Chapter 002: Drugged
Wu Lei quickly understood that these people should be his "cousins", and they came together today, making it clear that they came to see their jokes.
Wu Jianguo's face was a little unbearable: "What are you talking nonsense?"
"It's not me who said, second uncle, Wu Lei is like this, it's useless to marry a daughter-in-law. Wu Dashan said to him.
"Yes, second uncle, you want to hug your grandson, but he has to do it, look at this...... I can't even figure it out with a, what's the use. Wu Haiyang held a toothpick in his mouth and said disdainfully.
They are usually arrogant, even in his house, they don't give face at all. Wu Jianguo was so angry that he couldn't refute it. In the entire family of their family, because of Wu Lei's congenital language disorder, his mind is sometimes not clear, so he can't raise his head all the time.
Just when several cousins were ridiculing Wu Lei, Wu Lei spoke: "Don't deceive people too much." ”
"Yo, the wings are stiff, can you talk back?" Wu Dashan said in surprise.
"Yes, Wu Lei, when did you say, say, speak, talk, this, so neat?" Wu Haiyang deliberately learned the way Wu Lei spoke before.
Seeing these people on the head of "their own home", Wu Lei couldn't help it, stood up directly, and punched Wu Haiyang in the face.
"Poof!"
Wu Haiyang's tooth was knocked out suddenly, and he grinned in pain.
"Boy, you dare to hit someone, don't you owe a beating!"
Wu Dashan slapped the table and stood up, they came here to mock Wu Lei like before, how could he turn the sky upside down?
Wu Dashan's head is one meter nine, with a fat head and big ears, and he stands up like a mountain. Usually several adult men combined can't push him.
"Dashan, for the sake of the second uncle, forget it!" Wu Jianguo was anxious, "He is a disabled person, so don't be like him." ”
Even if Wu Lei opened his mouth to speak just now, Wu Jianguo still couldn't believe that that somewhat stupid son would suddenly get better. It's just a momentary illusion.
"I'm not a cripple!" Wu Lei said righteously.
"Yo he, I was going to spare you in front of your father, it seems that you brought it on yourself!" Wu Dashan said, with the meaning of beating people.
For a while, there was tension at the dinner table, and the atmosphere was tense to the extreme.
"Dashan, stop me!"
At this time, a coquettish shout came from outside the door, Wu Dashan looked back, and suddenly saw the cat with the mouse, his body was a little shorter, and he said with a sad face: "Sister." Why are you here?"
Wu Lei turned his head to look, only to see a woman wearing a very simple floral shirt walking in from outside the door, her skin was natural wheat, and with every step, her chest trembled. People don't dare to look directly and can't help but peek a few times.
"I'm here to congratulate Leizi, why can't I come?" Wu Yujiao said, stuffing a red envelope into Wu Lei's hand: "Little brother, congratulations." ”
"Thank you!" Wu Lei said.
The moment the two looked at each other, Wu Yujiao was taken aback.
Wu Lei's eyes were clear and his pupils were bright, which was completely different from the stupid brother she knew before.
And...... This deep gaze, with infinite attraction, suddenly made the fawn in her heart ramble, her heartbeat suddenly accelerated, and her face was slightly hot. It felt like seeing the lover of your dreams.
"Strange, what's wrong with you!How can you feel like this, he's your cousin!" Wu Yujiao was nervous and didn't dare to look at Wu Lei anymore. Quickly changed the topic, scolded, and pulled Wu Dashan away.
Wu Dashan left, and the other two brothers didn't stay long, and they immediately dispersed.
Inside, calm was restored.
Wu Lei sat down and said to Wu Jianguo, "Have these people always been like this to our family?"
was guessed by Wu Lei, Wu Jianguo sighed, held his forehead and stopped talking.
Indeed, it was a thorn in his heart all along. Men in this area generally get married very early and have babies at the age of 20.
Only Wu Lei is an exception, he is in his twenties, because he has always been stupid, and he can't even get a partner.
