Text Chapter 83 Master Ziyang
Lu Xiaomo walked up to Wei Fatzi, grabbed his arm and pulled him down first, and then went up again.
"Click!"
"Ahh
Wei Fatzi howled again, but the next moment, he moved his arm and found that it didn't hurt anymore, and then picked up his arm and turned around, and said in surprise: "Hey, boss, you're really amazing, hehe, it really doesn't hurt anymore." ”
If the average medical staff dislocated their arm, they will restore the bone to its original position, but Wei Fatzi can't even distinguish between a dislocation and a fracture, he is really a genius.
Lu Xiaomo also took this dead fat man, and felt sad for him, if he hadn't had a good father to raise, I'm afraid he would have died on the streets.
"Fatty, when I see your sister-in-law, why don't you hurry up and give a greeting gift. ”
Wei Fatzi looked at Lan Lingling, Lan Lingling glared at him, Wei Fatzi almost scared to pee. Nima, call her sister-in-law, do you think I'm stupid, just now I just called her sister-in-law, almost broke Lao Tzu's arm, if you call her sister-in-law again, I'm afraid this little life will be gone.
"Boss, are you sure this is your daughter-in-law who has not passed through the door, not your father-killing enemy?"
"It's not my daughter-in-law, is it still your daughter-in-law?" Lu Xiaomo smiled.
"Such ferocious, tigress-like, who would dare to ask for it. Fat Wei's back was cold.
"Hmph, even if you are self-aware, of course my wife is different. Lu Xiaomo snorted coldly.
"Boss, you're not interesting enough, sister-in-law is so powerful, why don't you remind me. Wei Fatzi complained.
"You're being unreasonable, didn't I warn you before. Lu Xiaomo scolded him directly.
The muscles on Fat Wei's face twitched, speechless.
"Are you two talking badly about me?" Lan Lingling walked over with a cold face.
"Sister-in-law......" Wei Fatzi was frightened, realized that there was a mistake in the language, and quickly corrected: "Beauty, how is it possible!"
"If you call me sister-in-law again, believe it or not, I'll tear your mouth apart. "Lan Lingling sharpens his sword.
"Okay, I won't speak, you have grievances and revenge, don't involve me. Wei Fatzi immediately covered his mouth and took a few steps back, and the provincial stop would splash his blood.
Wei Fatzi secretly muttered, "Fight, fight, fight!" Neither is a good thing, and it is better to kill one less than one.
"Lingling, why are you here too?" Lu Xiaomo's tone was very teasing.
"Hmph, do I need to report to you where I go?" Lan Lingling knew that he was not Lu Xiaomo's opponent, so of course he wouldn't make a move with him easily.
Wei Fatzi saw that Lan Lingling was afraid to move forward, and he was immediately disappointed, I am afraid that the show will not be able to watch it.
Lu Xiaomo said with a smile: "Have you also heard that the Immortal Pill has a weight loss effect, so come and buy a few?"
Are you scolding the old lady for being fat?
Lan Lingling heard from a friend that this elixir is evil, not only can it prolong life, but also can stay young forever, and it also has the effect of losing weight and becoming thinner.
Although her figure is perfect, she still likes to be as delicate and cute as Qu Yue'er, so she came here to bang luck.
"Hmph, what's your business. Lan Lingling turned around and went up the mountain, obviously being poked in the heart by Lu Xiaomo.
"Lingling, wait for me. Lu Xiaomo smiled slyly and followed.
Wei Fatzi hurriedly picked up the cash box from the car and followed.
After walking for about an hour, the three of them came to the place, and from a distance, the wide area in the middle was crowded with black and oppressive people.
At this time, the bright moon is in the sky, pouring silver brilliance on the earth, which is a different scene.
"Hey, fat man, you are carrying this million cash, not to mention weighing thirty pounds, you are not tired after walking such a long mountain road?" Lu Xiaomo looked at the panting Wei Fat Man and smiled.
"Boss, what is this one million, it's clearly ten million, it's ten million when it changes hands, okay? Wei Fatzi sat on the ground with the box in his hand, panting heavily.
"Fatty, why are you so weak, you have only walked so far, and you are tired like a dog. Lu Xiaomo said with a smile.
"Boss, if you are so hurtful, you can say that I am fat, but you can't say that I am false, if you say this again, I will be anxious with you. Wei Fatzi's eyes widened, and he said righteously.
You can call me fat, but you can't call me weak!
You are so talented, uncle obeys you!
Lan Lingling looked at the two of them and said, "You two can't leave yet, if you don't go, I'll go by myself." ”
After that, he walked in the direction of the crowd.
"Hey, Lingling, wait for your husband and me. Lu Xiaomo followed up.
"Paralyzed, the Immortal Pill must not be snatched away by others. Wei Fatzi spat at the foam, quickly got up, picked up the box and followed.
In the center of the crowd was a fifty-meter diameter clearing, with a circle drawn with white lime on the edge to keep the crowd out, and the surrounding area was filled with torches, which illuminated the field, and a table was placed in the middle, and an incense burner on each side, surrounded by green smoke, similar to an altar.
"Hey, this, no matter how you look at it, it's like a dancing god!" Lu Xiaomo touched his chin and said.
Swish!
Everyone's eyes glared at Lu Xiaomo, and their eyes were quite sharp.
"Nonsense, Master Ziyang is a master of the Dao, why are you so rude!"
"Boy, Master Ziyang saves the suffering, doesn't want to reciprocate, Hugh has to talk nonsense!"
"The elixir cultivated by Master Ziyang, it is a good elixir for prolonging life, I don't know how many people have been saved, don't slander Master Ziyang. ”
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Everyone's faces were flushed, their eyes were full of anger, and they couldn't wait to tear Lu Xiaomo with their hands.
Wei Fatzi was startled, afraid of being implicated, and said: "Everyone is angry, my eldest brother doesn't understand the rules, please Haihan, boss, how do you speak, Master Ziyang is the person I admire the most, I am the first to not allow you to slander his noble personality, otherwise I will break off my friendship with you." ”
He squeezed his eyebrows at Lu Xiaomo, meaning that it was difficult for everyone to be angry, so it was okay to have a little look?
Lu Xiaomo slandered in his heart, Nima, all of them were full of anger, I dug your ancestral grave, as for it?
"Ahh
The crowd began to stir, and they all greeted Lu Xiaomo, who was disrespectful.
"Master Ziyang, I beg you to have mercy on me, sell me a few more Immortal Pills this time!"
"Master Ziyang, since I took your elixir last time, my high blood pressure and diabetes have been cured, and now I feel refreshed and relaxed, thank you so much, old man. ”
"Master, you have mercy and sell me a few more elixirs this time!"
……
Uhh
Lu Xiaomo and the three of them were stunned, this Ziyang Master is too popular!
Master Ziyang was wearing a gossip robe and a Taoist hat, although he was over sixty years old, his spirit was flashing, his face was ruddy, and he looked very much like a person who had become an immortal.
If it weren't for the two apprentices around him to block the crowd rushing over, I'm afraid Master Ziyang would really not be able to parry, he raised the dust in his hand and pressed it down, and said loudly: "Fellow Daoists, I hope everyone will get out of the way and let the poor pass." ”
"Get out of the way! Get out of the way! Let Master Ziyang pass! Who won't let go Lao Tzu to kill him!"
The crowd spontaneously flashed to the side and made a way.
Grass! It's so big! It's so appealing!