"Give me a dress, shame, Dragon Emperor, please, give me a dress to wear!" Lin Tian covered his mouth and said vaguely. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The Dragon Emperor is now mad at Lin Tian, where can he care about this, it is good to make Lin Tian lose face, just to relieve his anger.

Immediately afterwards, there was an interesting scene in the very solemn and serious reverse scale, the soldiers were practicing and acting, Lin Tianguang's slippery body attracted everyone's attention, and some people didn't seem to dare to believe that someone dared to walk back and forth naked in the reverse scale.

After a closer look, I realized that it was the Dragon Emperor who was walking around with a slick body, and these people were no longer training, so they quickly got together and discussed.

"This man is so bold and fat, he dares to be naked here with us, he is really not afraid of death!"

"You're blind, don't you see that the man was involuntary? I guess he made a mistake and is being punished by the captain!"

When everyone heard the word "punishment", they all trembled, the Dragon Emperor's methods of punishing people, they all remembered it vividly!

A soldier swallowed his saliva and said with some horror, "What kind of moth did the captain come up with again, what kind of punishment is this, although it is not painful or itchy, but it is a shame, this is more uncomfortable than punishing me for running a hundred miles." ”

"There's a good show to watch this time, but who is this person, is it that we are against the scales? How come I have never seen it!"

…… ，……。

Everyone talked about it, and approached the Dragon Emperor and Lin Tian step by step, Lin Tian only felt as if he was being looked at by more than a hundred pairs of evil eyes, Lin Tian couldn't help but feel a chill in his heart, and subconsciously shrank his buttocks, thinking, these people will not be locked up here all the year round, like the gang in prison, perverted!

"Look at it, look at it again, gouge out your eyeballs!" the Dragon Emperor shouted to his subordinates in a huff.

These people were really obedient, the Dragon Emperor shouted, and they all went back obediently, not even anyone who peeked at Lin Tian.

Lin Tian didn't know if the Dragon Emperor did it on purpose, he walked around the reverse scales all over, and almost all the members of the reverse scales saw Lin Tianguang's slippery ass, and of course, that place.

Lin Tian was afraid of wasting the dragon liquid and couldn't speak, but he had already scolded the Dragon Emperor one hundred and eighty times in his heart, and this time he was reversing the scales, and he couldn't think about it.

The two soon came to a small room on the edge of the scales, this small room was very quiet, surrounded by flowers and plants, and there was a grape trellis at the door, although the cottage was small, but it was very clean, it was like a paradise.

The Dragon Emperor slammed Lin Tian to the ground, he exhaled a breath of turbidity, trying not to get excited, and then straightened his clothes, picked up Lin Tian again, pretended to be very polite, and knocked on the door.

"Enter," a sonorous voice came from inside.

Lin Tian heard it at once, this was the voice of the old chief, no wonder there was such a paradise in the reverse scale, it turned out that the old chief lived here.

Since he came to see the old chief, Lin Tian was relieved, he believed that as long as he didn't do anything too out of line, the old chief would definitely be on his side.

The old chief is now wearing a tunic and holding a brush to practice calligraphy, which is a very elegant and noble demeanor, but it is extremely discordant The rude Dragon Emperor and the smooth Lin Tian appeared.

Originally, the Dragon Emperor was quite polite in front of the old chief, but he was really angry with Lin Tian today, and he was a little out of shape.

He threw down Lin Tian again, and Lin Tian deliberately exaggerated.

"Oops, it hurts, my ass wow!"

Even the old chief was taken aback, his back trembled, the brush in his hand was slightly loosened, and a "horizontal" writing was a little collapsed, without momentum, the old chief shook his head again and again, and sighed.

Immediately afterwards, the old chief put down the brush, looked back, and was stunned for a moment, the Dragon Emperor is fine, except for some anger, he is normal, but Lin Tianguang looks slippery, what is this for, the great health care was arrested.

Lin Tian quickly got up, stared at the words written by the old chief, and grabbed in front of the Dragon Emperor and said, "Okay, good, well, the ancient ink is lightly ground with a few incense, and the inkstone pool is shining with new baths!"

After he finished speaking, he admired himself, and he would write such a poem, the high school in the past few years has really not been in vain, nine years of compulsory education is too important.

These words dragon flying phoenix dance, strong and powerful, magnificent, atmospheric and beautiful, between the lines, revealing a vast, sharp meaning, a look at the old chief is a sword is not old, ambition in the thousands of miles of iron-blooded man. ”

The old chief stared at Lin Tianguang's slippery body, although he was surprised, he didn't say it explicitly, he shook his head and said, "Old, old, the back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, a generation of new people replace the old, people don't accept the old, it's not okay." ”

The old chief is one of the people who stood at the forefront when China opened the country, which counts, it is more than a hundred years old, although Lin Tian does not know why the old chief can live until now, but those people who founded the country and fought the world, who does not have a heart to serve the country, although they are old, but their ambition is still there.

