Chapter 1 The Parallel World of Chinese
I'm going to it out......
This is the first conclusion that Su Huai got after crossing over. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Today, which was supposed to be the beginning of my happy life, turned out to be the prelude to a nightmare.
I still remember the morning job fair, the interviewer heard that I am a master of the Chinese department, I am an amateur Go 3rd dan, Guqin level 5, erhu level 3, the 11th place in the martial arts project of the National Junior High School Games, and the 7th place in the martial arts script collection of the city TV station...... A whole bunch of resumes when surprised.
Yes, I'm such a good Chinese scholar, just to apply for a district librarian, what's wrong!?
I've been reading this fat man for so many years, and my life volunteer is to be able to eat and be lazy in the second half of my life, what's wrong with living a leisurely life!?
Can ...... now I was just celebrating getting a job, drinking and falling off the rooftop, why did I cross over to such a hellish place?
This broken place, only at the level of science and technology in the 90s of the 20th century, is similar to the history of the earth, no mobile phones, no computers, no networks, hundreds of years ago, it also experienced a similar catastrophe like the movie "2012", the earth's crust changed, the elevation of various lands changed dramatically, and the Eurasian continent actually sank and was completely submerged......?
But it's so much drowned, and the cultural celebrities of other countries are there, so Chinese culture is lost!?
"Journey to the West", "Dream of Red Mansions" and "Water Margin" have only one or two chapters left, and the most complete "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" has only been handed down for the last three times, and Jin Yong's martial arts are not either?
Poetry is popular all over the world, and even Tang and Song poems have only been handed down with a few fragments......?
I am dignified in China, but the culture is extinct?
What's even more damn annoying is that the two small countries of Japan and North Korea have not been completely flooded, and they openly claim that Chinese characters, traditional Chinese medicine, poetry, Go, tea art, music, Buddhism and other cultures were all invented by them?
What the hell ......? I have been a grassland people since ancient times? You are the authentic descendants of Yan and Huang, the orthodoxy of the pre-Qin Dynasty!?
Dragon Boat Festival, Confucian culture is your Korean origin?
Is it a fucking Japanese custom to write poems?
Go is also the quintessence of your North Korea?
The Great Wall was actually built by you, Japan and North Korea to resist the ...... of our southern barbarians going north?
You're so shameless, aren't you......
If anyone wrote me about Wikipedia, it would be "Fat Su Huai - the worst traverser to date." ā
Why? Because I studied for 19 years and had a master's degree in Chinese, but I crossed over, but I became an intern talent!?
The degree in this world is called "Genius", and I am still an intern? There are also four levels of "A, B, C, and D" on it...... Do you have to retake the exam again?
People come over, either the prince, or the prince, and at worst the son of a general, but what about me?
At first glance, it's not bad~ The only son of the chief director of Jinling Satellite TV, he is handsome and invincible, loved by everyone, and his ex-girlfriend can be lined up twice around Jinling City!
Of course it's miserable~!Because my elder father hiccups a month ago......
Not...... Gentlemen, hated by everyone, the backstage collapsed, there were no relatives, the wallet was empty, and everyone was punished...... This is my situation, miserable or not, you can say that it is miserable!?
What's even worse is that there are still a group of people on the stage staring at me and asking, "Have you made the words?"
What the word!?I just crossed over, and I had a slight concussion, how do I know what the word!?Does anyone explain it to me?
"Old short, this 30th anniversary meeting of the Taishan Poetry Club, we have adapted 10 poems and songs in 11 stations, all the production teams have stayed overtime, and the other groups have finished it, why haven't you made it yet!?"
In the conference room, the atmosphere was solemn, among the five people on the stage, four of them were consultants of the Huaxia Poetry Association, and sitting at the end was Xu Tao, deputy director of Jinshi, who was pointing at the short man next to Su Huai and scolding.
Su Huai couldn't wait to go up and kiss him, thinking that you scolded more, scolded more, at least let me know what happened~
"We're only halfway there. The short man looked embarrassed.
"Half is half, the old man will listen to it first. Xu Tao rubbed his eyebrows and said impatiently.
Su Huai listened and thought, damn it, if you are short, you will be called an old short, isn't this a deliberate insult? You look so ugly, can I call you ugly?
At this time, I saw two young people next to the old dwarf standing up, swaying the fan in their hands with a girlish spirit, and beating the beat, both of them are intern talents in the seventh group, and they are students of the old dwarf.
