"Little fat man, let me tell you, you don't know how bitter my life is, sister, I have been cultivating for 1,500 years, and I have never killed a life, I eat cucumbers and carrots every day as a python, do you know what those rats think of me? There are rabbits, geese, and Donald ducks..."

Du Kang is a little virgin, not to mention such a close distance, even the girl's little hand has not been pulled, such a hot first intimate contact, so Du Kang is at a loss, and he doesn't know how to put his hands open, so he has to look at Lao Wang on the side with a look of help.

"Hiccup, Sister Chu is like this, just pour it down, don't worry about her, just sleep the next day, that... Hiccup, I still have something to do, go first, be careful yourself, as long as you don't get out of here, that old ghost won't dare to do anything to you, Hiccup..."Lao Wang staggered up on the table, and didn't wait for Du Kang to leave him, he turned around and turned into a puff of green smoke and floated out through the crack in the door.

"Hehe, why is your face so red?" blinking slightly, a pair of big eyes glowing with misty moisture, his fingers pointed at the tip of Du Kang's nose, smirking like a child, "I want eggs, duck eggs, goose eggs, ostrich eggs, dinosaur eggs..."

Du Kang listened to the black line, looking at the appearance of swaying left and right slightly, and was afraid that she would fall, so he held the arm of this little drunkard, ready to find a place for her to sleep first.

"Forehead..."He straightened up slightly, and the two large lumps on his chest were soft against Du Kang's chest, and then he opened his mouth and spit out Du Kang's whole body with a wow.

How bad and unpleasant the smell of alcohol and boiled eggs mixed with gastric juice was, Du Kang hurriedly hung it on himself, tore it off slightly with the muttering "ostrich eggs, dinosaur eggs" in his mouth, took off his shirt and threw it aside.

"My good boy. With his hands on his hips, he looked at the fall to the ground and fell asleep drooling, a little silly and happy, Du Kang could only shake his head and smile bitterly, "I must have owed you in my last life, hey, come on." ”

Leaned over and hugged Weiwei, the soft body was as soft as boneless, and I shook it twice, feeling that Weiwei was not very heavy, only about 100 catties, "It seems that the pile of meat on the chest is too visually impactful, I thought it would be 112 anyway." ”

I looked left and right, and found that there was a convenient door in the corner of the wall near the convenience store, with four big words on it, "idlers are not allowed to enter", and pushed the door open to enter a stairwell until the second floor, "Good girl, the emotional equipment is quite complete." ”

Du Kang went to the second floor and found that the layout of this place was similar to that of an ordinary building, a living room, facing a semi-enclosed kitchen and bathroom, and bedrooms on both sides, but both rooms were locked, only the master bedroom opened the door, and pushed the door open with his feet, Du Kang was once again shocked by everything in front of him.

At the same time, the colored lights in front of the convenience store suddenly flickered violently, and occasionally crackled twice, and a whirlwind carried more than a dozen paper bills and danced.

The paper money fell to the ground, and a tall figure appeared out of thin air, dressed in a pale black gauze dress, revealing the violet hollow bra and 36D milk-white hemisphere inside, stepping on small leather boots and gurgling to the door of the convenience store, raising his hand to push the door to go in, but his fingers just touched the doorknob, and the wind chimes hanging at the door jingled crisply, and the woman withdrew her right hand as if she was burned by the fire, and looked down at the five charred fingers on the palm of the white as milk, and the skin and flesh revealed Bai Sensen's phalanges.

"No wonder that little handsome guy hid here, that little prodigal hoof dared to snatch a man from the old lady's hands, it's really boring!" the woman said viciously, but her face was as smiling as a flower, and the lilac tongue stretched out and licked her five charred fingers, which could be seen to the naked eye that the scorched black had faded away, and it was white and tender again.

The woman knew that the ban here was strong, and she didn't dare to break in, so she simply leaned on the light box on the side, clasped her hands on her chest and looked up at the window on the second floor where two figures were reflected, "Who is that, you open the door, you have the ability to rob a man, you have the ability to open the door!"

It's already more than one o'clock in the morning, and this is a university town, and the road has long been quiet and sparsely populated, this woman's voice can be heard clearly from a distance of three hundred meters, and Du Kang, who is hesitating upstairs to secretly kiss a little mouth, was so frightened that he almost jumped up, and listened carefully to the feelings are not about himself, this thief heart was put down, stood in front of the window and looked down, and found a bewitching appearance, a hot body, The coolly dressed young woman was shouting at herself, and when she saw that she looked over, she immediately shut up, blinked her eyes, hooked her fingers at herself, and gave her a flying kiss.

Du Kang scratched the back of his head, feeling that the woman downstairs was either possessed by Aunt Xue or had a sick brain, and he didn't know her at all, so he simply closed the curtain and turned around and walked to the bed, looking at the four corners lying on the bed, muttering "Donald Duck, Salted Duck Egg" in his mouth, and looked at the pink girl decoration in the room, the super large doll of the Internet celebrity Dabai, One Piece, Hokage's figure dolls, and so on.

Du Kang tilted his head and remembered the picture of himself being punched slightly, "It seems that this female man also has the side of a little girl... Hey, isn't that woman out there crazy, why is it endless!"

The woman downstairs kept shouting, and it was just such a line over and over again, Du Kang couldn't bear it anymore, so he rushed downstairs shirtless, and rushed to the street as soon as he opened the glass door of the convenience store, searching left and right for a long time, but he didn't even look at a shadow, "I heard the shouting just now, why can't I find anyone when I come out?"

A gust of wind blew, paper money flew under his feet, Du Kang felt a little cold, rubbed his hands together, only then did he notice that he was not wearing a shirt, and scolded the crazy woman who killed a thousand knives in his heart, turned around and prepared to go back to the house to see if there was a washing machine, so that he could wash his clothes, but as soon as he turned around, he felt a cold swish on the back of his neck, as if someone was blowing on his neck.

"Who!" Du Kang turned around violently, but there was nothing behind him, scratching the back of his head, his heart was a little hairy, and the corners of his eyes looked left and right at both sides, and he was about to retreat to the convenience store step by step.

Du Kang remembered that Lao Wang told him before he left that as long as he stayed in the convenience store, he would be safe, and he was upset about the woman just now, and he forgot about it when he was excited.

"Big brother, where are you going?" Just as Du Kang retreated to the door of the convenience store, suddenly a greasy female voice sounded in his left ear, which frightened Du Kang subconsciously jumped to the side, shook his head and looked to the left, but there was still nothing, let alone women, not even female ghosts.

"I'm over here. A small white hand suddenly poked out from behind Du Kang's back and gently patted Du Kang's right shoulder.

"I..." Du Kang shook his head and looked over, and saw a bewitching face, the dark purple lips were lightly opened, and a puff of green smoke sprayed on Du Kang's face, Du Kang only felt an indescribable good smell, followed by the world spinning, top-heavy, stumbling under his feet, and falling unconscious in the arms of a woman...