Chapter 1: Tragedy on the Coffee Table

20xx XX county, a community, a house.

"Poor people must have something to hate, how can I feel so pitiful?"

A cheap man grinded the belt buckle on his pants with his left hand, held his mobile phone in his right hand, put his right foot on the coffee table in front of the sofa, and put his left foot on his right foot.

"Brother, I took a bath and put on three incense sticks, why can't I get by?"

Tilted his head and moved the phone away a little, only to see a big-footed girl trembling in front of his eyes, and immediately threw the phone on the sofa:

"I said why can't I get by! It turns out that it's your Y!"

Thinking of the man shaking the wealth and the woman shaking the cheap, he beckoned to the right foot of the 'Dese', and his mouth was still broken: "Let you shake...... Call you cheap...... It's not even ...... for you to call me 600 quick repairs."

Just like him, the author is sure that this girl is a person who shit and doesn't blame the pit type, but the poor right foot is long and he has eight lifetimes of blood mold on his body, can you move your feet if you don't shake it............?

"Huh...... Zizi ...... Bang!"

what？

What's the matter? The author hasn't finished yet, what's going on?

Hey, so many people? cough cough, let's move it, I'll take a look, don't squeeze the melon seeds and soda sellers in the back, I'm writing this.

The general shape of a man has not changed, lying on the sofa with his feet on the coffee table.

The image has changed greatly: the hands are spread to both sides, the left foot is not on the right foot, the toes of the left foot are still smoking, not to mention, the hair is as if it has been burned by fire, and the clothes and pants on the body are smoking.

Plus that········

uh·······

The foot is not pumping·······

My feet are gone, hey!········

I saw that a didn't move, and then

"Z... Zi··· Bang"

The fog rose with a bright light and lightning, and after the fog and lightning a certain man disappeared.

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"Shhh······· Where am I, my head hurts······· Hiss ·······"

A man sucked in the cold air, staggered to his feet, and looked around with a buzzing head: an alley, about 2 meters wide, with an exit not far ahead.

Hiss······· Am I not at home? Why did I get outside?

Well, think about it, I was playing the game first, and on the last day of the event, I ran out of resources. I just didn't pass the test.

Because it's an activity restriction, I didn't get it this time, so I don't know how long I'll have to wait, but the resources are exhausted.

Then, there was no reason for shipment, and I was in a bad mood and had no resources to continue fighting, so I had to dismantle some equipment and fight for the last time, because it was the last time, and when the battle entered the night battle, it stopped, and a certain man didn't dare to look at it.

Who knows when I stop and see a foot shaking there, what is the man shaking, what is the woman shaking, of course I shouldn't shake my feet! The bath is all washed and the incense is on, and then I don't shake the stupid white because of shaking the foot. (The kid still thinks it's the problem with that foot, alas······ Who is not angry, you say smoke it or not!

Didn't slap a few times, my feet were a little tired, I stretched my feet, who knew that the water cup on the coffee table was kicked over, kicked over, the problem is that the mobile phone has been connected to the charger to play, and the charger is plugged in the row plug on the coffee table, the water cup turned over and plugged in the water sprinkler row inside, and then, because I was a little hungry, a few bulk egg yolk pies were put on the coffee table, and then the egg yolk pie exploded with a 'bang' (egg yolk pie is very dangerous and will explode!) ）。

Later... Didn't know anything anymore and woke up ······

Wake up and I'm here?

looked around, it was really the alley just now, and raised his head again, about 3 floors of the house, a man said speechless, I don't understand, it's good at home, how to go outside in a blink of an eye.

After a while, maybe he figured it out, maybe he didn't think about it, and a certain man who was out of strength walked out of the alley with difficulty holding on to the wall.

As soon as I got out of the alley, my eyes flashed by the sun, and after a while, I squinted and slowly opened my eyes, and what I saw was a small street with all kinds of shops, but it seemed that I had never been to this place, and it was a very strange feeling.