"The poem I adapted was Abemaro's "Hometown Song", and the old man coughed dryly, cleared his throat and read aloud:
"The fish gently pushes the door of the aquatic plants, but I bury my love in the water, and the sky is raining, don't think about it when you leave......"
The leaders above all frowned slightly, and at the same time, Su Huai was a little uncomfortable listening to it.
No way...... Chinese culture has been lost, these talented people are simply illiterate, the wording, structure, and artistic conception are very poor, and they don't rhyme, you can mix TV stations with this level of education, don't I just want to be a saint?
As the chief reviewer of this time, Lin Hai, the consultant of the Poetry Association, frowned and looked at the Poetry Association, and several people had a thought in their hearts, this level is broken, it really deserves to be a production team with 11 bottoms......
"Alright, it's time to stop. Lin Hai, who had gray hair, waved his hand impatiently:
"Put the lyrics list here, and you're ready to go. ā
Xu Tao also waved his hand angrily and asked them to stop, this broken group really disgraced their golden face.
Seeing that several leaders were full of disgust, they almost drove people away, and the old man was also anxious, took a step forward, and pleaded with Xu Tao with a bitter face:
"Director Xu, just let me finish reading, this is the ...... created by our group all day long"
There is also a reason why the old dwarf is anxious.
Since the death of the old director, in the past three months, the ratings of their seventh production group have plummeted, and according to the regulations of the station, the production team that has been ranked at the end of the ratings for three months will be eliminated from the last position and directly dismissed...
These talented people with degrees are fine, but the other colleagues in the group have to support their families, and they lose their jobs in the TV station, how can they live?
This assessment is just an ordinary performance assessment for other groups, but for their seventh production team, it is a matter of life and death.
Xu Tao glanced at him and snorted: "You know now that you are panicking, what did you do before, what about you Qiu Producers? Why did she go? Why didn't she attend such an important review today?"
The old man was speechless, and he didn't know why Producer Qiu didn't come today.
"Okay, don't interfere with our work here, get out, we'll review your lyrics. Lin Hai waved his hand, becoming more and more impatient.
was humiliated in person, and the members of the seventh production team all sighed "it's over" in their hearts, thinking that they were about to lose their jobs, and several female clerks who had just given birth had red eyes and tears falling down
As the pillar of the seventh group, the old dwarf was in a hurry, no, he couldn't let the production team be disbanded like this......
He also let go, went up and knelt on the ground, looked at Xu Tao and said fiercely:
"Director Xu, please give us a chance...... If you don't pass our work, I won't be up today! We are all veteran employees who have been in Taiwan for more than 10 years, you can't leave us alone!"
Several judges were stunned by this sudden scene, Xu Tao reacted, pointed at the old man on the ground angrily, and shouted angrily:
"What are you messing around!?Don't you hurry up~!"
"If you don't pass, I won't get up today!" The old man gritted his teeth, knelt on the ground with a resolute face, and several staff members hurriedly went up to pull it, but they couldn't pull up the arrogant old dwarf.
In the fierce quarrel of everyone, Su Huai stood silently aside, and suddenly found a bright spot in his miserable career...... My God, I remember! The official language of this world turned out not to be English, not Russian, not Spanish, but Chinese!?
I'm saved, I'm saved~!
Thinking of this, Su Huai couldn't help laughing.
His abrupt smile made the people who were arguing fiercely turn their heads to look at him.
"Su Huai!?What are you laughing at~!?" Xu Tao glared at him angrily, thinking that this loser had taken the opportunity to see the joke.
"I'm laughing at me, is it illegal?" Su Huai was in a very bad mood after crossing over, and he had just found an excitement point, and when he was interrupted, he also pushed back at once.
Mom, I suddenly lost both of my parents, can you understand my grief!?
The faces of the old dwarf and the others turned green, and they almost vomited blood on the spot, and our group was about to be withdrawn! Do you still dare to do it against Xu Tao? Do you still think that we are not enough?
Facing everyone's angry eyes, Su Huai came to his senses, with his current situation, he shouldn't be so flipped...... Okay, okay, don't worry, I have crossed, you will be saved, and your future will be guaranteed, so he coughed dryly to Xu Tao:
"Director Xu, I remember that the Taili stipulates that the deadline for this review is half past eight, and now it's only 8:25, we should still have time to continue to create other candidate works, right?"