Chapter 170: The Old Cow Eats the Tender Grass
Before the phoenix left, another person came.
When he received the call, Ling Feng was stunned, and then remembered that this female thief was coming.
"Okay, the house flowers don't move, the wildflowers are blooming!" said Phoenix with a smile after hearing him finish the call.
"That's right, your nephew and I didn't cover it!" Ling Feng said proudly.
"Okay, don't talk to me about this, if you have the ability, you can let those wildflowers give you a few children, so that you can inherit your Ling family's incense!" Phoenix snorted.
“…… Is this so urgent?" Ling Feng said helplessly.
"Why don't you hurry? Tell me yourself, how old are you?" said Phoenix, exasperated.
"It's not that big, it's only in your twenties. Ling Feng said very seriously.
"Yes, it's only in your twenties! Ling Feng, how easy you say, think about it yourself, when your mother had you, it seems that she was only twenty years old, you are several years older than her, aren't you in a hurry? I can tell you, whether you are born to Luo Bing or another woman, if you don't have one or two children in the past two years, you will be sorry for your dead mother!" Phoenix said as he twisted his ears again.
Ling Feng's face suddenly became bitter.
"Look, you just don't want to have children!Okay, Ling Feng, you say that you are a filial child, in fact, I think you are just talking, you can't even do this little request, and you are still filial!" Phoenix sneered.
Ling Feng really couldn't say it, he really lifted a stone to shoot himself in the foot!
"I said Phoenix, this matter of giving birth to a child also depends on the genes, if the genes are not good, it can't be born randomly, if a child with a low IQ is born, it will not be good!" After thinking about it, he finally came up with an excuse.
"You mean to say that your current women are not genetically good?" Phoenix snorted.
"No, but I'm looking for the best genetically, so that I can be qualified to have children for my Ling family. Ling Feng said awe-inspiringly.
The phoenix looked at him with a smile, for Ling Feng's character, if she said that she knew second, absolutely no one would dare to call her first.
"Stinky boy, don't think you'll be able to pass the test like this! I'm telling you, if you don't have a child in two years, I'll use the last resort. She snorted and said.
"Which move?" Ling Feng asked subconsciously.
"If someone else can't give birth, I'll give birth to you!I don't care so much, and when the time comes, you won't have to make excuses!" Phoenix snorted.
Ling Feng looked at her dumbfounded, this woman was simply too strong, she could say this kind of thing?
"Well, didn't you say that you would only be a cousin, why do you suddenly want to be a wife?" he said helplessly after a while.
"You think I want to? It's not because of my sister, she doesn't want to have no grandchildren all the time, you bastard can't look down on other women, I can only sacrifice myself!
“…… Why don't you say that you want the old cow to eat tender grass?" Ling Feng was speechless for a while before he said.
"Ling Feng...... Who do you say is old?" the phoenix said in an unkind tone, looking at him murderously.
"This ...... You have to admit it, I'm just three years older than me!" Ling Feng said as he stepped back.
"I'm fighting with you!" the phoenix suddenly burst out and directly pressed him under him.
"Don't get excited, you're going to make me think like this!" Ling Feng pressed her under her and said with a wicked smile.
"Just think, you don't have to think about it anyway!And one thing, if you dare to think anything about me, I don't mind picking up the scissors!" Phoenix sneered, and his fist rained down.
Ling Feng screamed, the phoenix was not lightly beaten, but he didn't dare to resist yet, for fear of hurting her.
The phoenix fought harder and harder, as if he regarded him as an enemy.
"Is that enough, if you don't stop, I'm going to resist!" Ling Feng let the fight be extremely painful, he couldn't hold back anymore, and said angrily.
"Not enough!" Phoenix sneered and continued to work.
"Damn, the tiger is not powerful, do you really treat me as a sick cat?" Ling Feng was furious and immediately made a move.
The phoenix suddenly stopped, looking at the two hands on his chest in shock.
"You...... You bastard!" she exclaimed feebly after a moment.
"Do you dare?" Ling Feng said triumphantly, and squeezed it with his hand.
The phoenix's whole body was weak, and he was no longer able to sit, and suddenly he fell on top of him, and his face was red.
This bastard, he actually dares to grab his aunt's breasts!
This time, Ling Feng's hand couldn't be grabbed anymore, he pulled it out, looked at her blushing face, and smiled proudly.
Sample, dare to play tricks with Young Master Ben, I only need one move to restrain you!
has been mixed with women for a long time, and he also has his own set of how to deal with women, except for crying, making trouble and hanging himself, he is not afraid of anything.
"Ling Feng, you bastard!" Phoenix exclaimed with a red face.
"Whoever made you fight so hard, I was in pain!" Ling Feng snorted.
"I'm your cousin, why are you grabbing my breasts?" Phoenix snorted.
"You want to give birth to a child for me, is there anything wrong with me arresting you?" Ling Feng said unconvinced.
"I'm just talking, but you did it, you bastard!" Phoenix said coquettishly.
"Well, at most I won't catch it later. Ling Feng said as he pushed her away.
"Don't move, I'm powerless, you let me lie down for a while. The phoenix didn't let go and hummed.
Ling Feng couldn't cry or laugh, do you think I want to push you away, if I just lie on my stomach like this, I will react!
The phoenix soon felt it, and the red that had already faded resurfaced, covering the pretty face.
This little bastard, he really thinks that about himself!
Her heart was pounding, if Ling Feng really attacked herself, then what did she do, or did she do it half-pushing?
"You better get up, I can't help it for a while. Ling Feng smiled bitterly, pushed her aside, and sat up on his own.
"You bastard, you are so horny, you dare to think like that about me!" said Phoenix, covering her face, extremely ashamed.
“…… I said Phoenix, this is a man's natural reaction, okay? Think about it, you are so beautiful, your body is so good, and you are right pressed on it, can I not react? If I don't react, I'm a eunuch, okay?" Ling Feng said with a smile.
"Hmph, you're lustful anyway!" I said, you're so lustful, why didn't you break Luo Bing?" said Phoenix angrily.
“…… Why are you bringing it up again, is it interesting?" Ling Feng said helplessly.
"I love to mention it, you bite me?" Phoenix glared at him and snorted.
"Okay, you are a woman, you are reasonable, I went to open the door, I am too lazy to pay attention to you!" Ling Feng said, and walked away.