This is not right! I live in a small county town from childhood to adulthood for more than 20 years, not to mention all the corners and corners can be found with my eyes closed, at least I am familiar with it, why don't I seem to have been to this place?

When I came back to my senses, I found that the people who passed by looked at me with strange eyes, and said to myself, "Do I look so good?

Raising his arm and meowing at it, he finally noticed his abnormality: the cuffs were tattered and scorched, dotted with yellow, and the back of his hand was jet black, like a black coal kiln coolie.

Well, after thinking about it, the yellow thing should be the egg yolk pie after the explosion, and the tattered clothes and the black back of the hands should be the consequences of electric shock.

Look at the clothes and pants on the body, it's the same, the shoes are more exaggerated, the right foot is fine, the upper of the left foot is not good, but the plastic sole looks like it has been burned by fire, crooked and twisted into a shoe.

Hey······ This sad look, I hope not to be seen by acquaintances, otherwise my brother's reputation will be ruined! However, fortunately, I have a big life, and I didn't go to see Brother Niu and Brother Ma when I was electrocuted, and my body has nothing else to do except for my strength, since it's okay, find someone to ask where it is.

A man dodged and picked out an open space where there was no one······

After walking a few steps, I saw two people standing diagonally opposite a commissary, one tall one chewing something in his mouth, and the other holding a pair of tweezers in his hand.

And the two of them also set their sights on the target, following the gaze of the two of them, the white skirt, and a bag hanging on the left shoulder, were looking at something to bargain with the boss.

Hmmm... Looking at the back, the figure is not bad, I don't know how the front is? muttering to the back beauty, I saw that the two lewd men sneaked to the side of the back beauty, one left and one right, the tall one pretended to see something on the right, and the shorter one was holding tweezers, and was carefully preparing to turn over the bag of the back beauty.

The zipper of the bag has been unzipped!

Don't you want to be so arrogant and steal in broad daylight! It doesn't matter? It can't be a man in a skirt, but it must be a man······ The problem is a woman, looking at the back, she may still be a beauty, but what if it is a back killer? Thinking of this, a certain man rushed forward, turned his head to look, and shouted:

"Beauty, your boyfriend is looking for you!"

"That sister in front, someone stole from you!" At the same time, another voice sounded.

Before I could find out which kid had robbed it, there was a devouring gaze from the other side.

This, a certain man expressed his understanding: Take away other people's juniors, rob other people's jobs, it's good if people don't beat you, it's normal to stare at you.

No, the beautiful woman turned around, with a frightened face, and a group of people slowly surrounded her, and the tallest of the two lewd men yelled at a certain man arrogantly:

"Boy, which eye did you see me stealing?" said as he glanced at a certain man.

Damn! Brother didn't say you stole things, why are you looking at me?

"I saw it with both eyes! It's you and the person next to me!" Before a certain man could reply, he heard a 14 or 5-year-old middle school second young man next to him squeeze out of the crowd of onlookers and answer.

As for why Secondary 2, listen to this answer to know - this is the rhythm of causing trouble!

"Boy, are you sure you're nosy?" asked Gao Yi.

Sure enough, after hearing this, a man stroked his forehead and felt a headache.

"It's not nosy, I saw it, you teamed up with him to steal this sister's things. After the second middle school youth finished speaking, he also pointed to the short man next to the tall one.

A man closed his eyes in distress - this second degree is hopeless.

"Boy, there are so many people on the street who don't care, can you be a little kid who can manage it?" The short man gestured to a certain man with his eyes, telling the young man in the second middle school not to be uninteresting.

"Why doesn't anyone care, now these uncles and aunts, big brothers and sisters around are looking at you, you can't run, I'll send you to the security squadron later!" As soon as the words fell, the second middle school young man also motioned to the two lewd men to look around, and in an instant, the uncles and aunts around all took a step back.

