Chapter 147: It won't be a gay
Chapter 147 won't be a gay
Yun Yang and Lao Li were swaying on the road, looking at the pedestrians with reassuring smiles.
"Yun boy, how is it? Do you feel that the battle of forgetting your life and death on the front line is worth it?"
Hearing Lao Li's words, Yun Yang touched his nose.
"It's good, but it's not good to give up your life and forget about death. ”
"Well, then you are also a person who died once for the motherland, don't be presumptuous. ”
Lao Li's footsteps stopped, and his voice was serious.
Seeing Lao Li's serious appearance, Yun Yang couldn't help but be stunned and whispered.
"It's not as great as you say, I'm just a little inflated and overdone that time. ”
After finishing speaking, Yun Yang was slapped hard by Lao Li, although it didn't hurt, he still showed aggrieved eyes and looked at the murderer.
"You just sacrificed your life and forgot to die, and you were attacked for the sake of your comrades, understand?"
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Lao Li hated iron and stared at Yun Yang.
"I ......"
"Huh?!"
Looking at Lao Li's appearance of blowing his beard and glaring, Yun Yang seemed to understand something, and couldn't help but laugh dumbly.
"Uncle, I'm a super soldier, God, it's useless to give me these rights and the like, and Ge Xiaolun is the main god of the galaxy recognized by the gods of the universe, and it can't be changed, so I might as well be a salted fish happily, anyway, I will definitely not lack honorable things, so. ”
Yun Yang didn't say the next words, but Lao Li definitely understood.
Sure enough, Lao Li was silent for a while, and laughed, with some relief in his laughter.
"Also, you are different from us, and you really don't need to care about rights, so I don't care about these things, let's talk about the rest. ”
Yun Yang showed a relaxed smile, because he was really afraid that Lao Li would let him climb up with his life, and he really couldn't do this.
Since there is no such thing to worry about, Yun Yang also asked in a relaxed tone.
"Other?
A kind smile suddenly appeared on Lao Li's resolute face and he spoke.
"My grandson ......"
Before Lao Li finished speaking, Yun Yang just reacted when he opened his mouth, this topic can't be discussed.
ran directly to a supermarket, which made Lao Li angry, raised his hand and pointed at Yun Yang speechless.
Not long after, Yun Yang came back with two bottles of mineral water, and eagerly unscrewed Lao Li.
Lao Li reached out to pick it up, and the words in his mouth also came out.
"My ......"
When Yun Yang heard this, this couldn't work, so he directly put the water pestle to Lao Li's mouth and grabbed the words.
"Uncle, after all that, you must be thirsty. ”
Lao Li couldn't help but have a dark face, took a sip of water and spoke again.
"I ......"
However, Yun Yang quickly opened a pack of cigarettes and stuffed it into Lao Li's mouth.
"Uncle, I haven't smoked in a long time, so let's have one. ”
The words were held in his mouth twice, and Lao Li also felt uncomfortable, so he took the cigarette and lit it, took a deep puff and prepared to speak.
I heard Yun Yang shouting.
"Boss, let's start with twenty skewers of big kidneys, five catties of mutton, ten skewers of the others, and two skewers of beer. ”
Seeing Yun Yang sitting there, smiling at himself, Lao Li had no choice but to glare at him fiercely and go over and sit down.
In the middle of Yunyang's rambling, the things he asked for began to be served.
A little girl with a loli face walked aside with a big tray, and looked at Yun Yang with inexplicable eyes while putting away the strings.
"Beauty, you stared at me like this, you won't take a fancy to me, I already have a girlfriend. ”
Yun Yang was a little embarrassed to be looked at, so he had to fight poison and tease him.
Na Cheng thought that this girl's eyes were even more strange when she looked at Yun Yang, and finally put down the tray supporting her big waist and said.
"It's so vain, I don't like you. ”
After finishing speaking, he walked away without looking back, making Yun Yang a little confused.
And Lao Li's laughter also came from the side, and he shook Yun Yang with a waist in his hand.
At this time, Yun Yang also reacted, and the emotional family should be his own body.
Well, everyone is gone, and they have to endure this dumb loss.
Then he pulled the big waist in front of him.
"This is for the eldest grandson you have in mind, not for you. ”
Lao Li glanced at Yun Yang in surprise, and then handed the one that had taken a bite to Yun Yang.
"This is also for you, eat more, and add some oil to yourself. ”
Yun Yang looked at the tooth mark, revealing a look of disgust.
"And saliva, don't. ”
Lao Li couldn't help but turn dark, and took a bite hard.
"You stinky boy. ”
When Yun Yang ate the third one, he couldn't stand it anymore, there was a taste in his mouth, and his face was a little blue.
I pushed the tray in front of me back to the middle, and I was embarrassed.
"Uncle, let's eat together. ”
Lao Li put a edamame bean in his mouth, and glanced at it.
"It's all for my eldest grandson, it's all yours. ”
"No, uncle, a smell, eat together, eat together. ”
Yun Yang sent it forward again, a little embarrassed.
"It's a shame to waste food, eat it quickly. ”
Lao Li looked at Yun Yang with a smile, and even picked up a lamb skewer.