Lin Tian couldn't read the words, but he could analyze the old chief's heart, he stared at the words, and said, "From these words, I can see that the old chief's patriotic enthusiasm is monstrous, but your font seems to be a little melancholy, if I guess correctly, the old chief still has any unfulfilled wishes!"

The old chief stared at Lin Tian, with a look of surprise on his face, and asked, "I didn't expect you to know calligraphy at a young age, and from my font, you can see my melancholy, you are simply a calligrapher."

Now, even Lin Tian has to admire himself, Meng is too right, he knows how to do fart calligraphy! It's just that at the age of the old chief, no matter who it is, there will be more or less melancholy things, Lin Tian is blind, and he is blind.

Lin Tian said modestly, "I have liked calligraphy since I was a child, and I know a little, a little!"

The old chief continued to ask, "My calligraphy contains the essence of the three calligraphers, can you tell which three of them?"

Pretending to be big, this Lin Tian knows wow, there are no more than three famous calligraphers he called, he looks like a bitter melon, and for a while, he doesn't know what to do.

But fortunately, the Dragon Emperor helped him out of the siege.

The Dragon Emperor arrested Lin Tianlai to let the old chief cure Lin Tian's crimes, but he didn't know why, Lin Tian actually chatted with the old chief, and the more he talked, the hotter it became, and he cooled himself aside, as if he was a superfluous person.

In fact, he was a superfluous person, and the old chief had just become a little interested, so he let the Dragon Emperor interrupt with a word.

"Old chief, I arrested Lin Tian today to ask you to punish Lin Tian. ”

Emma, when the Dragon Emperor said this, the Dragon Emperor was so happy that he almost kowtowed to him, he said this sentence too well, otherwise, Lin Tian would have to obediently admit that he didn't know calligraphy at all, and he was blinded just now.

The old chief's interest was interrupted all of a sudden, he looked at the Dragon Emperor, looked at Lin Tian, and said, "What crime have you committed, as for making the Dragon Emperor angry like this, besides, why did you come in naked, let's go against the scales, but there is a lesbian." ”

Anyway, the three people present are all men, and Lin Tian is not embarrassed at all if he doesn't wear clothes, as for women, if there is, there will be it, if he looks at himself, he won't lose a piece of meat.

Lin Tian said with an innocent face, "I don't know what crime I committed, and the Dragon Emperor didn't understand it, so he arrested me at once, and it's not that I don't wear clothes, it's that the Dragon Emperor doesn't let me wear clothes, and the Dragon Emperor also spared this reverse scale behind my back, and the people in the reverse scale have seen it." ”

The old chief then said, "Dragon Emperor, your temper has to be changed, young man, it's normal to make mistakes, I'm at Lin Tian's age, and I often make mistakes, young people make mistakes, just change it, why don't you arrest Lin Tian to me without explaining it." ”

Lin Tian listened to Zhile, and the Dragon Emperor looked dead, thinking to himself, the old chief was too partial, and he complained to himself without asking what was going on.

The Dragon Emperor said aggrievedly, "Old chief, there is a rule in the Reverse Scale that the new members who join the Reverse Scale will have a chance to stay in the Dragon Liquid for half an hour. ”

"That's right. Lin Tian answered on the side and said, "I just came out of the dragon liquid, I stayed for half an hour, I didn't stay for a minute, where did I commit a crime?"

The Dragon Emperor gritted his teeth angrily and said, "Lin Tian stayed in it for half an hour, and he gave one-tenth of the dragon liquid to the scourge, old chief, you know, how important the dragon liquid is, not a single bit of it should be wasted, and Lin Tian, he has harmed one-tenth of the dragon liquid, isn't it a crime?"

At this moment, the old chief's face finally became serious, and he asked, "Lin Tian, you really harmed one-tenth of the dragon liquid. ”

"No wow!" Lin Tian pretended to be innocent again and said, "The dragon liquid is such a precious thing, how can I be willing to waste it, I directly drank one-tenth of the dragon liquid, there was no waste at all, when I went in before, the Dragon Emperor didn't tell me not to let me drink the dragon liquid inside!"

At this time, even the old chief was a little surprised, and emphasized, "Those dragon liquids have been drunk by you." ”

"Hmm. Lin Tian patted his belly and signaled that the dragon liquid was in his stomach.

This time, it was Lin Tian's turn to question the Dragon Emperor, "Dragon Emperor, isn't the dragon liquid just for us to strengthen our bodies?

Yes, there is nothing wrong with this, the only thing that is wrong is that Lin Tian can drink the dragon liquid and still live well.

Now that the Dragon Emperor is a little confused, he also feels that there is nothing wrong with Lin Tian, but the dragon liquid is suddenly reduced by one-tenth, which makes the Dragon Emperor's heart dripping blood!

Seeing the embarrassed appearance of the Dragon Emperor, the old chief hurriedly said, "Forget about this matter, Lin Tian will drink it if he drinks it, but next time you have to remember that when any team member enters the dragon liquid, clearly tell them that they are not allowed to drink it." ”

What the old chief said was really too much, because not everyone, like Lin Tian, had a healing potion and could drink the dragon liquid.