Text Chapter 216 Confident Pig
Although Leng Chen deliberately concealed that he was not a left-hander, this just proved that he was undoubtedly a murderer, otherwise he would not have a ghost in his heart and kept covering with his right hand.
"Then, you hurry up and deliver takeaway to the next family, I won't bother you, remember that I am looking for a job in my own family, if your store is short of people, please notify me." Lu Xiaomo said warmly.
"Okay, if our boss needs someone, I'll let you know right away. Leng Chen said and walked out of the office.
Lu Xiaomo was sent to the door, waved his hand and said hello: "Goodbye!"
"Goodbye!" Leng Chen rode away in the delivery car.
Lu Xiaomo saw Leng Chen disappear from his field of vision, and his smiling face immediately became cold, hehe, Xiaomi, finally let me find you, wait for me to cheat the hospital and the police station for a sum of money, and then arrest you.
Leng Chen rode the takeaway car and felt faintly uneasy in his heart, that Lu Xiaomo was a little weird just now, asking questions and asking questions, so it was not annoying. After all, he killed Yang Xiaoxiao, he has always been cautious, afraid of being caught, these days a little wind and grass scared him a lot, always thought that others found out that he was the murderer, and later it turned out that he was too worried.
He shook his head secretly, maybe he was thinking too much, if Lu Xiaomo really found out that he was a murderer, I am afraid that he would immediately call the police, and no matter how bad it was, he would retreat, after all, he was a murderer.
And Lu Xiaomo is so affectionate, and he bothered to help his friend's relatives find a job, how could he find out that he was a murderer.
Thinking about this, Leng Chen's doubts disappeared mostly, and then went to the next house to deliver takeaways.
Ever since Lu Xiaomo saw the takeaway man Leng Chen, his appetite has increased, and he has gobbled up the takeaway and feasted on it.
Wei Fatzi was eating fried chicken legs, and said with a mouth full of oil: "Boss, I didn't expect you to be okay with this mouthful?"
"What...... Okay?" Lu Xiaomo asked vaguely as he gnawed on a pig's trotter, for some reason.
Wei Fatzi said slyly: "You not only like women, you also like men, do you have a crush on the male delivery boy just now?"
"Poof"
Lu Xiaomo squirted out when he heard this, and spit out Wei Fatzi's face of pork, "I like your sister! Lao Tzu doesn't do it, you talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I'll turn your mouth into a duck's mouth!"
Wei Fatzi picked off the pork on his face and said, "You didn't take a fancy to the male delivery man, why are you talking to him so hot?"
"Are you all full of in your head, Lao Tzu, this is investigating a case! Investigating a serial murder case, do you know!" Lu Xiaomo got up and said angrily.
Wei Fatzi rolled his eyes, he didn't believe Lu Xiaomo's nonsense, and said angrily: "Boss, didn't you say just now that you want to find a job for your friend's relatives, how did it become an investigation now." ”
Belch!
Pig's head!
I can't tell you the truth yet, maybe you'll ruin my blackmail plan, and you won't be able to keep the pig in the door!
"What's wrong with me investigating the case and helping me find a job by the way?" Lu Xiaomo raised his eyebrows, his eyes widened, and he stretched out his fist and said.
Belch!
Isn't the truth becoming clearer the more we argue, aren't we not a theory?
As for speaking with fists.
If I can beat you, believe it or not, I beat you all over the ground to find teeth, savage human, fat man, I am high-spirited, and I don't have the same knowledge as you.
Wei Fatzi was stunned for a second, and said duplicitously: "What, boss, okay, of course, you must have your reason for doing this, forgive Brother Wei's wisdom is too low, and now I can't understand your foresight, from a high vantage point, don't say anything, although I don't understand, but I will always support you." ”
This sycophant slap sounded thoroughly
photographed Lu Xiaomo's heart.
Hmph, dead fatty, you know each other.
"What, fatty, you said that we solved the case, will the police give us a bonus? Lu Xiaomo asked.
Three days of fishing, two days of drying nets, a total of ten days to solve the case, five days have passed, on the first day you go to the police station to learn about the case, the rest of the time all fool around with women.
Do you know what this is?
It's five days of drying nets and one day of fishing!
As long as you still solve the case, we don't roll up the cover and get out, even if it's good, okay?
"Boss, the police department has issued a reward warrant, if anyone finds the murderer's traces and calls the police to provide clues, a reward of 300,000 will be offered. Wei Fatzi said tepidly.
"It's only 300,000, isn't it too picky. Lu Xiaomo blew his beard and glared, which was much lower than he expected.
"It's just a phone call to call the police, 300,000 is already a lot, okay. Wei Fatzi rolled his eyes and said.
Lu Xiaomo hooked his fingers and motioned for Fat Man Wei to come closer, Fat Wei's eyes rolled a few times, but he still stood up and brought his ears closer, "Boss, if you have anything to say, just say it." ”
"Fatty, within ten days, I am absolutely sure to solve the case, do you have a way to blackmail the police and the hospital. Lu Xiaomo smiled evilly.
Wei Fatzi couldn't believe it: "What, boss, don't lie to me, do you really have a way to solve the case?"
"Ten percent!" Lu Xiaomo said sharply.
"Really?" Wei Fatzi still couldn't believe the words of this unreliable boss.