Just when Yun Yang stretched out his hand to take a lamb skewer to suppress the taste, he was hit by Lao Li with a skewer, and he was so frightened that he quickly stopped.
"You can't eat anything else until you've finished eating, hurry up, don't ink. ”
Yun Yang opened his mouth, a little crying without tears, so he had to pick up a big waist full of flavor again and bite it hard.
I quickly chewed it twice and swallowed it, picked up the beer by the way, and took a sip of it.
Lao Li, who saw this scene, smiled with satisfaction and continued to eat mutton skewers.
Half an hour later, Yun Yang looked at the red and white thing lying in front of him, and there was still a trace of oil in front of him.
Feeling the churning in my stomach is a bit overwhelming.
At this time, the guests at the surrounding tables were also looking at Yun Yang, because the big waist with a sharp waist was really eye-catching.
I have been observing Yun Yang, and I still secretly watched it, until Yun Yang ate ten, and I was shocked, after all, this taste is not something that anyone can stand it.
A circle of people reached a consensus and began to look at it openly, wondering if Yun Yang could finish it in the end.
Seeing that Yun Yang still had the last one left, but after watching it for a long time, he never meant to move, and suddenly began to coax.
"Brother, eat, it's the last one. ”
"Yes, don't be cowardly, take a sip of wine to suppress the shock, and kill it in one gulp. ”
There was even a table of girls who followed suit.
"Yes, handsome man, it's the last one. ”
"After eating it, I gave my girlfriend for one night. ”
With this sentence, the atmosphere was even more enthusiastic, and the gossip encouraged Yun Yang to lower his mouth.
Yun Yang swept around, revealing a rather ugly smile.
"Don't stand and talk without backache, I...... Hiccup~"
As he spoke, Yun Yang burped, and the smell was a little brain-paining, and he almost didn't turn into a fountain.
Fortunately, Yun Yang endured it, otherwise the people who were coaxing around him would have suffered.
At this time, a hotly dressed beauty got up and walked over, the girl who was going to send her best friend.
With a smile, he picked up the last string and sent it to Yun Yang's mouth.
"Eat it, you can choose between the four of us. ”
As soon as these words came out, there was an uproar, and the surrounding male compatriots spoke one after another.
"Beauty, I can do it too, isn't it just twenty waists, a trivial matter. ”
"Yes, yes, I think I can do it too. ”
"The beauty asked me to come, I can twenty-five big waists. ”
And this girl is also powerful, so she got up directly and said loudly.
"As for me, I'm a Yan Kong, not as handsome as this little brother, thirty is enough. ”
The audience was silent, and then the boss made a lot of money.
Lao Li also coughed dryly, attracting Yun Yang's attention.
"I don't know anything, today you got drunk and slept with me. ”
Yun Yang's face turned dark, is he such a person? Lao Li is not ashamed of this old man.
Yun Yang blocked the waist around his mouth with his hand, it was too tasteful.
"Little sister, I don't have this blessing, I really can't eat it, so forget it. ”
The young lady looked at Yun Yang for a while, ate up the string of kidneys in a few bites, and threw the skewers on the table.
"Oh, you're so good, let's go. ”
As he spoke, he was about to pull Yunyang's arm, and his eyes were full of teasing.
Yun Yang dodged sideways and cast a pleading gaze at Lao Li.
And Lao Li pinched the edamame as if he didn't see it.
"If you have something to do, go first, and I'll settle the bill later. ”
Originally, Yun Yang, who would help him in the future, couldn't help but be stunned, and then showed the expression of knowing Lao Li for the first time.
It is clearly written that I didn't expect you to be such an old Li.
And Lao Li didn't want to see it, so he said a word.
"Stay safe, don't play with your life. ”
Then he thought of his eldest grandson and added.
"It's okay to take someone's life, I'll raise you Lao Li when the time comes. ”
Yun Yang's face turned black after hearing this, and he soothed his mind before turning his head to look at the girl.
"Be reserved. ”
"Hmm, how many people died in a war, this makes me understand, why do you give yourself so many restraints, how to live comfortably. ”
This girl put on a reasonable appearance and said something that subverted Yunyang's three views.
And the male compatriots around him have made remarks of approval for the sake of their possible happiness today.
The girl also showed a look of what I said to be right.
Yun Yang decided to take the initiative and break the game directly.
"As for me, I don't like girls who are too open, that kind of thing must be done if you want to get married. ”
The male compatriots around showed disdain, once is not enough, you kid still want to do it all day.
"Forget it about getting married,......... This is a letter of mine, if you change your opinion in the future, come back to me. ”
After listening to Yun Yang's words, the girl showed regret, and after reporting a number, she went back to continue to accompany her best friend.
Then Yun Yang heard the whispers of the four girls.
"What's going on? You didn't even win it with your charm?"
"It's not going to be a gay. ”
"People don't like open girls, and they say they want to get married if they do that. ”
"Is it really fake, so innocent?".
"It's my dish, it looks very handsome, it's innocent, and it should be a good life partner. ”
Hearing this, Yun Yang shook a little, checked out directly, and ran away with Lao Li.