There was a moment of silence in the office, followed by a thunderous laugh.

It was the first time that anyone had heard such a brief introduction to themselves.

Generally speaking, when I introduce myself, I will find a way to say a few more words, and quietly show my strengths and specialties, so as to impress the interviewer and improve my competitiveness.

Ma Yunteng is good, cherish words like gold!

Of course, these interviewers who are at the bottom of the calorie spectrum and the real boss behind the scenes who don't know calories are Ma Yunteng. Otherwise, Ma Yunteng's three words are enough to scare them silly, right?

"Haha, what a dirt bun, I can't even introduce myself. ”

"At first glance, he is from the countryside, and he is not familiar with the interview rules of people in the city, and we people in the city must bow to the interviewer first to introduce themselves, and he is good, and he doesn't even look at the interviewer......

"It's like you're a master...... This kind of person can be admitted, and I will go backwards today. ”

"If this kind of person can be admitted, I'll eat today!" everyone in the audience immediately discussed.

"It's like the calories are from his house, haha, I'm laughing to death. The rouge woman said disdainfully.

"This kind of person is not as related as us, he must be self-defeating. The rouge girl's boyfriend said.

Several interviewers were also very surprised, and one of them said: "I don't think there is any need to ask the next questions, through the first round of self-introduction, some of them can already be eliminated." ”

He wanted to drive Ma Yunteng out directly.

"Let's ask again, maybe it's a talent. Another interviewer said.

Xia Yuxin looked at Ma Yunteng, who was sitting next to him like no one, and suddenly frowned slightly, and said depressedly: "Can you die of exhaustion if you say a few more words?"

"Tired and don't die...... Ma Yunteng smiled: "It will be a waste of spitting ......"

"You...... Hey, which company like you dares to ask you, first of all, your attitude is not correct!" Xia Yuxin sighed speechlessly.

"Not necessarily!" Ma Yunteng laughed incomprehensibly.

Everyone finished introducing themselves, and the next step was a Q&A session, where an interviewer got up from his seat and pointed to the rouge girl: "Start with you, answer the questions above!"

The rouge girl swept the first question on the screen: Do you like money?

The rouge girl immediately stood up, bowed deeply to several interviewers on the stage, and said, "Thank you, honorable interviewer, I am honored to be able to answer this question." I like money, money is important to everyone, but I think there are more important things than money, such as family, friendship, love, compared to these beautiful feelings, money is just a pair of stinky copper, everyone knows that working on calories can make a lot of money, but, let's imagine! If a person does not work hard and does not dedicate his heart to the company, then he deserves to take so much money? To sum up, I like money, and I am as eager to earn money as everyone else, but I want to join the calorie family and dedicate my light and heat, thank you!"

The rouge girl said a lot of things.

"Hmm. The interviewer nodded at her in satisfaction.

Subsequently, many candidates expressed their opinions, but their answers were almost the same as the model of the rouge girl.

Just like writing an essay, start by saying hello to the interviewer, explain in the middle that you like money so as not to be considered hypocritical by the interviewer, then move on to explain that there are other things that are more important than money, end with the determination to dedicate to the calorie group, and finally thank the interviewer again.

This kind of speech can not only please the interviewer, but also highlight that he is not a person who sees money, and most importantly, this kind of patterned speech does not allow people to find any loopholes at all, which can be called a wise speech.

"What about you, do you like money? The interviewer looked at Xia Yuxin, who was sitting in the back row.

"I love money. Xia Yuxin smiled slightly.

"Why. The interviewer then asked.

"Because I have money, I can heal my mother, and if I have money, I can get freedom in body and soul. Xia Yuxin replied.

The interviewer was slightly stunned, compared with the answers of the previous people, this person's answer was obviously more sincere, so he continued to ask: "Many people say that money is the source of sin, and men become bad when they are rich, why do you say that you like money?"

The interviewer's questions go a little deeper.

The voice fell, and the candidates who had answered the question before were glad in their hearts, but fortunately the interviewer didn't ask themselves this question, otherwise it would not be easy to answer.

Because this question is very tricky, as we all know, many sins are related to money, but since you say that you like money, then you have to excuse those sins, and sing praises for money firmly.

"I think so. ”

Shui Ling's beautiful eyes turned, and Xia Yuxin said: "Everything in the world has two sides. It's like good people don't necessarily don't do bad things, and bad people don't necessarily don't do good things all their lives. Money also has two sides, the two sides of money depend on the subject of money, the person who uses the money is good, then the money is good, the person who uses the money is evil, and the money is evil. I think it is very one-sided to deny the brilliance and value of money with a very small amount of sin! I am a kind person, so I like money, and with money I can carry out my kindness to the end. ”

Everyone was a little confused.

Because Xia Yuxin's answer was very dialectical.

does not deny the evil of money, but it is an argument that attributed the evil to the subject of spending money.

Compared with the previous formatted answers, Xia Yuxin's answer is obviously much more exciting, this kind of answer instantly aroused the jealousy of many applicants, anyone can hear it, Xia Yuxin's answer is more real, exciting, and full of speculation.

"Damn. The rouge girl pursed her lips angrily, thinking that her answer was representative, but compared with Xia Yuxin, it was instantly overshadowed a lot!

"What's the hurry? It's useless to let her say the flowers! This society relies on relationships to understand ......," the rouge girl's boyfriend looked disdainfully at an interviewer on the stage, who gave him a reassuring smile.

Bang Bang Bang ......

A sound of applause suddenly sounded in the conference room, but the sound of applause was very abrupt, and only Ma Yunteng was applauding Xia Yuxin alone.

He thinks what Xia Yuxin said is very good.

When Xia Yuxin finished saying this, Ma Yunteng suddenly felt that he could be regarded as a kind person! Although he occasionally rooked, at least he had not used money to do bad things......

The interviewer was also slightly stunned, if it weren't for the quota had been decided, he would definitely send his own applause, looking at Ma Yunteng who applauded alone, the interviewer smiled, it was this guy, there were only five words to introduce himself, his eyebrows raised, pointing to Ma Yunteng, and asked coldly: "You, do you like money." ”

“NONONO.”

Ma Yunteng unhurriedly lit a red double happiness and took a puff, raised the cigarette and shook it in front of the interviewer's eyes.

Said lightly: "I'm not interested in money!"

What the?

Everyone was stunned, and couldn't help but pluck out their ears and look at Ma Yunteng dumbfounded.

…… You have no interest in money?!!

"Come on, come on, you repeat it, I promise not to throw you out...... interviewer's face suddenly turned purple, you have no interest in money, you only have five words to introduce yourself, and you smoke in front of Lao Tzu during the interview?

"Someone!"

The interviewer waved his hand at the security guard at the door.