Lu Xiaomo said angrily: "I can still lie to you, if you don't believe it, forget it, anyway, I will go to Ma Dashan tomorrow to ask for the labor fee for catching the murderer, and then go to the police station to raise the bounty, this money has nothing to do with you." ”
Belch!
Looking at his confident "pig" and sure victory, could it be that this damn boss can really catch the murderer?
If he really catches the murderer, if I don't pat his ass, I'm afraid I won't get a dime, and I won't lose a lot.
"Boss, it's boring for you to say this, I don't know you, you don't know me, what did you do that time, what did you decide, I didn't raise my hands in favor, you forgot the night of Wuling Mountain, we faced more than a dozen gangsters, fought together, fought bloodily, killed the wicked, collected Ziyang, how heroic, this time, even if you go up the knife mountain and down the sea of fire, I will go with you. Wei Fatzi recalled the eventful years of the past, and almost said that he burst into tears.
Belch!
And such shameless people?
On the night of Wuling Mountain, it was clear that I was killing and killing all sides by myself, you seemed to be hiding behind and almost peeing your pants in fright, okay?
Well, save some face for you, after all, we are friends.
Lu Xiaomo hugged Wei Fatzi and said excitedly: "Good brother, I know that you support me, brothers work together, and their profits will be broken, and after blackmailing the police station and the hospital for a sum of money, I will not treat you badly." ”
"Uh-huh. Wei Fatzi grinned.
Belch!
I'll share your money, and you're not happy?
The face is so ugly, who is it for.
"Fatty, look at your face, you're not happy!" Lu Xiaomo said.
"I'm very happy!" said Wei Fatzi.
"You're willing, but you're grinning. Lu Xiaomo said.
"Boss, it's not that I'm crying, it's that you're about to break my shoulder. Fat Wei groaned.
Lu Xiaomo hurriedly let go of Lou Wei's fat man's arm and said, "Brother, you see that I didn't mean it, I moved and hurt you." ”
……
The next day, Lu Xiaomo and Wei Fatzi went to Ma Dashan's office together.
Wherever the two of them passed on the way, people from the hospital pointed and pointed, and sarcastic words were endless.
"Did you hear that? These two fools made a military order and threatened to solve the serial murder case within ten days. ”
"Do you still need to hear about this, this incident is in an uproar, and the deaf fool who swept the floor knows about it, and asks them all day if they have solved the case. ”
"The deaf and stupid two have heard about it, or you are bad, it is rumored that these two goods were blasted out by a female nurse on the first day of the investigation, you said that people don't laugh and lose their big teeth. ”
"Hahaha...... If they can solve the case, the pigs can go up the tree, believe it or not!"
"Pigs can not only go up trees, they can probably fly to the sky, hahaha......"
……
Lu Xiaomo looked at Wei Fatzi and said with a smile: "The people in the hospital don't believe that we can solve the case!"
Hey!
You can laugh at that, don't you see that they despise and laugh at us both for being stupid?
"Boss, is this still worth being proud of?" asked rhetorically, with a drooping face.
"Of course it's worth celebrating!" Lu Xiaomo said of course.
Belch!
This brain circuit can turn into a fool's club!
"What's there to be thankful for?" said Wei Fatzi in confusion.
"I don't understand that. Lu Xiaomo slapped him on the head, "Only in this way can we become famous in one fell swoop and be famous all over the hospital, you know? I estimate that the money for blackmailing the hospital is 100% sure, and now we have no way to run." ”
If we can't solve the case, the sarcastic words of the people in the hospital can deafen our ears, and we will be nailed to the shame pillar of the hospital, you know?
"Boss, can I ask weakly, after we negotiate the price with Ma Dashan, can you solve the case. Wei Fatzi retreated in his heart.
"Yes, you can definitely solve the case. Lu Xiaomo swore an oath.
"I hope so. Wei Fatzi said in disbelief.
When the two arrived at the door of Ma Dashan's office, Lu Xiaomo said: "Fatty, it's up to you to make the price higher." ”
Belch!
How am I again.
The thankless drudgery always makes me run errands, and when it comes to dividing the money, why can't you be generous.
"Why did you let me go, why didn't you go. Fat Wei rolled his eyes and didn't have a good airway.
Lu Xiaomo slapped him on the head again, "Stupid, when you negotiate the price, I will raise the price again, this is called maximizing benefits, do you know?"
Intimidated by his obscenity, Wei Fatzi had no choice but to comply, shrinking his neck, crying and mourning, "I know!
"Okay, you go first, remember to make the reward higher. Lu Xiaomo cheered him on.
Wei Fatzi twisted his neck, and the sound of crackling bones colliding sounded in his cervical spine, then shook his hand, and knocked on the door of Ma Dashan's office with great energy.
"Please come in!"
Wei Fatzi pushed the door in, saw Ma Dashan sitting at the desk, his face was immediately full of smiles and smiles, he walked over and bowed his head and said, "Hehe, Dean Ma, are you busy?"
Ma Dashan saw that it was Wei Fatzi, and his face was instantly gloomy and about to rain, "I'm not Dean Ma, I'm acting Vice President Ma now, and it's not thanks to you. ”
Wei Fatzi's hot face was attached to the cold buttocks, he was very annoyed in his heart, and he couldn't wait to slap Ma Dashan to death, as the saying goes, raise your hand and don't hit the smiling person, why are you different, raise your hand to hit the smiling person?