Text Chapter 3 The Fooled Lu Chen and the Unlucky Yama
"What the hell is a courier?" the old man didn't care about Lu Chen's attitude, and asked curiously.
"The courier is not a ghost, the courier is a person who specializes in helping people deliver things, just like your old man's book, just find the courier, why bother to run by yourself?" Lu Chen explained casually.
Lu Chen, who was excited, forgot that this is hell, but it is not the world, is there such a profession as a courier in hell?
Sure enough, the old man nodded with interest and said, "This is a very interesting profession, and it is also very valuable and worth promoting, but it is a pity that there is no such profession in the prefecture at present." ”
But then, the old man raised his eyebrows, stared at Lu Chen and asked, "How about you be my courier?"
"Be your courier?" Lu Chen was stunned.
"Yes, be my courier, exclusive courier!" the old man nodded.
Lu Chen was completely dumbfounded now, happy and sad!
Although this old man looks old, he seems to have a lot of background, otherwise he wouldn't dare to go to the king of Yama, wouldn't he? But the key thing is that this is hell, and it is also the underworld.
What is the underworld?
That's where the dead stay, since the old man appears here, even if he doesn't die, he can't get out of the dead, and being his courier doesn't have to deal with the dead?
If he really died, then that's it, there is such a very likely person to be a backer, it is a blessing from the previous life, fortunately! But this old man obviously said that he was just faking his death, and he also wanted the king of Yama to help him return his yang, if he became the courier of this old man, then it would be strange that he could still return his yang!
Lu Chen was entangled, is this old man going to regret letting himself return to his yang?
"Can I refuse?" Lu Chen asked weakly.
He doesn't want to die yet, what's so good about the underworld?
Look at this sky, it's pitch black, there are no stars, not to mention, just a sun is also blood red, and I panic when I look at it. And the ground under our feet, what is the situation? There is not a trace of life, not to mention, it is lifeless, as if it has been washed by blood after a terrible war.
The world of the underworld is empty, lifeless, dull and panicked, where is it like the world of flowers in the world, the lights are bright, even if there is no money, it is much more comfortable to look at than this hell.
"What do you say? In these three realms, no one has dared to refuse my old man. The old man blew his beard and glared, and said domineeringly.
"But I don't want to die yet. Lu Chen muttered aggrievedly.
The old man was surprised when he heard this, and asked, "Who said you died?"
"You also said that you won't let me die, work for you, deal with the ghosts of the underworld, and can't return to the world, what's the difference between being dead and dying?" Lu Chen went out, he was already dead anyway, and he was afraid of a wool, so he said loudly and confidently.
When the old man heard this, he was stunned for a moment, as if he didn't expect Lu Chen to dare to talk to him so loudly, you know, how many years? Who dares to do this?
However, this is exactly what the old man will like!
The old man smiled, stretched out his thumb, and said to Lu Chen: "Boy, you have a kind, since Pangu opened the world, you are the first person who dares to talk to me so loudly, and my old man has begun to admire you." ”
"Cut, bragging doesn't make a draft! Pangu opened the world, who do you think you are?Jade Emperor?" Lu Chen said with a roll of his eyes.
Lu Chen didn't believe this old man's words even if he was killed, he even began to feel that this old man was too unreliable, Pangu opened the world and pulled it out, this is inevitably too big, right?
The legendary Jade Emperor, the master of the Three Realms, didn't dare to say that, I didn't see that Sun Monkey still dare to hit the Lingxiao Treasure Hall and call the Jade Emperor Lao'er!
Could it be that this old man is even bigger than the Jade Emperor?
"Hahaha...!, you little baby, interesting. The old man was not angry when he heard this, but laughed happily, and stomped his cane hard in the air, and the heavens and the earth seemed to tremble, and said with great certainty: "Old man, I have decided, it is you, and you will be my exclusive courier in the future." ”
"Cut, what if I don't agree?" Lu Chen rolled his eyes.
Although the world is too realistic and the human feelings are weak, there is still a choice in what work to do, Lu Chen doesn't believe it, if you are a ghost, you don't have a choice, and it's not reincarnation!
"If you don't agree, let's send the book to Yama Nahun boy first. The old man smiled, no matter how he looked at it, it looked like he was smiling, and Lu Chen felt as if he had been fooled.
This old man must have been premeditated, he must have planned it in advance, just waiting for himself to take the bait!
Lu Chen wanted to say, "I regret it, can I regret it?"
Wouldn't he already be working for this hateful old man if he sent a book to that muddy boy of Hades?
I don't know how long I've been in this hell, and if the corpses left in the yang world have been burned to ashes in the crematorium?
It's a pity that Lu Chen didn't have a chance to express his thoughts, and the old man who looked old kicked Lu Chen's ass and directly kicked Lu Chen away. Flying very high, close to the blood sun in the sky. As for how far it flew, I'm afraid no one knows it except the old man.
"Ahh Don't!" Lu Chen's miserable screams spread throughout the entire hell, and in an instant, he didn't know how many pairs of green eyes looked at the sky.
"Shout, shout, shout and cut your throat, and no one will come to save you!" The old man actually straightened his waist, although his beard was still snow-white, but the old appearance was not seen at all, and instead of a thin face, with his snow-white beard, there was a charm of fairy wind and bones. The crutches in his hand also disappeared and turned into a folding fan, looking at the direction where Lu Chen disappeared in the distance, and smiled.
"Destiny is like this, it's you!" Silently, the figure of the old man disappeared, as if it had never appeared, and even this space was gone, replaced by chaos.
Underworld, Yama Palace!
The ruler of the underworld, the biggest boss Yama Tianzi, also known as the king of Yama, is sleeping at the moment, yes, he is sleeping.
Last night was too crazy, the ten princes of the underworld gathered, pushed the cup and changed the lamp, because he, the king of Yama, was the eldest of the ten princes, and the Jade Emperor personally sealed it, so he naturally drank the most. No, after getting drunk, he returned to the Yama Palace, and fought with the eighteen concubines in bed for 3,000 rounds, although he was an immortal and immortal Yama king, but after all, he had lived too long, and his old arms and legs were not as young as when he was young!
As the saying goes, there are only tired oxen, not bad fields, and this is true!
After a big battle, King Yama was so tired that he couldn't get up, but the eighteen concubines had already been alive and well, and they got up from King Yama one by one, glared at King Yama with disgust, and some talked and laughed and didn't know where to run to find the handsome and dashing handsome ghosts!
I don't know what King Yama would think if he was still awake, would he be ashamed to go to the Heavenly Palace to find a medical immortal to see an andrology?
The sleeping King of Yama didn't notice it, and just after his eighteen concubines left, a humanoid black shadow suddenly appeared in the sky, falling at a speed like a star falling to the ground.
"Boom!"
The dust was flying, and the humanoid figure directly smashed through the solid roof made by the gods of the Hades Palace, and then unceremoniously smashed on the body of the Yama King.
"Ah..... It's painful for me!" King Yama was woken up on the spot, of course he wouldn't be stoned to death, but he could also feel the pain, right? The terrible screams echoed in the underworld, a hundred times more amazing than Lu Chen's screams!