Although Wu Jianguo's conditions in the village are not bad, and he has made a lot of money in business, the pressure of "cutting off the incense" has been pressing on Wu Jianguo, so he took out his life savings at any cost, plus scraped together enough to make up a million, and bought a woman from the traffickers.
It's just that I didn't expect that on the first day I bought it, this strong woman let her son open the scoop on his head.
"Don't worry, I won't let them ride on our head anymore!" Wu Lei said. Although he was not familiar with the "parents", he had "borrowed" the body and was obliged to help them.
"Son!" Zhang Xiuhua said excitedly, "We don't care about others, as long as you can do well, it's better than anything else! ”
Wu Lei was not polite, picked up the dishes and chopsticks and ate them.
Finding that Ding Lan was sitting on the side and didn't move his chopsticks, he took a chopstick dish and put it in her bowl, "Eat it." ”
As he spoke, he secretly gave her a look, which meant that if she didn't eat enough, how could she have the strength to run.
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After eating, Wu Lei walked out of the door, not far in front of him, there were endless mountains, and in the village, the houses of the villagers were scattered and stretched, along a dirt road, extending forward.
"Leizi, where are you going?" Wu Jianguo asked in the back.
"Oh, I just finished eating, just walking around. Wu Lei replied.
"I'm going too!" Ding Lan appeared at the door at this time.
"You are not allowed to go!" Wu Jianguo directly stopped Ding Lan back, "You can rest at home." ”
Ding Lan pouted and had no choice but to retreat.
Wu Lei naturally knew in his heart that Wu Jianguo was afraid that the daughter-in-law he had bought with great difficulty would run away. That's really a loss of people and money.
Moreover, in the center of the entire village, his own family has to pass through dozens of houses in any direction. With the current conditions, it is really not an easy task to run.
And now I don't know anything about the terrain of the whole village, even if I don't know it alone.
It seems that the plan to help Ding Lan escape is not something that can be realized in a day or two.
Thinking of this, Wu Lei smiled helplessly and went to the back mountain.
The thatch on the top of the mountain was as tall as one person, and Wu Lei walked all the way forward. Suddenly, a voice came from the front: "Hmph, isn't it just a fart village chief, against Lao Tzu, this time it's up to you how you die." ”
Wu Lei was surprised, what kind of person is this, who wants to poison the village chief?
He opened the grass and saw a middle-aged man with a beard squatting on the ground.
He took a few pieces of biscuits, opened a brown bottle, and poured powder into it.
"He's putting rat poison!"
Wu Lei chuckled in his heart, although he was more than ten meters away, he could see at a glance what the middle-aged man was doing.
Just as he was about to step forward, the man noticed movement in the grass and found that it was Wu Lei.
"Ouch, it scared the hell out of me. The bearded man patted his chest and breathed a sigh of relief, "Who should I be?" ”
As he spoke, he continued to pour rat poison into the baked cakes.
Dare to love is that he knows that Wu Lei is a delirious fool, even if he is putting rat poison, Wu Lei doesn't know what he is doing.
Well, then let's see who's the real fool!
Wu Lei walked over to the man.
"What are you doing here?" asked Wu Lei pretending not to know.
"I, what else can I do, make baked cakes. Wang Ping said. He felt a little strange, when did this kid Wu Lei speak so neatly, but he didn't think much about it. After all, this kid is sometimes sober and sometimes insane, and nothing is worth wondering.
"Is it for eating baked cakes?" asked Wu Lei.
"Of course it's for eating. Otherwise, what are you doing with it?" Wang Ping laughed in his heart, a fool is really still a fool, and he would ask such an idiotic question.
"I don't believe it, then you can take a bite and I'll see. Wu Lei said.
"Kid, don't make trouble!" Wang Ping was taken aback, and was almost stopped by Wu Lei. There is a poisonous rat in this baked cake, how can you still die if you eat it?
"Didn't you say that the baked cakes are for eating, so why don't you eat them?" Wu Lei continued to ask.
"Then do you want to eat, give one to you to eat, it's very fragrant!"
Facing Wu Lei's questioning, a bad thought rose in Wang Ping's heart.
The time to do this is only a few hours, and if he delays it, it will be in vain.