Because Ayanami drank the slices, the group had to go home first, and the barbecue meal promised by Misato was also ruined. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"I'm sorry, I'll have a treat next time. "On the way back, Misato had some regrets. In fact, what I thought in my heart was: woo woo woo...... This month's card debt is already red, and it's not enough to fill in Shinji's salary......

Ayanami was housed in a guest room, and Shinji had previously opened up the living rooms of the two suites, both of which were three-bedroom.

The remaining vacant room on Misato's side is just a smaller utility room, so Asuka lives in the suite next door, and a room over there has been used by Shinji as the core computer room of Xiao Q, and there is just one empty room left to house Ayana, but unfortunately she is reluctant to move over, and I don't know why.

In the living room, Asuka is facing the small mirror on the table, humming a song and putting on lipstick.

Shinji was mopping the floor hard, "Really, the house is full of your and Misato's hair, in the car, in the bedroom, in the bathroom, and even on my clothes. ”

Every few days, he can use the vacuum cleaner to collect a large clump of long red and black hair, which is the hair that has fallen from Misato and Asuka.

"Stupid, because we women have long hair, you men usually lose so much hair, but the hair is short and doesn't look obvious. ”

"I feel like I'm living with two shedding monsters. ”

"You should be grateful to be able to share a room with two beautiful women. ”

"Hehe, you call me like a cleaner, you cook once in a while, make some German-style stew, steak or something, you can't always keep me busy alone." ”

"I-no-would-"

"And what do you eat every day in Germany?"

"Potato wedges, potato chips, potato strips, mashed potatoes, potato salad, hash browns, and countless breads...... Shinji," Asuka said seriously, "I didn't understand the true meaning of food until I got to know you." ”

"You are lazy and greedy, and you will not be able to marry in the future. ”

"Don't worry about it, someone will want me. ”

"That person must be unlucky......" Shinji thought in a broken mind.

"What are you muttering?"

"Uh...... Are you going out on a date when you're still dressed up so late?" Shinji was very concerned about that.

Because Asuka is usually a little homely, except for watching idol dramas at home and playing handheld games, he just goes out shopping and eating with his boudoir** Muguang, and there are no other special activities.

"I want to too, but it's a pity that he doesn't have time to make an appointment with Mr. Blessing...... Try this new shade first, the lipstick I just bought yesterday. ”

Shinji stuck out his tongue, "You like blessings so much, do you have a habit of controlling Uncle Dam?"

"How is it possible? Mr. Blessing is humorous and handsome, and has a gentlemanly spirit, much better than a certain pervert, it should be said that one is in the sky and the other is underground. Asuka glanced at Shinji as if she was looking at something dirty.

She felt a little nameless at the thought of Shinji holding the honor student today.

"I'm so hurt when you say that......" Shinji said as he clutched his chest.

"Oh, there's one thing about you that Mr. Blessing can't catch up with. ”

"What?" Shinji looked expectant.

"Thickness of the skin. ”

"......" Shinji's face stiffened, and he said unconvinced: "Blessing likes the kind of mature and sexy girl, and I'm not interested in the green little apple." Moreover, I am definitely not as good as pleasing women compared to people who read countless women. ”

"Who do you say is the little apple?" Asuka clenched her little fist, her eyes a little dangerous.

"Whoever is small-breasted is. ”

Asuka can't admit that she has a small breast, and she didn't set off when she was angry.

"Hey, I'm still cute, right?"

Asuka put on lipstick and eyeliner, and sure enough, the style is much more mature, with a precocious atmosphere unique to European girls.

Shinji admired it carefully for a while, but deliberately did not speak.

"You just say I'm cute~" Asuka suddenly approached and said coquettishly, and Shinji could even smell the fragrance wafting from her.

Damn, I even wore perfume!

Although Shinji is poor, he has not been trained in two lifetimes, and Asuka begged softly, and he was a little at a loss at this moment, and he didn't know how to deal with it.

"Hey, I'm cute! yes, I'm teaching you how to coax girls!" Asuka pouted.

Shinji swallowed, "Asuka...... It was lovely. ”

Looked me in the eye and said. ”

"You're lovely. ”

"It's not enough. ”

"Asuka is the cutest girl in 3,000 light years, surpassing all extraterrestrial ...... universe"

"Don't play tricks, be sincere, and don't be so stiff in your expression. Asuka pinched his face.

"What does Asuka think of me?" Shinji winked at Asuka.

Asuka raised an eyebrow, "You want me to tell the truth?"

"Of course. ”

"Stop being narcissistic, I won't say you're handsome, like you or anything like that. ”

"I didn't expect you to say that. ”

Asuka pinched her chin and looked seriously considerate, "Although you have a bad record, you are the only person in the world who can replace Mr. Blessing and be my test subject." ”

"What test specimen?"

"Hey, hey. Asuka smiled but didn't say a word.

Did I work so hard to qualify for a spare tire? Shinji was hit with an arrow in his heart.

"Thank you for all this time, though. She was a little more relaxed.

"Seeing that you are so well-behaved, I will give you a reward. Take it!"

Asuka pounced hard, pushed Shinji down, kissed him heavily on the face, and imprinted another bite on the chest of her white shirt.

Happiness came too suddenly, Shinji was already confused, but ......

Following Asuka's gaze, he saw Ayanami standing at the door of the room, staring at them.

At this time, Asuka was lying on Shinji's body, and her posture was very ambiguous.

"Ayana, you're awake!" Shinji scrambled to his feet, his expression very embarrassed.

Asuka looked at Ayanami with a smiling expression on her face.

She couldn't have done it on purpose, did she? Shinji was skeptical.

At this time, Ayana's face was expressionless.

"Why am I here?" she said, rubbing her head.

Shinji quickly poured her a glass of water, "Is it better?, you fell asleep after drinking in the afternoon, so I took you home." ”

"Thank you," Ayanami took a sip of water. "That's a lot going on...... I don't remember, it's time for me to go back. ”

"No, it's so late, there's no tram left, let's spend the night here. ”

"Hmm. Ayanami paused, "You ...... on your face"

"Oh!" Shinji rubbed her face, "This is Asuka's prank." ”

The red lip prints were already pasted and covered half of the face.

"As I said, this is lipstick that can't be erased. Asuka gloated.

"It's all your fault! and my new shirt ......" also had a bright lip print on it.

"Honor student, you won't mind, will you?" Asuka looked apologetic.

But Ayanami was still expressionless: "Why?"

"Oh, it's boring!" Asuka was a little disappointed by Ayana's reaction.