Chapter 149 The Pig Will Give Birth (Ask for Subscription!)
I was supposed to be a piece of waste quietly, comfortable and comfortable.
Lu Xiaomo rolled his eyes angrily when he heard Wei Fatzi say this.
You are not ashamed, I have a brother like you who is ashamed of you, it is really muddy that can't support the wall.
"Boss, the matter has come to this, you have to find a way quickly, we can't just sit back and wait for death!"
Disperse, now is not the time to deal with Wei Fatzi, dealing with Ma Dashan is the top priority.
"Don't worry, how could I let that bastard get his wish. Lu Xiaomo's eyes flashed with a cold light.
"Boss, you have a way. Wei Fatzi's eyes flashed with two starlights.
"Well, not yet, but I'll figure it out tomorrow. Lu Xiaomo said.
Wei Fatzi's face drooped in an instant, and he thought you had an idea, so you actually gave me this.
"Don't worry, fat man, with me, the sky won't fall. Lu Xiaomo patted Wei Fatzi's shoulder and comforted.
"Let's hope so, boss, you'll have to hurry up and figure it out. Wei Fatzi said anxiously, he really had no choice but to pin his hopes on Lu Xiaomo.
"Let's go, it's not too late, it's time to sleep. Lu Xiaomo has a big heart, even if the sky falls, it can't stop him from sleeping.
Lu Xiaomo's office.
Tian Meina is still learning the knowledge of practicing medical qualifications, but since Tian Yifeng called her and said that Lu Xiaomo and other girls were dating, although Tian Meina didn't care about what she said, she was obviously a little upset, looking at Lu Xiaomo's seat, it was empty, and it was really missing something if this thing was not here.
Maybe that's what makes it a concern.
This Lu Xiaomo is really a big carrot, she tells Tian Meina every day how much she loves her, loves her for a long time, and the earth is barren, but in a blink of an eye, she goes on a date with other girls, she is drunk, she is drunk, she drinks coffee, she is really angry.
Eating in the bowl and looking at the pot, staining flowers and grass everywhere, attracting bees and butterflies, it is really not a thing.
Ah, who is he, why should I care about him.
Tian Mina shook her little head and tried to calm herself, and then continued to read absentmindedly.
Lu Xiaomo pushed the door in, and saw Tian Meina studying, Tian Meina saw Lu Xiaomo coming in, just glanced at it, pretended not to see him, and didn't mean to pay attention, Lu Xiaomo said in his heart, hey, where did I offend this little ancestor again?
Lu Xiaomo walked over and lay down next to her, glanced at her beautifully, and said, "Meina, it's so late, you're still studying, it's so boring, why don't we go to bed and play a game." ”
Belch!
Why don't we go to bed and play a game!
Tian Meina's face turned red, she stood up on the ground, and said angrily: "Little pervert, who is going to play games with you on the bed!"
"Why are you so angry, I just invited you to the bed to play cards, what are you blushing, you won't think of going anywhere else, right?" Lu Xiaomo quipped.
Belch!
Go to bed and play cards!
You're really good at molesting people!
The blush on Tian Meina's face crawled straight to her fair neck, and she was ashamed.
In normal times, Tian Meina would turn around and leave, but she couldn't get angry today, and wanted to see if Lu Xiaomo had gone to coffee with other girls.
She calmed down, pretended to be nothing, raised her head and raised her eyebrows, "It's so late, you just came back, why did you go?"
Lu Xiaomo's eyes rolled when he heard this, and he felt that there was a situation, which was different from his previous reaction
It's the same, it's weird to talk about.
"I had something to do with the fat man. He grinned and sloppily eyes.
"I really went out with the fat guy, not with the other girls. Tian Meina's eyes narrowed, staring at his face and said.
Lu Xiaomo's eyes dodged, not daring to make contact with her line of sight, so he stood up a little weakly and said: "I really went out with the fat man, I don't believe you go and ask the fat man, why do you always doubt me." ”
"You two are good to wear a pair of pants, the fat man is not angry with you in the same nostril, how can you be honest with me, you say this, as long as you believe it, you are happy. Tian Mina rolled her eyes and said.
There is a problem, this Tian Meina obviously reacted wrongly, her speech was prickly, and she was obviously stimulated.
Lu Xiaomo was taken aback, could it be that his father-in-law really betrayed him, it was impossible, at that time, Tian Yifeng had sworn that if he betrayed his oath, he would not die with five thunders.
"Hey, how can I, a big fool, believe that Tian Yifeng, who lacks virtue and smokes, is really having a cramp in his head. He slapped his head, remorseful to death, and couldn't help but blurt out in a whisper.
???
Lack of virtue with smoking Tian Yifeng!
Tian Meina immediately became angry when she heard this, "What did you muttered just now? You scolded my father for his lack of virtue and smoke!"
Lu Xiaomo slammed a spirit and said, "No, how is it possible, I admire and worship your father, like a surging river that is immortal, how can I scold him for being an old man." ”
Tian Mina heard him say this, it was a little better.
Lu Xiaomo accidentally pouted and was startled, but fortunately, what he said just now was remedied in time, sorted out his emotions, and quickly changed the topic: "Mina, why do you keep learning these useless eight-strand texts." ”
???
What the?
