Chapter 24: Unreasonable
As if she was at home, the girl took off her high heels, put on Liu Yao's slippers, walked to the sofa, and sat down.
After sitting down, the girl waved her hand with disgust and coughed: "I don't know how many cigarettes you smoked, and you choked to death!
With that, the girl went to open the window again, took a deep breath, and returned to the couch.
"......" Liu Xiaofei was stunned, where did this girl come from, this is too much to treat herself as an outsider, right? Countless questions were held in his heart, so he didn't know which one to ask first, his face turned red, and a wisp of anger was about to attack.
"Don't look at me like that, I'm not a bad person. I've been on the train for a day, and I'm dying of hunger!" the girl touched her stomach again, and let out a grumbling sound.
"Eldest sister, who are you?" Liu Xiaofei walked over speechlessly.
The girl stuck out her tongue and pointed behind Liu Xiaofei, "You close the door and I'll tell you, you can't let others know, you are in the same room with a big beauty, otherwise your wife will know." ”
This time, Liu Xiaofei was very obedient, quickly closed the door, and walked to the girl's side, it didn't matter if it was close, the faint fragrance of the girl's body, through the smell of tobacco, slowly passed into Liu Xiaofei's nostrils.
"Don't worry, I'm not a bad person, I'm just a little fan of yours!"
"Fans, are there fans like you? Breaking into my house like this, indiscriminately, if I let my wife know, you are destroying other people's families, do you know?" Liu Xiaofei said angrily.
"Hey, hey, hey, your wife won't know, because she's not here at all!" said the girl, sticking out her tongue and laughing.
Liu Xiaofei was stunned for a moment, and gasped, how did she know that Liu Yao was not here? Could it be that she not only knew her home address, but also grasped the movements of Liu Yao and Duoduo? Thinking of this, Liu Xiaofei thought of the plot often played on TV, rushed over and grabbed the girl's neckline, "How do you know? Who are you?"
"Oh, you hurt me! Didn't you say you wouldn't me?" asked the girl weakly with a hint of blush on her face.
"Nonsense!"
"Then why are you pounced on me?" the girl lowered her head, but could not see a trace of fear in her.
Liu Xiaofei took a deep breath, looked at it, and saw that his chest was pressing the little girl inappropriately, Liu Xiaofei was flustered for a while, and quickly left the girl, sat opposite her, and recited frantically in his heart: "The Heart Sutra has words, don't be angry, don't be angry, don't be angry, don't be shocked, it's just a little girl, it's no big deal, calm down......"
The girl sat up straight, straightened her collar, and pouted, "I'm really your little fan, you don't have to be afraid." ”
Liu Xiaofei held back his anger, if a man broke into his house in this way, he would unceremoniously clean him up, but a little girl in his twenties, he really couldn't do it.
"You say you're a fan of mine, but how do you know my wife isn't home?"
"I guess!" the girl blinked and smiled, "Actually, I just got some basic information about you on the Internet and knew your home address." ”
"Human flesh ......" Liu Xiaofei twitched the corners of his mouth and said angrily: "You invade my privacy like this?"
"Who made me really worship you! I checked your basic information and learned that your wife is also 29 years old this year, and when I came in, I saw that there was no cosmetics in the bathroom, and there was not even a single long hair on the floor, which means that your wife has not lived here for at least a week! Because a woman who is nearly 30 years old will not use cosmetics. ”
Hearing what the girl said, Liu Xiaofei looked horrified, "Even if what you said is right, but you call it trespassing! Don't you know that you are doing this illegally?"
"So I took a photo of you in advance, if you dare to call the police, I will publish your photo to the public, so that everyone knows who the so-called Flying Sect Master is?"
Liu Xiaofei felt like a dog in his heart, "You threaten me?"
"That's right! Who made me a star chaser! You old man won't understand how we post-00s chase stars. The little girl smiled proudly, seeing that Liu Xiaofei was so angry that her face was flushed but she was helpless, and her heart was even more proud.
"Then I'm going to despise you!" Liu Xiaofei gritted his teeth in anger.
"Despise me? why?"
