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Is this about to start a large-scale war?

What happened in Saudi Arabia and other countries spread all over the world in a short period of time. Because there is no hard-line media PR, media reporters from other countries do not hesitate to put this news in the headlines.

Due to the time difference, it is already daytime in many countries, and all the paper reports have been printed and even delivered.

However, this is the age of the Internet, and online media has become truly mainstream!

Netizens in many countries, when using computers or mobile phones to surf the Internet, invariably receive some news pushed by online media and even non-media software.

"His Majesty the King is really 6, he really went to other countries to rob people, and he was still in the military camps of other countries. ”

"It's over, my plans to move to New Tuvalu are on hold. How can His Majesty be so impulsive? Isn't this tantamount to a direct declaration of war?"

"What kind of war? Saudi Arabia will not be able to win the current New Tuvalu at all, even if Iran and the United Arab Emirates are added, it will not be possible to fight the New Tuvalu at all. ”

"Why can't I understand the words upstairs? How many people are there in New Tuvalu, and how many people are in the armies of those countries, will they settle accounts?"

"Upstairs idiot, what's the use of a large number of troops? The current war is not an ancient or modern war, and the strength of the outnumbered people is greater. Neither Saudi Arabia nor Iran have a direct attack on New Tuvalu itself, so why don't they let their soldiers buy a ticket to New Tuvalu first?"

"Doesn't Iran have nuclear submarines and a naval fleet? And missiles, how can it not hit New Tuvalu itself?"

"Will Iran's naval fleet be able to break out of the Arabian Sea? If he dares to send a fleet, before they leave the Arabian Sea, New Tuvalu's all-stealth fighters will be able to target their fleet." And they just announced that the most advanced missile they are working on has a maximum range of only about 2,000 kilometers, and how far is Iran from New Tuvalu?"

In addition to discussing the possible subsequent developments of New Tuvalu and Saudi Arabia, Iran and other countries on the Internet, the most concerned is the new weapon that New Tuvalu has shown for the first time in the 'robbery' operation!

"I heard that in the barracks where people were hiding at that time, all the electronic equipment was useless, not only the power outage, but even the backup power supply, even the equipment with its own power supply, all of which were out of effect. ”

"Did New Tuvalu use cyber nuclear weapons? Like they used in New Zealand!"

"Even if the barracks have a connection to the external network, it is unlikely that they will be completely paralyzed by cyber nuclear weapons. Didn't you see the report? New Tuvalu's all-stealth transport plane dropped an unknown device on those military camps, and I think that it is an electromagnetic pulse attack device that various countries have been researching!"

"Electromagnetic pulse? Isn't it an electromagnetic pulse generated by a nuclear explosion? Are you watching a science fiction war movie? ”

The discussion on the Internet was overwhelming, but Saudi Arabia and other countries lost their voices at the same time, as if they had not been snatched from the barracks of the people they wanted to protect.

New Tuvalu, on the other hand, has already started a press conference scheduled in advance!

Prime Minister Burns personally presided over the press conference.

"At 22 o'clock yesterday in New Tuvalu time, our Great King of New Tuvalu, with great apologies, reluctantly chose to 'solve the problem of several terrorists in New Tuvalu, Saudi Arabia, Iran and other countries on our own. ”

"In addressing this issue, we in New Tuvalu have not caused any casualties to the military personnel of these countries. The good soldiers of our Royal Guard Battalion in New Tuvalu all use fast-acting narcotics in their operations. ”

"In addition to this, we are very sorry for the damage caused to the expensive electronic equipment in our military camps in New Tuvalu. I also hope that these countries can understand our eagerness to punish terrorists in New Tuvalu. ”

"On behalf of New Tuvalu, I would like to announce to the world that in two days' time, we will be holding a public trial of the criminals we have just captured before our Supreme Court in New Tuvalu. and all the terrorists who were involved in the terrorist attack on our factory 9 in New Tuvalu. ”

"Moreover, in the next half month, we will begin to hand over to other countries the terrorists that we have captured before and have caused harm to other countries! ”

"In closing, on behalf of His Majesty the Great King, and on behalf of New Tuvalu, I would like to declare to the world: any criminal or terrorist who dares to harm us in New Tuvalu, as well as the people of New Tuvalu, whoever you are, wherever you are hiding, remember that we will catch you and punish you as you deserve!"

When New Tuvalu's Prime Minister Burns finished speaking, the reporters at the scene couldn't wait to raise their hands.

The question session of the press conference is naturally indispensable.

A reporter from the New York Times asked: "Did your country consider that this action was likely to trigger a large-scale war between more than four countries, or even more countries?"

Burns replied with a smile: "Of course we have considered this issue, but for us in New Tuvalu, even if it is a way of war, we must let those who have committed serious crimes against New Tuvalu be punished as they deserve!"

Such a powerful press conference, under the auspices of a country's prime minister, simply made the reporters in the audience have an urge to climax.

A reporter from Eye News asked: "Dear Mr. Prime Minister, before your country's action, Saudi Arabia and other countries have announced that they will let those masterminds behind terrorist activities get the punishment they deserve. Why, then, do you have to choose to act?"

Burns knew in his heart that this reporter's question was originally arranged by him.

"On this issue, please open the WeChat client in your mobile phone, our great majesty has arranged for someone to push on WeChat the 'punishment' methods suffered by the masterminds behind those terrorist activities in Saudi Arabia and other countries. ”

The reporters at the scene panicked and took out their mobile phones one after another, and when they saw the few planners who were publicized as the planners of terrorist activities, the wine and food enjoyed in the barracks, and the bikini dancers, they immediately began to talk.

Burns continued: "The so-called 'punishment' in some countries, I think is the 'punishment' that everybody in the world wants. However, this kind of punishment obviously does not apply to those who plan terrorist activities. ”

A Global Military Intelligence reporter raised his hand and asked: "In previous operations, your country used some kind of weapon that could disable all the electronic equipment of the other side. May I ask, is this weapon of your country an electromagnetic pulse attack weapon?"

Burns nodded and replied, "We in New Tuvalu will punish those who deserve to be punished, but for those innocent people who have to fight at the mercy of orders because of the dirty dealings of certain interest groups, we don't think they should be harmed!

Hearing Burns' confirmation, the reporters at the scene were excited, and they were even more excited about this highly deterrent new weapon than Saudi Arabia and other countries and New Tuvalu, which is unlikely to have a war.

"Excuse me, which professor from the Royal College of New Tuvalu did the research?" a reporter couldn't wait to ask, "Is it Professor Joe Reeves?" or Professor Jairo Reeves?"

Burns continued to smile and replied, "The developer of the electromagnetic pulse weapon cannot be disclosed for the time being. However, I can remind you that at some point in the future, we will announce it to the world. ”

The reporters at the scene have already speculated: Could it be that this R&D person has been controlled? It will not be announced until New Tuvalu has completely mastered this technology, or even in order to master this technology alone, so that the R&D person will die an unnatural death?