Chapter 346: The Jade Emperor's Troubles
Tiangui, that is, Tiantiao, now, the reason why the Jade Emperor is distressed is because there is a problem with Tiantiao.
In fact, this is already a very old problem, which has not been solved, although there is the relationship between the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, but also because changing the rules of the heavens is really important, and the slightest carelessness will cause chaos in the Three Realms, so this problem has been left to this day.
As we all know, the rules of heaven stipulate that immortals must have no desires, cannot get married and have children, and cannot covet red dust, marry and have children with mortals. Even the Jade Emperor's own sister who married and had children with mortals was severely punished and died because of this, can you imagine how ruthless it was?
And like Li Tianwang, who got married and had children before becoming immortals, and there are very few people who are not punished after becoming immortals, and most people can only follow the constraints of heaven.
However, in the same way, most immortals are actually cultivated into immortals by mortals, and although they have become immortals, they are still human beings in essence.
As long as they are human, they will inevitably have seven emotions and six desires, and although cultivation can make their minds calm, deep down, they still crave them.
Although under the cold and ruthless rules of heaven, many immortals can only force themselves not to think about it, but there are always exceptions to everything.
Throughout the ages, I don't know how many immortals have lost years of penance and life because of a love word, although the price paid is very large, but this kind of thing still can't be eliminated, it always happens from time to time.
No, a few days ago, there was another incident, a god of heaven fell in love with a woman in the mortal world, and had a child, and was known by heaven, and sent the god of justice to arrest him, but I didn't expect that this god who violated the rules of heaven in order to protect his wife and children, as well as this feeling, was unwilling to be captured, and fought with the god of justice, and finally both died together!
Although this matter has subsided for the time being, as the Jade Emperor, he knows that the gods of the Heavenly Court are actually dissatisfied.
As the master of the Three Realms, the Jade Emperor is the master of the Three Realms, the heavens and the earth are his, and he can perceive the heavenly opportunities, how can he not know what the gods are thinking? and how can he not know that it is impossible to really prevent this kind of thing from happening, but he has no way.
People have seven emotions and six desires, and even if we put aside the seven emotions and six desires, there are still physiological needs, right? These are all human nature, how can it be completely eliminated?
If a person has no seven emotions and six desires, no physical needs, and no nature, then is it still called a person? I am afraid that it should be called a demon!
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Knowing that it is wrong, the Jade Emperor does not have any way, it is really a matter of great importance to change the Heavenly Rules, even if he is the Jade Emperor, he can't do it for a while, and he must think about it in the long run.
The Jade Emperor is now worried about how to appease the hearts of the gods in a short period of time and avoid turmoil in the Heavenly Court!
Heavenly Court is like the court of the mortal world, if people's hearts are not stable, Heavenly Court will collapse!
When the time comes, he, the Jade Emperor, may not be able to do it!
After listening to the Jade Emperor's narration, Lu Chen sighed, feeling sad for those immortals in Heavenly Court.
The seven emotions and six desires are innate, and the physiological needs are innate, so how can they really be worn out? Ruthless awareness, isn't everyone a master of extermination? If this is the case, then how can there be people in this world? How can there be all living beings?
Immortals can't get married and have children, and immortals can't talk about the relationship between men and women, which fool came up with a bad idea? Lu Chen was sure that the person who came up with this bad idea must be a person who was heartbroken by feelings.
Immortals, immortality, so what? What's the point of living forever in an emotionless sexless world?
No wonder some people often say that they only envy mandarin ducks and not immortals!
"Then what are you going to do?" Lu Chen asked.
Lu Chen already knew that the Jade Emperor was already working on changing the Heavenly Rules, but this was not something that could be solved in a short period of time, and now, just like the Jade Emperor said, it was necessary to appease the gods so as not to cause turmoil in the Heavenly Court.
"I want to solve the physical needs of the gods with mortal hearts without violating the rules of heaven, so that the gods may be calmed down temporarily. The Jade Emperor said.
"You don't allow people to get married, and you don't allow people to talk about feelings, do you want to open a brothel?" Lu Chen said angrily.
Zhao Ling'er on the side, her face turned red, and she secretly snorted, this chairman is simply too unqualified, why did he even come out of the brothel? I don't know that there is a big girl with yellow flowers sitting next to her?
Lu Chen also suddenly realized this problem, and couldn't help but smile a little embarrassedly, but in exchange for Zhao Ling'er's eyes!
"Open a brothel, how can that work? Heavenly Court is a sacred place, how can there be such a place? No, this will never work!" the Jade Emperor hurriedly denied.
"This doesn't work, that doesn't work, what do you say?" Lu Chen said angrily.
He also knew that this was unreliable, if there was a brothel in Heavenly Court, would it still be called Heavenly Court? I'm afraid that the first person who couldn't spare the Jade Emperor was Hongjun Ancestor!
"Brother, aren't I asking you?" said the Jade Emperor on the other end of the phone with a bitter face.
Lu Chen thought for a while and said, "If you only want to solve their current physiological problems, there is a way, and it definitely does not violate the rules of heaven, do you want to listen to it?"
"Of course you have to listen, say it quickly!" the Jade Emperor said eagerly.
"Here's how I do this......" Lu Chen said slowly.
In fact, if you want to solve the physiological problem, it may be difficult for the immortals in the fairy world, but it is very simple for the earthlings, and there are many ways.
And it is not difficult to solve physical problems without the affection of men and women and without sin.
People with a little common sense know that there is a very private thing in this world called gender products, and in the gender products, there is an inflatable doll made of imitation of the human body, in addition to not being able to eat and have feelings like people, in solving physiological problems, the functions are almost the same, with this thing, it does not violate the law, but also solves personal needs, which can be described as killing multiple birds with one stone.
If the lonely immortal also has this kind of thing, wouldn't it be the same as the bachelor on the earth, which not only solves personal physiological problems, but also does not violate the rules of heaven?
The Jade Emperor exclaimed, "There is such a good thing in this world, how could I not know?"
Lu Chen smiled: "This is the earth, there are many things you don't know." ”
"That's right!" the Jade Emperor sighed, "I didn't expect the wisdom of mortals to be so powerful!
Being able to be praised by the Jade Emperor shows that in the heart of the Jade Emperor, he no longer dares to underestimate mortals at this moment!
Immediately, at the request of the Jade Emperor, the two reached an agreement, and Lu Chen was responsible for buying a batch of inflatable dolls for the Jade Emperor and personally sending them to Heavenly Court. And when the inflatable doll arrives in Heaven, the Jade Emperor will also pay Lu Chen on behalf of Heaven, which is a deal.
After hanging up the phone, Lu Chen looked at Zhao Ling'er, only to feel that her body was trembling slightly, although with a smile, it was so far-fetched, it was obviously pretended.
Lu Chen smiled bitterly, knowing why, it was definitely because of her conversation with the Jade Emperor that made her angry!
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