"Just like me, how can I be qualified to have fans? You're not afraid of being disgusting to you?" Liu Xiaofei pointed to one of his old faces, "At the age of thirty, you won't be blind in your eyes, right?"
"You don't have to worry about it! Now it's all uncles in charge, I don't like little fresh meat, I like greasy but funny uncles, who can take care of people and hurt people!"
"......" Hearing the word greasy, Liu Xiaofei was speechless again. I'm a little older, but I'm not greasy, right?
"By the way, I forgot to introduce myself, my name is Jiang Xue, I am your most loyal little fan, and I am still a member of the Flying Heaven Sect in the group. Please give me more advice in the future!" Jiang Xue is as beautiful as a snowflake, but she lacks the temperament of ice and snow, and the whole person gives people a very lively and lovely sense of déjà vu.
Liu Xiaofei was very helpless, he didn't expect that there would be fans who would come to him by train to find him, but is it a bit too much to drive her away like this?
"Okay! I won't tell anyone your information casually, I don't want to share my idol with others!" Jiang Xue stood up, ran to the refrigerator with a fart, and opened it to see that there was nothing to eat. "Hey, you're home alone, why don't you even stutter?"
Liu Xiaofei glared at her angrily, as if to say, use you to care?
Jiang Xue blinked, suddenly walked to the door, put on high heels, and said, "Remember to open the door for me in a while, I'll come when I go!"
With that, Jiang Xue happily opened the door and walked downstairs.
Liu Xiaofei was overjoyed, and hurriedly ran to the window to take a look, and found that Jiang Xue had already gone downstairs and ran towards the vegetable market on the opposite street. Liu Xiaofei laughed, "You still want me to open the door for you!"
With that, Liu Xiaofei ran over, locked the door directly, and then ran to the bedroom.
If you say that you are not married and have no children, it doesn't hurt to get in touch with a cute little fan, but Liu Xiaofei is not only married now, but the children are so old, how can she allow the existence of female fans?
Liu Xiaofei would not allow himself to make such a low-level mistake.
He opened the document and forced himself to turn his attention to the creation of the novel, but soon there was a knock on the door.
"Hey, I've bought the food!Open the door!" Jiang Xue exclaimed excitedly outside the door.
Liu Xiaofei took a deep breath and was indifferent, his butt seemed to be glued to the chair, motionless.
"Hey, what are you doing, open the door, guess what I bought you?" Jiang Xue didn't expect Liu Xiaofei to turn her away directly.
Liu Xiaofei couldn't sit still, walked to the door, and said to the crack in the door: "Thank you very much for liking my novels, but I'm really sorry, I don't want to socialize with any women, you better go." ”
"Sect Master, did I do something wrong? I'll go down and buy you vegetables! What do you see I bought for you?" Jiang Xue smiled playfully.
"I ...... I'm still going to write a book, and you're here, delaying my time and causing unnecessary trouble. ”
Jiang Xue's smiling face suddenly froze, "Are you trying to drive me away?"
Liu Xiaofei didn't speak, he was speechless.
Jiang Xue seemed to understand something, her expression darkened suddenly, and she saw her sitting on the ground with her buttocks, crying out with a wow.
"Liu Xiaofei, you are a negative person! I want everyone to see today how you deceived my feelings, woo...... You're a big badass! You're a bad person! Woo woo woo ......"
Liu Xiaofei scolded secretly, opened the door suddenly, took Jiang Xue directly into the house, and said angrily: "Sister, don't be funny, okay? You will really break up my wife like this!"
Jiang Xue saw Liu Xiaofei's angry face, burst into laughter, as if her face had changed, and suddenly smiled: "It's easy to say, as long as you don't drive me away, I won't do anything bad!"
Seeing that the girl was crying just now, and now she suddenly smiled, Liu Xiaofei was really speechless. Pointing at Jiang Xue's nose, he threatened: "Although I said that I don't want to be a fan, but don't force me! If you force me, I can do anything!"
Jiang Xue blinked, a trace of shyness suddenly appeared on her delicate face, she lowered her head, and said softly shyly: "Hehe, just wait for your words......"