A certain man was also drunk······

"Yo he! the little fart kid's hair hasn't grown, and he still learns to shoot a cannon behind someone's buttocks—are you going to heaven!huh?" Seeing that the second young man was so uninteresting, the tall man took the words, tasted it, took out a knife from his pocket, rolled up his sleeves and prepared to fight him.

Without waiting for a man to sigh, the beautiful woman in the party saw that the tall one took out a knife, and ran away with a scream of 'ah', and ran away... Run··· finish

A certain man······

Onlookers······

The young man in the second middle school was dumbfounded, what should I do? As the saying goes, if you catch a thief, you have to catch the stolen goods, and if you catch a traitor, you have to catch a double! The protagonist has run away, how should this be done?

"Poof······ Hahaha, boy, do you want to send us to the security squadron now? I want to laugh, hahaha······. The tall man smiled exaggeratedly as he walked over to the second junior year.

"Don't look at it, let's disperse. The short man looked at the tall man and flashed his bright knife around, and also blocked the second young man.

Immediately, most of the surrounding crowd dispersed, and two or three kittens were left to watch the battle.

A man sighed in his heart, and was speechless to the second young man: You kid don't look at the situation, don't you see my brother to remind you from the side, you kid is good, not only directly said that others stole it, but also wanted to send others into the bureau when it was over, you are so old in vain.

Alas······ But although it's the second second, this encouragement is still a little like.

Thinking of this, a certain man walked over: "I said buddy, this kid said the wrong thing, don't take it to heart, let him apologize to the two buddies, buddy has a lot of knowledge not to be like him." ”

After speaking, a certain man also looked at him and asked the young man to apologize.

"This guy is right, if you kid respectfully apologize, this matter will be over today. "The short man looked at a certain man, maybe he was a shrewd man, if he really wanted to do it, at most he would beat that kid, it was better to borrow a donkey from the slope to earn face, and after this matter he went to find the next target.

I thought I would apologize, and this matter passed like this, who knows.

"I don't apologize, just now they stole that sister's things, you also saw this big brother, they are thieves, I will report to the security squadron and arrest them, even if that sister is gone, this is the security area, there are cameras. After speaking, he pointed to the security equipment under the eaves not far away, and took out a communicator to report the crime.

A man covered his forehead, this time it's not a headache, it's ... Egg pain······

Seeing that he was so capable of making trouble, the tall man's face instantly darkened, and he took out the communicator and prepared to report the crime. Although it is not a big deal to go in, if you go in, you will not be able to get out for a while, and if you squat for a few days, isn't it a lot less 'income'? Thinking of this, he decided to do it.

Looking at the tall man walking towards the stupid boy, a certain man felt that the boy couldn't walk after a fat beating, but who told a certain man to think that this kid was a little interesting:

"Huh... I said buddy, do you have something to say, look up and don't see you when you look down······"

"Who's your buddy, get out of the way!"

"!" After speaking, the tall man pushed a certain man with his hand that was not holding a knife.

A man's stubborn temper also came up, that kid can't speak, and his head is missing tendons, but you have done it to your brother, it's easy to bully when you are a brother.

Thinking of this, a certain man reached out and grabbed the tall wrist.

The short man on the side looked at a certain man who looked like an African refugee, rolled his eyes and asked:

"What does a brother do?"

"Miscellaneous. A man continued to work hard without looking back, but fortunately, after this meeting, his physical strength recovered a lot, and thanks to his usual love of exercise, he is still evenly matched.

The short man looked at the charred (actually electric char) clothes and pants on a certain man's body, and the smoky marks on his skin, and determined:

"Really?"

"Do you think I lied to you?" a certain man continued to exert his strength.

The short man hesitated, and then looked at the young boy, seeing that he was wearing a white shirt, a pair of white trousers, and the leather shoes on his feet were shiny.

He pouted and said to the tall one: "Mengzi, go! give that buddy a face this time." ”

After saying that, the short man turned around and left.

"Boy, don't let me meet you next time, I'll cut you up when I meet you!" The tall one also let out a cruel word and followed the short one.