The medical knowledge I studied, he actually said that this is an eight-strand text!
"This is a medical book, medical knowledge, medical knowledge to cure diseases and save people, not a Bagu text, please pay attention to your words!" Tian Meina trembled her fingers, and she was so angry that she smoked.
"Since it's not Baguwen, you can prove it to me. Lu Xiaomo was reasonable, and Hang Erlang sat on the chair.
How can this be proven?
Tian Meina lost her temper instantly when she heard this, her little face drooped, and she fell into Lu Xiaomo's trap, she really didn't reflect on this question, prove that this is not an eight-strand text, how to prove it.
Lu Xiaomo saw that Tian Meina was stumped, and immediately became happy, and said with a smile: "One plus one equals two has been proved by a madman, don't say that you can't prove that your medical skills are not Baguwen." ”
Tian Meina immediately retorted, "It's a scientist who proves that one plus one equals two, not a madman, hey, no, I'm all confused by you, one plus one equals two hasn't been proved to be good, is it good to prove that one plus two equals three?"
Lu Xiaomo hugged his shoulders and said: "What kind of scientist, one plus one equals two still need to be proven? Even if it is proved by their group of crazy people, listing a lot of evidence, most people can't understand it anyway, he said yes, besides, are they idle eggs, why don't they prove that chickens will crow, pigs will give birth, and women will give birth." ”
Ask why not prove that chickens will crow, pigs will give birth, and women will give birth.
Nima, you put women and chickens and pigs together, are you insulting women?
"Lu Xiaomo, don't be unreasonable, mess around, you are shameless!" Tian Meina's hateful little fists were clenched, and she couldn't wait to smash this thing.
Lu Xiaomo was neither humble nor arrogant, and took advantage of the victory to pursue: "Is it English?"
Not eight shares?"
"No!" Tian Mina said angrily.
"Then you can prove it to me. Lu Xiaomo smiled again.
Nima, it's a proof question again, how can I prove it for you, isn't it difficult for a strong man, why don't you play cards according to the routine.
"You ......" Tian Mina was about to go crazy.
"I can't prove it, English is the eight-strand text. Lu Xiaomo said word by word.
Tian Mina shook her head and tried to calm herself, oops, she fell into the trap of this thing as soon as she followed the words of this goods.
"Baguwen is not practical, English is practical. She retorted.
"Haha, there's practicality, why didn't I see it. Lu Xiaomo's tone was slightly mocking.
Tian Meina exhaled angrily: "Think about it, if you don't learn English, how can you communicate with foreigners." ”
"Hey, it seems to make sense, but I'm idle and painful to communicate with foreigners, besides, even if I talk to foreigners, why don't foreigners speak Chinese, I have to let me speak foreign languages, besides, even if I don't know English, I can still find a translator." Lu Xiaomo said with a grin.
Yaoooo
Tian Meina was already stunned by Lu Xiaomo's words, and it was really hard to refute this statement.
"Now you are speechless, a lot of knowledge you have learned now is Bagu Wen, you can't eat, you can't drink, you don't need it, you can still be the head of a county if you are good at Bagu Literature in ancient times, but now, Mao is useless!" Lu Xiaomo had a taste of bad things succeeding, and continued to stimulate Tian Meina.
"Lu Xiaomo, why don't you speak in an unusual way, there were literati in the past who used the past to satirize the present, and there is a scoundrel like you who uses the present to satirize the past. Tian Mina huffed.
Lu Xiaomo pretended to be flattered, "Mina, you are too exalted of me, you compare me with the ancients, and use the present to satirize the ancients, I don't have the courage to learn." ”
"Anyway, what you said is not right, English is not Baguwen, you don't have to mess around, if you don't learn English, otherwise, you won't be able to communicate with foreigners." Tian Meina was so angry that her chest rose and fell, and her flowers and branches trembled.
Lu Xiaomo looked at her squirming twin peaks, and didn't expect this kind of miraculous effect, so he asked rhetorically: "What, you have studied English for so many years, and you have communicated with a few foreigners?"
Tian Meina bowed her head and was silent, to be honest, she really hadn't seen a few foreigners.
"Hehe, you don't have anything to say, I'm afraid you've only communicated with your English teacher. Lu Xiaomo said mercilessly.
"You ......"
This time, Tian Meina's last line of defense was completely defeated, Lu Xiaomo's words were like a sledgehammer hitting her heart from time to time, the world view and values were about to be subverted by this goods, and many truths that had been insisted on before had questions, what was right, what was wrong, right was wrong, wrong was right, different times, different places, in the hearts of different people, looking at the same thing, there will be completely different views, right and wrong are reversed, black and white are easy to convert.
She shook her stunned head, she couldn't let Lu Xiaomo continue to bewitch herself, and said angrily: "You said, who is the girl who drank coffee with you today, she was all taken to the edge of the sky by you, and almost fell for your trick of surviving Wei to save Zhao." ”
Belch!
Coffee!
Why did this topic come back again, Lu Xiaomo didn't expect it and didn't want to see the result, since Tian Meina said the word coffee, it proves that her father-in-law Tian Yifeng treacherously betrayed himself.
Lu Xiaomo complained bitterly, and he didn't know how to deal with it, and he was miserable by his father-in-law.