl, I'll test you!"

Seeing the waiter's inquiry, Li Jiusan squinted his eyes and smiled: "I heard just now that there is an old monk sitting in the belly of each crab, can you help me find it?"

The beautiful waitress looked confused and stammered, "...... I haven't heard of a monk in this crab's belly!"

Li Jiusan laughed, "Okay, you can go with your business, thank you for your service!"

Thanked by Li Jiusan, the little girl's face turned red with excitement and left the room in a daze.

"Boy, in this Yuhang land, people who often eat crabs don't know where the monk you are talking about is, and you are still stubborn now? If you want me to say, the story you made up is not bad, very artistic, but don't make the monks villains, and finally have a reunion with Hemeimei!"

Shahai blew his beard and glared: "That's what I said, the old monk has always been kind to others, and has never done anything ridiculous, Mr. Guo deliberately told the story and arranged me, which really made the old monk feel uncomfortable, Amitabha!"

Guo Dalu said with a smile: "Lao Sha, you are too sensitive, I am arranging you when I talk about a white snake? If I talk about being a god, do you have to rise to the height of humiliating the Buddha?"

"Gods, what's that story?"

Everyone was very curious, and Li Jiusan smiled and said, "Do you have any bad ideas?

Li Jiusan is to take care of Shahai's face so that Guo Dalu will not talk nonsense, of course, there is another point that is cautious about religion. This is determined by his current position, and it is impossible to encourage Guo Dalu to say anything that provokes religious contradictions.

But Lei Yu, Xi Longgu and others are not politicians, so there is no such evasion, after listening to Guo Dalu's words, the three of them all felt itchy in their hearts, and they were very curious about the story of the gods in Guo Dalu intersection, but at this time, Li Jiusan spoke, and in front of the old monk Shahai, they were embarrassed to let Guo Dalu tell it, but the curiosity in their eyes was difficult to hide, and the sea of sand that looked at it was angry, "Amitabha, sure enough, every time you encounter this evil star, nothing good will happen!"

When he heard Guo Dalu say that there was a story about insulting the Buddha and slandering the Buddha, he was immediately startled, and he didn't dare to say anything more, so he hurriedly pulled the topic back, "We are here to find Fahai in the crab, not to listen to the story, Mr. Guo, please find out." ”

Guo Dalu laughed, "You old monk, you don't shed tears when you don't see the coffin, okay, sprinkle the family and it will fulfill you!"

Guo Dalu's hometown of Baolan City is barren, there are no crabs at all, there is basically nothing else in the nearby river except fish and dried shrimp, in fact, even the dried shrimp and fish in the river are pitiful, and it is not big, so Guo Dalu from childhood to adulthood in addition to eating some fish and shrimp in the New Year, the rest of the time there is rarely a chance to eat aquatic products.

Even fish and shrimp are rarely eaten, let alone crabs or anything, and you can eat some hairtail fish and kelp during the New Year, which can barely be regarded as seafood, but there is still a long way to go from seafood.

So this guy didn't eat crabs at all when he was a child, that is, when he grew up, he traveled to the rivers and lakes, so he had the opportunity to taste delicious food all over the world, so he knew what this crab tasted like.

But I have eaten and eaten, but I have never heard of the "monk who lives" in the crab, and I have never found it, in fact, let alone him, other people who eat crabs have not paid attention to this phenomenon, and it is a legend in another world that "there is a monk living in the crab", but no one knows it in this world.

It was only after Guo Dalu got a memory out of thin air that he realized that there was such a way to eat crabs, so he also specially bought a few crabs to eat, and really let him find the "monk in the belly of the crab", so today he is so confident in facing Shahai's questioning.

"Lao Sha, look at it!"

Guo Dalu took the scissors and cut off the claws of the crab, then opened the lid of the crab, dug up all the crab roe and crab paste in the lid and ate it, revealing a yellow triangular jelly-like little thing inside, and then used a small knife to cut the triangular thing, and then slowly flipped it, "Attention, attention, the time has come to witness the miracle!"

Guo Dalu smiled and said, "Come out, Fahai!"

In the curious eyes of everyone, a vivid old monk with his head cross-legged and bowed slowly appeared in Guo Dalu's hands, his eyebrows were like that, his face was black and white, and his head was bare, and he really looked like a monk.

"Wow!"

Seeing this nail-sized zazen monk, Xi Longgu screamed, "There really is a monk!"

She got up excitedly and walked to Guo Dalu, looked closer, and couldn't help admiring, "Oh my God, I've eaten crabs for so many years, and I didn't know that there was such a way to eat them!"

Li Jiusan and the others were also dumbfounded, "Is there really a monk inside?"

Guo Dalu laughed, and put the trembling "zazen monk" in the palm of Xi Longgu's hand, "Look at them all, look at them all, don't you look like a great monk? Lao Sha, I seriously doubt that your appearance is like this monk!"

Shahai is a natural dark skin, his bare head is shiny, Guo Dalu doesn't say it, at this time, listening to him, everyone's eyes are moving back and forth between Shahai and the "zazen monk", after watching it a few times, I found that Shahai really resembles this thing taken out of the crab, for a while everyone wanted to laugh and was embarrassed to laugh, and their faces turned red, even Li Jiusan couldn't help but say, "Stinky boy, you can eat!"

Shahai looked at it for a while, blushed and said roughly: "You are a coincidence, this doesn't count! You find another one to try! I don't believe that every one is like this!"

Guo Dalu laughed and said, "Okay, you see, I'll do it again!"

He took out another crab, lifted the lid, and after a while, another "crab monk" was peeled out by him, "See?

Shahai's mind was confused, "This is a coincidence! This must be a coincidence!"

Guo Dalu said with a smile: "I didn't say it was a coincidence, but the combination of coincidence and reality will naturally produce a story, I said Lao Sha, a joke, just a story, why should you care? Zen disciples still drink Buddha and scold their ancestors, you have to take these things seriously, what positive results do you cultivate? Even the people who listen to the story don't take it seriously, you are a monk who is angry because of this, and your Zen all these years seem to be in vain!"

Sha Hai was slightly stunned, his body suddenly froze, he was originally in a mess in his mind and was shocked and angry, at this time he heard Guo Dalu's reprimand, as if he was being drunk as a stick, and the distractions in his mind disappeared for a while, thinking that he had put all his thoughts into drinking tea, playing the piano and playing chess for the name of a "three-peer holy monk" over the years, but he left the most basic practice of Buddhism behind, so his meditation kung fu became worse and worse, and today he ran to the hotel because of a story of Guo Dalu and did not forgive, where is there any appearance that the four monks are empty?

The more he thought about it, the more scared he became, the more ashamed he became, and the sweat on his forehead kept rolling down.

After a while, he saluted Guo Dalu, "Amitabha, the old monk has gone astray for many years, but fortunately he was ordered by the grandmaster, so that he can get lost and return, good, good!"

He bent down to Li Jiusan and the others and said, "Minister Li, a few donors, the old monk had an epiphany today, and suddenly he had a gain, and he urgently needed to find a place to participate in enlightenment, so he won't be here to accompany a few people to have fun." ”

When he said this, he smiled at Guo Dalu and said, "Master Guo, if you enter my Shamen, you will definitely be able to cultivate the golden body of Zhengguo, in the eyes of the old man, you might as well join my Buddha Gate and be a Dharma protector." ”

Guo Dalu said: "Get out!"