Episode 03: You Know What a Fart

Listening to Lao Ma's words, he was angry, with a gun and a stick, insinuating and scolding, scolding more than just the wine king. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 infoAfter the other officials heard this, this banquet should not be so fragrant. I don't know that in Uncle Ma's words, a person like Ying Tianci who thinks he is a high-ranking official is compared to being a dog, and how many people can hear it.

"You, you ......" How could the wine king have imagined that someone would argue with him on this point? He was speechless for a moment, his face was redder, his neck was thicker, and there seemed to be a spring stuck in his bones under his feet, and he bounced up, and wanted to get angry.

During the period when the wine king is in a strong upward spiral, the official fortune is flourishing, and he may advance to the county in the third year, that is, next year, in his subconscious, he really won't put a horse and three catties in his eyes. There is nothing to scruple about, in his thoughts, if you want to sweep my face for the old disrespect, can't I let go of my face and fight for my life?

Although Uncle Ma scolded ruthlessly, he was just entrusted by others, and he used the topic to stimulate him to be sober, and he was not angry.

Seeing Ying Tianci's reaction, he couldn't help but sigh secretly, Jian Luo's hard work for this person was destined to be in vain. It seems that this upstart in officialdom can't wake up, no matter how loud the alarm bell is, it will be difficult to wake up his once sincere and righteous red heart.

Lao Ma looked at the young man next to him carefully with his unique and spicy eyes. Ying Tianci is sure as Jian Luo said, where is the wine king who can't get drunk, he has long become a drunk cat who can't wake up. He was already drunk, and he wouldn't be more sober if he drank or not, it was just a drunk word. Outsiders can't see it, Jian Luo's eyes are bright.

The mayor hurriedly stood up and pressed Director Ying. Shouted to the army of 100 people: "Don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong, it's okay, everyone continue." Listen to me, you two listen to me, today to invite everyone to come to eat and drink, although we eat openly, if we don't eat enough, it is my dereliction of duty as the mayor of the town, and I am sorry for everyone. I promise that today we will be able to ensure that everyone has enough to eat, whether it is eggs, chickens, ducks, geese, rabbits, fish, as long as we like, as much as we want, eat and add, if you like, you can order again, no matter who you are, you can ask for it again and again! Everyone said, okay!"

"Okay!" that's what they want, there are many such dinners, which time is not only hating their small stomachs, but not worrying about which ones are not full. The officials replied violently, and the banquet continued.

The mayor took the lead in a loud voice: "Wu Mazi, Wu Mazi, have another scrambled egg, I want a big plate! If you need something, just order, don't worry, I won't ask you to pay!"

Lao Ma hurriedly said: "No need, I don't have to eat scrambled eggs, and I don't have the intention of getting along with him Director Ying, but you can look at his eating appearance, as if he hasn't eaten it in eight lifetimes, like a starving ghost reincarnated, just like an old sow transferred, where is there still a little bit of what a parent official should look like?"

Lao Ma said in his heart, I scolded fiercely, but I have restrained enough, I look at these nearly 100 eaters, and I can't find a few who really look like parents.

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Hearing these words, the wine king was furious again, and he was about to stand up again, but the mayor of the town held him down vigorously: "Don't say it, listen to me, the old horse is right, God gives you to think more about the old horse's words." He is not an ordinary person, he is my mentor, if there is also an advisory committee in the town and there is only one quota, our advisor in Longwang Town must be Lao Ma! You know too little about Lao Ma, he often acts differently from others, but he will only do good for you, and will not have the slightest intention of harming others. God must respect him, otherwise I won't spare you, do you hear!"

"God's gift remembers. ”

"In the end, it's caused by God's wrongness, who told you not to ask?, don't you have anyone in your eyes?" said this, the mayor couldn't help but laugh, "There are bones in eggs, you understand now?"

"Got it!"

"You understand a fart!" Uncle Ma immediately said, "If you kid is really well-behaved, you should understand that I don't want you to take me a bad old man in your eyes, what am I doing here? I want you to put the common people in your eyes and in your heart." Especially a young and strong official like you, who rises very quickly. You have to understand who really eats every bite of public money! If you can, you should refrain from eating it to the greatest extent, and if you have to, you must eat as little as possible......

"God, you are stupid, why don't you hurry up and admit your mistake with Uncle Ma!"

Lao Ma sighed again in his heart, I have already said it so clearly, even the mayor of the town still can't really listen. He deliberately interrupted for fear that I would say something more unpleasant.

That's why it's so difficult to really find a good official in the eyes of the people.

That's it, you don't need a hammer to sound the drum, and it's best to talk to the people who are in charge until the point, otherwise it will be me who suffers. I've already said it, people can't listen, and no matter how much I talk about it, it's useless, so I have to find other ways to stimulate him again.

Ying Tianci is also an enlightened person, he stood up and said: "Uncle Ma, I'm sorry, it's Tianci who did something wrong, thank you for your enlightenment, Tianci will punish three glasses of wine, let's expose it, okay?"

"Okay!" Lao Ma said, "We are all simply, there are a lot of people, and I will also accompany Director Ying for a cup in exchange for your three cups, which is called drawing inferences from one another!"

Just one sip and drained the glass. Lao Ma is still trying his best to further wake up young people with 'drawing inferences from one example'.

He only paid attention to the wine, drank three glasses in a row, did not eat a mouthful of food to accompany it, did not change the color of the face, poured the glass to show, did not trickle, the ability of the wine king, without a trace of water, deserved its name.

"Alright, everybody, go ahead. The mayor of the town spoke, "From now on, everyone is casual, you don't have to be restrained, you can eat which one you like, you can eat as much as you want, anyway, you are here to eat, we don't have to care about your identity, we all open up your amount, how fierce and fierce, how fierce and fierce, are you still afraid of eating this supply and marketing cooperative? Don't worry, the more we eat Wu Mazi, the more they will be! In short, as long as we are happy and happy, just do it!" Don't worry about eating Wu Mazi into a real pockmark, because he has long been a pockmark, let me tell you a secret, although he Wu Mazi does not have pockmarks on his face, but his pockmarks are not less than the real pockmarks, and his pockmarks are on the fart!

The officials burst into laughter, and in the midst of a burst of cheers, a small tide was set off at the banquet.